Tub Hockey Practice - Attempt 2

SAMMY

Um Mom? Can I get out of the penalty box now and finish my tub hockey practice? I didn't know that butt biting was a 5 minute penalty.

Boy, are we tired!

We hadded so much fun at the nap-a-thon It was so nice to meet efurrbody and compare purrs, and tom cat yowls, and talk about our siblings. And the stinky goodness was yummy. But, we are glad to be home wif our Mommy and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie. It's nap time now, and then we hafta praktice our Tub Hockey.

Off to the Nap-a-thon

We are so 'acited. Here is us getting into our medi-tay-shuns. See you there!

OOPS

MILES

OOPS. Mommy catched me trying to hide Grampa Norton's medicine. He didnt' want to take it and tolded me where Mommy keeps it, so I tried to knock it off the table, and she catched me. I was only trying to help Grampa.

Tub Hockey Practice - Attempt 1

MILES

MOM!!!!!
How are we apposed to praktice Tub Hockey if there's BUBBLES in the baftub?

I hate older brothers

MILES

I'm just trying to sleep, and Sammy tries to swallow my head. Mommy said he was giving me a "wet willie" but I think he was trying to KILL me by eating my head. And then my whole head smelled like his bad breaf.

Lead Butt????

MILES

Does it LOOK like my butt is made of lead? Mommy says I have a lead butt- whenever she wants me to move from somewhere and I don't want to go, she tries to pick me up and I try and stay there. She says I have lead in my butt and that, even though I normally weigh 10 pounds, my butt sometimes weighs 30. I don't think that's very nice. I'm the skinny one. Sammy is the lardo.

Inquiring Minds want to know...........

What is your favorite flavor of Stinky Goodness or Crunchy Goodness?
These are ours:

Stinky Goodness: Fancy Feast Fisherman's flavor (the one with the flaked fish and whole little shrimpies in the can wif the dark blue label Mommy cannot find this flavor everywhere) and Fancy Feast Cod, Sole and Shrimp.

Crunchy Goodness: Purina Kitten Food (for the Meezers - but only as a treat) and Purina Indoor Formula. We have to eat that crunchy goodness because of Grampa Norton - he has to have lots of fiber and he doesn't like his 'spensive 'srciption crunchy food

I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMMY

Do you see my evil red eyes of death? This is what happens when I'M HUNGRY and you don't have any stinky goodness in my bowl. I don't care anymore that you are sick, FEED ME NOW.

Meezer's Mom: Sam, you ate all of your stinky goodness 2 hours ago for breakfast. You KNOW that's all you get, eat some crunchies and some shrimpy crack treats for now.

SAMMY: Perhaps you didn't understand me - FEED ME STINKY GOODNESS RIGHT NOW. Miles ate what was in my bowl and now I'm hungry again.

Meezer's Mom: No Sammy, perhaps you didn't understand me............. argh, stop with the evil red death ray!!! Ok, maybe just a little more stinky goodness................. Don't tell Miles.

I think I killded it

SAMMY

This was a very delicious (I mean pretty) plant that Mommy brought home from the plant store and put in bafroom window. I couldn't help it - Trixie told me how good plants taste, and so I nibbled on it. Then the leaves started getting yellow and falling off, and Mommy tooked it away. She put it in the big plastic house that she has with the light that stays on all the time. But I think I killded it.

Sick Day

Sammy

Mommy was still sick today and could not go to werk. Her meower didn't work and all she could do was squeak. So, I took all my sleeps on the couch wif her.

SNOW

MILES

It snowded here yesterday and today. Not much, but some. And it's COLD. Grampa Norton is just laying in front of his personal heater all day. We are snuggling up under Mommy's blankie on the couch. This is me snuggling Mommy. Mommy setted the timer on the flashy thing and I sat still like a good boy until it went off. See me smiling?

We're playing Nurse today

Mommy is home sick, so we are playing nurse for her. We are laying on her and purring and giving head butts and sand paper kisses hoping that she will feel better soon. AND GET UP AND FEED US.

Miles accepts Derby's Challenge.

See, I can touch my nose wif my tongue too. (and still keep the flaming eyes of death)

We need Bail Money

And rehab. Too much shrimpy crack. We chased gramma Trixie and she felled down. So Mommy putted us in Jail.

