ALL OF US
Please pray for the families of the vicitims of the plane crash near Buffalo last night. Mommy works near there and she is waiting to hear whether any of her co-workers were involved. There are rumors around her werk and people are furry upset and they are all praying that the rumors are not true.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Finally Friday
MILES
I's happy it's Friday. although I'm mad at the mom 'acuase she has not helped us post about our awards that our wonderful furriends haf gived us this week. She says I can put it in my Meezer Monday Miles report post.
Tomorrow is Love Day. I loves my Sanjee so much!!!
Oh, and I stole part of a pork chop last night. YEAH!
I's happy it's Friday. although I'm mad at the mom 'acuase she has not helped us post about our awards that our wonderful furriends haf gived us this week. She says I can put it in my Meezer Monday Miles report post.
Tomorrow is Love Day. I loves my Sanjee so much!!!
Oh, and I stole part of a pork chop last night. YEAH!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Thursday Thirteen
BILLY SWEET FEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP
Thirteen Things about ME.
Since my gotcha day is coming up soon, ME wants to tell efurryone fings about me - so new furriends know what happened to me 'afore and old furriends learn new stuffs.
1. ME finded the mom lady person in a parking lot. ME hollered at her and she saided "if you want to come home with me, then come over here" and ME ranned to her. She HADDED to take ME, 'acuase she saided she would.
g. ME has herpes virus and it maded me blind in one eye, and it makes me wheeze and cough and haf a hard time breafing. V-E-T person saide that ME would be blind in my bad eye forefur and that ME would be sick lots and lots, and nefur breathe right. He saided that me gotted bugs from eating bad stuffs when ME lived in parking lot.
8. ME likes to RUNRUNRUN FASTFASTFAST
e. and PLAYPLAYPLAY
q. the hammick upstairs is MINE.
5. The hammick downstairs is MINE.
#. ME follows mom lady person all ofur the house, but ME has not tolded her that ME loves her. ME loves BillyDad though.
D. ME LOVES to be carried all ofur the house. BUT, ME does NOT like to be held when mom lady person is sitting down.
2. ME LOVES playing in bathtub. ME loves to put my feets in the hot water when mom lady person is playing in the water. ME even licks the bubbles.
&. Mom Lady Person calls ME Peanut. She says ME is little like peanut. V-E-T person says ME weights 16 pounds, but Mom Lady Person says ME only weights 10.
y. ME LOVES going to v-e-t. They is furry furry nice and they carries me all ofur the place. ME purrrsss so much that v-e-t man cannot lissen to my heart or lungs.
b. ME LOVES playing THoE wif Meezer kitties.
13. ME LOVES to DANCE!!!!! (don't tell her, but ME loves when the mom lady person picks me up and dances wif me. promise you won't tell, mmmmkay?)
Thirteen Things about ME.
Since my gotcha day is coming up soon, ME wants to tell efurryone fings about me - so new furriends know what happened to me 'afore and old furriends learn new stuffs.
1. ME finded the mom lady person in a parking lot. ME hollered at her and she saided "if you want to come home with me, then come over here" and ME ranned to her. She HADDED to take ME, 'acuase she saided she would.
g. ME has herpes virus and it maded me blind in one eye, and it makes me wheeze and cough and haf a hard time breafing. V-E-T person saide that ME would be blind in my bad eye forefur and that ME would be sick lots and lots, and nefur breathe right. He saided that me gotted bugs from eating bad stuffs when ME lived in parking lot.
8. ME likes to RUNRUNRUN FASTFASTFAST
e. and PLAYPLAYPLAY
q. the hammick upstairs is MINE.
5. The hammick downstairs is MINE.
#. ME follows mom lady person all ofur the house, but ME has not tolded her that ME loves her. ME loves BillyDad though.
D. ME LOVES to be carried all ofur the house. BUT, ME does NOT like to be held when mom lady person is sitting down.
2. ME LOVES playing in bathtub. ME loves to put my feets in the hot water when mom lady person is playing in the water. ME even licks the bubbles.
&. Mom Lady Person calls ME Peanut. She says ME is little like peanut. V-E-T person says ME weights 16 pounds, but Mom Lady Person says ME only weights 10.
y. ME LOVES going to v-e-t. They is furry furry nice and they carries me all ofur the place. ME purrrsss so much that v-e-t man cannot lissen to my heart or lungs.
b. ME LOVES playing THoE wif Meezer kitties.
