Rules, Schmooles

MILES

Rule 1: A kitty cannot haf chokolate. WHY????? chokolate is GOOD. why can't i haf any?

Rule 2: A kitty, when playing kissy face, should not put the bitey on the purrsons lip.
but it's FUN. anyfing FUN should not be against the rules.

Rule 3: A kitty cannot haf ham eleventy-three times a day. WHY NOT? really, why not. there is no good reason.

Rule 4: A kitty should not use a bean's knees or hip as a launching pad to try and stand on the ceiling at 4:02am. OK, then what time would be a good time for this? I has to praktice efurry night.

Rule 5: A kitty really should not make smellavision dreams from the litterbox at 3am. HEY, when you has to potty, you has to potty. Waking you up with the smell is just an extra added benefit.

Rule 6: A kitty should not jump from the desk 'ahind the couch onto the bean's head, exspeshully if a kitty's claws is out. Well, MOVE YOUR HEAD then.

Rule 7: A kitty should not just start eating food off the bean's plate when the bean is eating dinner on the couch. no, it would not help if you eated at the table eifurr. If it's not on a fork or spoon, it's fair game. Heck, it's fair game until it enters the bean's mouf.

Rules Schmooles.