Miles and Sammy's New Favorite Treats

We have to go to the store and buy more of THIS http://worldwise.com/shrimpnip.html

Now, all we need are thumbs, pockets and the keys to mommy's truck.

These are the bestest. Shrimp and Kitty Crack all in the same treat. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Miles the Hypnotizer

You are under my power. You will give me shrimps and crab and all food i ask for. You will not notice that I knockeded all of the boxes down. You will..........cluck like a chicken. Now I will bring you out of your hip-no-tized state - if only I could remember how to count to 3.

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!

I gotted CRAB for dinner!!!!! Real crab from a real crab claw! AND I didn't have to share it wif anybody. Mom said it was a special treat just for me!!! When I told Sammy he said he gotted a special treat too - HAM. I like ham, but I LOVED crab more. When I told gramma and grampa, they said that they gotted a special treat too - liverwurst. I never had that before, but it's their favorite treat. But I got the CRAB. It was the bestest taste EVER.
Miles

The Old Ones

This is Norton on the bottom - we call him Grampa. He is the number one kitty in the house. All activity revolves around him. He's poorly. He has problems pooping and he was blind for a while - but he takes medikshun to help him see. He likes to lay in front of the heater all day. He's the reason we get stinky goodness first thing in the morning becuase he wants it. So we all get some. We love Grampa lots.
This is Trixie on the top (wif Miles behind her) - we call her Gramma. She is Nortons real and true twin sister. Mom says that they were abandoned in the middle of a road when they were really little babies and mommy and daddy saved them. They have never been apart ('cept for when Norton has bafroom problems and he has to stay at the place we don't speak of). They are 17 1/2 years old. Gramma has some problems walking sometimes like Grampa, but if you were that old, you would too. Trixie's favorite thing to do is to sit on the bed right next to Mommy's head and stare at her all night long when she sleeps. It's really really funny when Mommy wakes up and screams because Gramma's staring at her. We love Gramma lots too.

WHY?

WHY do we only get stinky goodness in the morning ? (oh, sure, there's a BIG bowl of crunchy food left out for us, but, come on, it's not stinky goodness) WHY doesn't mom like it when we stick our noses in her ears when she's snoring (i mean sleeping)?
WHY can't we eat the feathers from the pillows?
- Sam

Me and Miles look like twins

But we're not!!
Mom says this is a good pikshure because my eyes aren't crossed. Well, they're kinda crossed, but not really bad. Sometimes mom says I am so crosseyed that I can look out my opposite ears! I think sometimes she needs medikshun.

It's MEEEEEEE - Miles

See how handsome I am?

Where's the snow?

Last year after after crissmas and noo years, we had lots and lots of white stuff falling from the sky and all over the ground. Mommy called it Snow, and Norton and Trixie said it comes down every year when it's cold out. This year, the ground is still all green and brown, and no white stuff is falling. Where did it go? Mommy went out last year and brought some of the white stuff inside in a pan, and I gotted to touch it. I will never do that again! It gots my paws all wet and COLD. I want Mommy to bring some in when it snows again so that I can make Miles touch it. He's a scaredy about everyfing, so that should make him run around the house screaming really loud.
Sammy

My first post - by Sammy

My name is Sammy and I am an 18 month old Apple Head Seal Point Siamese cat. For those of you who don't speak "Meezer" that means I have a round head (not a wedge shaped head like some meezers) and I have very dark fur on my tail, feet, ears and nose. I also have dark fur on my tummy and part of my back. I was born all white like all meezers, and my colors came in by the time I was about 4 months old. My little "brother" Miles (I didnt' want him in the house, he just showed up one day about 6 months ago) is the same type of meezer as me, but he has black skunk stripes on his back. That just proves he's a stinker. We have a "grandma and grampa" living with us - 2 ginger cats who have been with mommy for 17 years - they are older than dirt! They are very cranky most of the time, although they were very very nice to me when I came here to live last year. Miles and I like to chase each other around the house all day. And we also like to chase each other all over the bed at night when mommy is sleeping. I don't think she likes that too much, but, we do and that's all that matters.