13. ME LOVES to DANCE!!!!! (don't tell her, but ME loves when the mom lady person picks me up and dances wif me. promise you won't tell, mmmmkay?)
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday
MILES and SAMMY
Meezer Rule for today - when the mom disses you and does NOT gif you steak from her plate, make sure to send your brother to another room to whap something heavy off a nice high table or shelf.
Meezer Rule for today - when the mom disses you and does NOT gif you steak from her plate, make sure to send your brother to another room to whap something heavy off a nice high table or shelf.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Dancing Tuesays With Bill
BILLY SWEET FEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP
The Mom Lady Person says to say this, and most moms will know what it means:
"A whop bom a loom a, a whop bam boom"
The Mom Lady Person says to say this, and most moms will know what it means:
"A whop bom a loom a, a whop bam boom"
Monday, February 09, 2009
Meezer Monday Miles Report
MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods Report: chick-hen, eggs, bacon. That's all I was allowed to eat. phooey. I really wanted some ribs. But again, the mom said something about flaming boo-tay. I doesn't care. I want RIBS. RIBS. RIBS. RIBS.
The Weather Report - we hadded 8 inches of snow this week, on top of the over a foot we already had on the ground. then it gotted warm. and now we haf a lake of slush in the back yard. and mommy says that it's below freezing tonight so we has a lake of thawed and then frozed slush. FUN!!
The Weird things report - our mommy has losted her mind. she grates her feets wif a cheese grater and then sands them wif a huge nail file and then puts greasy stuff on them and says that she is so happy that her feets doesn't snag the rug anymore. She is completely out of her mind. Oh, she says it's not really a cheese grater but somefing she gotted just for grating feets. now that's even WEERDER. We had two-lips growing inside. Mommy gotted a pakage in the mail of chick-hen frying stuff she has not ordered for over 3 years and did not buy. and the packing slip says she did, but there were no green papers taked out of her accounts, so she has no idea why she gotted the pakage. Billy likes dog foods. Our woofie furriend and sometime visitor who visited us overnight Saturday night gived Billy a baf. Even his........er....... um............ huh. you know.
There is not ghost or alien report because Sammy has been too busy chasing mommy around hollering BRUSH ME. And mommy has not allowed him to go to the dungeon.
The more foods report - I think I want to try that tv diet that all those sports guys try - it says they send "man food". I think I would like "man food".
The Hobby Report - I haf a new hobby. Laying next to the mom on the couch and bunny kicking her to get her to move over and gif me more room. It's a great hobby.
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods Report: chick-hen, eggs, bacon. That's all I was allowed to eat. phooey. I really wanted some ribs. But again, the mom said something about flaming boo-tay. I doesn't care. I want RIBS. RIBS. RIBS. RIBS.
The Weather Report - we hadded 8 inches of snow this week, on top of the over a foot we already had on the ground. then it gotted warm. and now we haf a lake of slush in the back yard. and mommy says that it's below freezing tonight so we has a lake of thawed and then frozed slush. FUN!!
The Weird things report - our mommy has losted her mind. she grates her feets wif a cheese grater and then sands them wif a huge nail file and then puts greasy stuff on them and says that she is so happy that her feets doesn't snag the rug anymore. She is completely out of her mind. Oh, she says it's not really a cheese grater but somefing she gotted just for grating feets. now that's even WEERDER. We had two-lips growing inside. Mommy gotted a pakage in the mail of chick-hen frying stuff she has not ordered for over 3 years and did not buy. and the packing slip says she did, but there were no green papers taked out of her accounts, so she has no idea why she gotted the pakage. Billy likes dog foods. Our woofie furriend and sometime visitor who visited us overnight Saturday night gived Billy a baf. Even his........er....... um............ huh. you know.
There is not ghost or alien report because Sammy has been too busy chasing mommy around hollering BRUSH ME. And mommy has not allowed him to go to the dungeon.
The more foods report - I think I want to try that tv diet that all those sports guys try - it says they send "man food". I think I would like "man food".
The Hobby Report - I haf a new hobby. Laying next to the mom on the couch and bunny kicking her to get her to move over and gif me more room. It's a great hobby.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Finally Friday
BILLY SWEET FEETS
Today is my bestest furriend Fagin's purrfday!! ME is going to his party to fish and sail on the Black Furball!! YAY!!! ME is so 'acited ME wants to PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!
