Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report: bacon, eggs and chick-hen

The What Did Billy do report-  nofing.  He's still not feeling really good

The What did Nicky Do report - he almost gotted hisself skwished - he almost maded the bookshelf fall ofur wif him in it - the mom saved him. He is such a spazzmo.

The whacko report:  Here is chief psyko whackjob Sammy wif his insanity report:  Thank you pork roll.  So, it's been rainy and stuff so the aliens haf not been outside and they've been quiet.  Thank Bast.   I guess they is afraid of getting wet.  Maybe they'll melt or somefing.  Billy's furriend Maxx bisited for a couple of hours last night 'acause his the dad had to go out and Maxx was hafing some "behavior" isshues when he's home alone. So I asked him if he was afraid of the rains and he saided "arf woof arf arf arf woof bark"  which I fink means "yes, we ae afraid of rains 'acause we's all just furs that will melt and then we'll disappear".  Of course it COULD mean "you're a weird little cat and I would like to eat you and your mom" Then he burped.  It was a little rude. 

Back to you blubberbutt.

Today we is all going to Beau's party!!

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

If it's called a MOUSE why can't I play wif it? Why does the mom hog it all the time?

Are we back??

SAMMY

OH MY BAST!! We thought it was just the mom being lazy, but then we finded out it was Dred Pirate Blogger being bad.  


We will still make it the mom's fault.  Because we is shur that SOMETHING is her fault. 

Wiped out Wednesday

SAMMY

There's still some ham and cake left, and there's kitties scattered all ofur the house napping.  Miles' purrfday party was a great success but now I fink we will all just nap.  Feel free to stay as long as you want. 

It's my purrfday!!!

MILES

Today is mine 6th purrfday! OH MY BAST!!! When we started blogging I was still a kitten - I was not efen 1 yet!!! 

I's hafing a party today so come and haf fun wif us!!!

There's lots of foods and lots of fun things to do and there will be ceiling dancing and a ham eating contest!!!

 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - eggs, steak and chick-hen.  It was a ok week. 

The What Did Billy do report - yep, ranned outside.  He's still wheezing too.  stoopid orinch meniss. 

The what did Nicky do report - well, the tipping ofur the table in front of the door while the mom was at werk was priceless. 

Here is thet crazy report wif our resident psycho cottage cheese brain Sammy- well there's another new alien in the nayborhood.  this one does not want to shut up either.  it's furry furry annoying.  it gifs me a headache and i hates headaches.  when I haf a headache I has to get lots and lots of pets and snuggles and stuff - and I has to stick mine tongue in the mom's nose. Back to you potato hips. 

Um, well that made NO sense.  I think he just likes to lick the inside of the mom's nose. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today. 

Tomorrow is mine purrfday

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Billy is hosting Carnival of the Cats this weekend - please leave alink to your post in the comments here or on his blog.  There will be dancing and foods - so think about playing along!

Miles' purrfday is coming up Tuesday - he will be 6.  We're thinking about hafing a party for him - if he stops whining. 

Oh, wednesday when the mom came home from werk she could barely get in the front door - some little spazzmo meezer completely tipped the hall table ofur and the mom could barely get the door open.  It was PAWSOME

Haf a good weekend efurryone!

Thankful Thursday

MILES

Well, I's thankful that I didn't haf to go to the v-e-t.  The mom is thankful that I didn't haf to go to the v-e-t and the v-e-t is thankful that I didn't haf to go there too.  I doesn't think I could haf saved up enough pee to pee on all of them.  MOL

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES


Well the whiney rant is not mine this week - you has to go read about what happened to Billy

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I doesn't think I has much to say today, so I will just nap

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today :

The Foods Report - bacon, stuffed french toast and baloney.  The stuffed french toast was good - except the strawberries.  but the stuff inside was really yummy.  the mom said it was something called Mar-sca-pone.  I liked it lots!!

The What Did Billy Do Report: - no running outside.  The mom says he's sick.  he's been coffing lots and lots and wheezing again.  He might haf to go to the v-e-t

The What did Nicky do report - just bein a spazzmo!!!

The Where Haf We Been report: did you all miss us? There's lots of stuffs going on where the mom werks- something called a "labor dis-pute" and the mom has been werking 16 hour days 'acause of it.  We tried to tell her we doesn't care about what beans do, we has to bisit our furriends and post or they is all going to forget about us.  she obvee-us-lee does not care.  So, I spent Sunday puking all ofur the house.  Now I might haf to go to the v-e-t too.  I guess that was a stoopid plan .

Here is whacko-sam-o wif the crazy report:  take it away split pea brain.  - Thank you ham hock.  So, the weather is getting better and the baby aliens are out in force, chasing the little beans around - I guess they're prakticing their hunting skills.  The older aliens are starting to get out and talk to each other more too.  i cannot wait for the mothership to land and take them all away.  Back to you muffin hips. 

::SIGH:: - thanks butter butt. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today