MILES
The mom falled alseep AGAIN before she helped us blog. I'm going to be shopping online today for a bat or something to use to keep her awake.
SAMMY
Not only that, but she woke up LATE so I did not get my full allotment of brushing time this morning. Just a few swipes with the brush. This is totally unacceptable. Hey Miles, make shur that the bat you buy is al-looo-ma-num. Wait, if you knock her out, how is she 'posed to stay awake to help us. I think we need to rethink this plan.
MILES
Oh, I wasn't thinking about knocking her out, I was just looking forward to enjoying the noise of the bat hitting her head. I wasn't gonna hit her really hard. just enough to get her attenshun.
SAMMY
Still, maybe we should be looking for a wiffle bat or something like that. OHHH!! WAIT!!!. Lets get a big bucket an fill it with ice water!!! Then we can pour it over her to wake her up. That would werk.
MILES
Yeah, and it would be cheaper too. Ok, you steal, errrr, find her plastic money card and I will start looking for a bucket.
Today is my bestest furriend Fagin's purrfday!! ME is going to his party to fish and sail on the Black Furball!! YAY!!! ME is so 'acited ME wants to PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!
MILES
The mom falled alseep AGAIN before she helped us blog. I'm going to be shopping online today for a bat or something to use to keep her awake.
SAMMY
Not only that, but she woke up LATE so I did not get my full allotment of brushing time this morning. Just a few swipes with the brush. This is totally unacceptable. Hey Miles, make shur that the bat you buy is al-looo-ma-num. Wait, if you knock her out, how is she 'posed to stay awake to help us. I think we need to rethink this plan.
MILES
Oh, I wasn't thinking about knocking her out, I was just looking forward to enjoying the noise of the bat hitting her head. I wasn't gonna hit her really hard. just enough to get her attenshun.
SAMMY
Still, maybe we should be looking for a wiffle bat or something like that. OHHH!! WAIT!!!. Lets get a big bucket an fill it with ice water!!! Then we can pour it over her to wake her up. That would werk.
MILES
Yeah, and it would be cheaper too. Ok, you steal, errrr, find her plastic money card and I will start looking for a bucket.
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Thursday Thirteen
SAMMY
Thirteen things heard 'round here this past week
1. Sammy, if you jump up on the human litterbox while i'm trying to sit down on it, you WILL end up in it
2. Sammy please get out of the closet - you're not supposed to be in here in the first place
3. No, really Sammy, OUT of the closet. NOW.
4. I'm not kidding furrball, get OUT OF THE CLOSET.
5. Don't make me come in there after you.
6. Ok fine, stay in the closet. When I close the door to the room you will be in there all day with no foods or litterbox.
7. GET OUT OF THE CLOSET
8. Ok, BYE!! I'm closing the door now.
9. Oh, is that you knocking on the door? do you want to come out?
10. Don't look at me like that
11. and don't be doing no "kitty high fives" with your brothers either.
12. I'm on to your game little man
13. now that i'm running late, i don't have time for your "i don't like this stinky goodness" game. eat your brekfest.
Thirteen things heard 'round here this past week
1. Sammy, if you jump up on the human litterbox while i'm trying to sit down on it, you WILL end up in it
2. Sammy please get out of the closet - you're not supposed to be in here in the first place
3. No, really Sammy, OUT of the closet. NOW.
4. I'm not kidding furrball, get OUT OF THE CLOSET.
5. Don't make me come in there after you.
6. Ok fine, stay in the closet. When I close the door to the room you will be in there all day with no foods or litterbox.
7. GET OUT OF THE CLOSET
8. Ok, BYE!! I'm closing the door now.
9. Oh, is that you knocking on the door? do you want to come out?
10. Don't look at me like that
11. and don't be doing no "kitty high fives" with your brothers either.
12. I'm on to your game little man
13. now that i'm running late, i don't have time for your "i don't like this stinky goodness" game. eat your brekfest.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday
MILES and SAMMY
'amember last week when we saided somefing about the mom falling asleep while trying to help us blog? Well, OUR rule for today (and whapping lesson) is that if you whap her head while she is asleep on the couch, it will only make her get up and go to the sleeping room at 2am and NOT help you blog until the alarm thingy goes off. This is a very very difficult situation for us 'acuase we likes to haf our posts done AFORE she goes to sleep. Otherwise Bast only knows when it will get done 'acuase she is completely out of her mind in the morning. It's hard enough to 'amind her that she has to pet all of us, brush Sammy, brush her smelly green teefs, wash her hair, put some clothes on, and feed us. Sometimes she forgets one of two of those things and it's just pan-dee-moan-eee-um around here.
'amember last week when we saided somefing about the mom falling asleep while trying to help us blog? Well, OUR rule for today (and whapping lesson) is that if you whap her head while she is asleep on the couch, it will only make her get up and go to the sleeping room at 2am and NOT help you blog until the alarm thingy goes off. This is a very very difficult situation for us 'acuase we likes to haf our posts done AFORE she goes to sleep. Otherwise Bast only knows when it will get done 'acuase she is completely out of her mind in the morning. It's hard enough to 'amind her that she has to pet all of us, brush Sammy, brush her smelly green teefs, wash her hair, put some clothes on, and feed us. Sometimes she forgets one of two of those things and it's just pan-dee-moan-eee-um around here.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Dancing Tuesday with Billy
BILLY SWEETFEETS
Continuing my werk on Tuesdays ('acuase ME works with Eduardo and my job is to make efurryone happy and dance!). Well, ME likes to DANCEDANCEDANCE. ME wants to fank Daisy and Harley for the persperation for this dance idea. Ok, well akshually it was for another dance from some guys in weerd hats, but when me and the mom lady person looked for that song we seed this one and ME loved it more.
what? it's not persperation? is you SHUR? 'acuase ME has perspired lots dancing to this song.
Continuing my werk on Tuesdays ('acuase ME works with Eduardo and my job is to make efurryone happy and dance!). Well, ME likes to DANCEDANCEDANCE. ME wants to fank Daisy and Harley for the persperation for this dance idea. Ok, well akshually it was for another dance from some guys in weerd hats, but when me and the mom lady person looked for that song we seed this one and ME loved it more.
what? it's not persperation? is you SHUR? 'acuase ME has perspired lots dancing to this song.
Monday, February 02, 2009
Meezer Monday Miles Report
SAMMY
Well, I think I have to fill in on the Meezer Monday Miles Report because Miles is upstairs under the bed scarfing down something called a Bacon Explosion that he stole off the mom's plate - it's bacon and sausage all rolled up together. I think that billy is up there too. So, today's report:
The Basement report: There are still ghosts there. Oh, and Billy snuck down there when the water heater fixer guy was there an he sat next to the guy and snoopervised him - he was very quiet and he touched all the tools when the guy putted them down. the guy liked Billy furry much and told the mom that Billy would make a furry good plumber.
The Foods report - well, Miles got a piles of food. HAHAHAHAHA. I made a rhyme.
The health report- not much has changed - Miles is still tilted and Billy is still wheezy sometimes. We are hanging in there.
The Weather Report - oh get this. the guy on the talking picture box came up with this awesome prediction: On Tuesday we could be in the bullseye for a major snow storm. OR, it could miss us altogether. WOW. And he went to kollig for that. In the mean time, we have about a foot of new snow on the patio from this past week.
Oh, here comes Miles for his report:
MILES - buuuuuuurrrrrrrp. ::blush:: OH CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP.
Well, I think I have to fill in on the Meezer Monday Miles Report because Miles is upstairs under the bed scarfing down something called a Bacon Explosion that he stole off the mom's plate - it's bacon and sausage all rolled up together. I think that billy is up there too. So, today's report:
The Basement report: There are still ghosts there. Oh, and Billy snuck down there when the water heater fixer guy was there an he sat next to the guy and snoopervised him - he was very quiet and he touched all the tools when the guy putted them down. the guy liked Billy furry much and told the mom that Billy would make a furry good plumber.
The Foods report - well, Miles got a piles of food. HAHAHAHAHA. I made a rhyme.
The health report- not much has changed - Miles is still tilted and Billy is still wheezy sometimes. We are hanging in there.
The Weather Report - oh get this. the guy on the talking picture box came up with this awesome prediction: On Tuesday we could be in the bullseye for a major snow storm. OR, it could miss us altogether. WOW. And he went to kollig for that. In the mean time, we have about a foot of new snow on the patio from this past week.
Oh, here comes Miles for his report:
MILES - buuuuuuurrrrrrrp. ::blush:: OH CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP.
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