Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monda Mil................ HEY, AWW COME ON BILLY, WHY DID YOU SHOVE ME IN THIS BO.........OOOOO HAM!!!!!!!!  ::NOMNOMNOM::

Here is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT

The Foods Report - ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!

The What did Billy do report - ME is a GOOD BOY.  ME likes to RUNRUNRUN OUTSIDE.  ME RANNEDRANNEDRANNED and maded the mom lady person YELLYELLYELL and RUNRUNRUN after me.  She is trying to lose blubber so ME is helping her!!!!

The what did Nicky do report - MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!! but it was SAMMY that whapped the alarm clock into the mom's head while she was sleeping.

THE WOOFIE REPORT - BY ME!!!!! ME LOVES WOOFIES AND THEY IS NOT ALIENS SAMMY!!! ME gotted to bisit wif MAXX too.  ME LOVES HIM.  Oh Sammy, the "aliens" say they is coming to EAT YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

DON'T FORGET THAT ME IS DANCING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT for today

Occupy the living room

SAMMY

We are occupying the living room this weekend- where the big slidy door is and lots of fresh air and good sniffs.  Who would like to join us? (oh there's a fully stocked bar and fridgerfrator too)

WOW

MILES

I gotted some REAL LIVE DEAD CANNED SHRIMPS.  AAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD the mom FINALLY gotted a different laptop.  So she saided next week we can start bisiting more again!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!!! (pssstt - hey the mom, you cannot see all the way to mine tail from the inside.  Liar)

 

What the heck Wednesday

MILES

Come on people (and by people I mean the idiots, um morons, uh others who are mine brofurs).  Why does you all keep hollering at me and trying to shove me in boxes and stuff? I's sorry I's cranky alot.  The mom is not paying enuf attenshuns to me.  I's starving to deth 'acuase there's not french toasts around here.  The mom is sick and bizzy and it suks.  Sammy's a 'tenshun ho, Nicky is a spazzmo and Billy is houdini.  Where does that leave me? I has to do SOMEFING to get her attenshun.  Whining is the only way I knows how. 

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Well, Miles is mad at me 'acause I did his report yesterday.  Oh well, I bit his butt too. 

Swing on ofur to mine FAVORITE BROFUR's blog and DANCEDANCEDANCE

I promise not to bite any butts

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Here is the Meezer Monday NICKY report for today.  Miles is gorging himself on some ham unner the bed that he stealed from mommy's plate. 

The Foods Report - well Miles gotted HAM.  LOTS of ham.  He stealed it.  I gotted a bite of ham and it was good but i doesn't really like people foods except for gravy

The What Did Billy do report- Houdini!! He's HOUDINI - he gotted out elebenty twelve times this weekend! 

The what did Nicky do report - hey- what did I do? I doesn't do anything wrong! I's perfect.  I likes to run around like mine butt's on fire, and I like to bite Sammy in the butt too.  And then I crawl up on mommy's lap and look all innocent and she doesn't holler at me or nothin!!

The Alien report by Sammy - Thanks butt biter.  The aliens were out in force over the weekend.  I was expecting the mother ship, but it never showed up.  They were all very noisy too.  Maxx was here all weekend and HE was joining in on the noise, and he would not tell me what was being said, so I's very afraid that they think I know what's going on and are going to eat me or something.  I have no idea what's going on, but I's going to hide unner the bed so they won't eat me.  If I's close to the truth, I promise I won't tell anyone!!!  

That's the Meezer Monday Nicky Rep............... uh oh, gotta run - Miles is back

HEY!!! That's 2 weeks in a row that someone stealed mine report!!! At least this week I was not shoved in a box, I hate it when that happens.  

Thinking Thursday

SAMMY

I'm thinking that Nicky better stop biting my butt or I will smack him down!!!!! 
 

PPFFFFTTTTTTTT

MILES

 Maybe today there will be some sun puddles.  Not hafing sun puddles makes me CRANKY

So does being shoved in boxes.............

dancing tuesday is back!

MILES

here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The...... UH BONEHEAD, IT'S TOOSDAY! you were in a snit fit yesterday so you didn't get to do your report.  deal with it and move on - Sammy

PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Go on over to Billy's blog then and dance.  go on, have fun.  i'll just be here pouting in the tent. 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

SAMMY

Here is the Meezer Monday SAMMY report for today (Miles is being a butt head and since I's the oldest, I say what goes in this house)

The Foods Report - I doesn't like bean food (except begetables, I loves begetables) so I really doesn't care what that crybaby Miles eats.  As long as it's not mine breakfast.

The What did Billy do report - not much - he's pretty much a lump on the couch lately.

The what did Nicky do report - HE BITED MINE BUTT!! stop laughing! it's not funny!

The alien report - the alien next door gotted stuck in the mud in his yard.  it's was pretty amusing watching him whine.  i doesn't know why his person pulled him out.  he prolly ate her for dinner later. 

The mom report - well she has 2 more weeks on her "projekt" whatefur that is.  I hate her jahb.  Jahb is ruining mine life.  He makes the mom tired and cranky and then she wants to cuddle and drool all ofur me.  I like cuddling, I hates the drool.  so Jahb, whoefur you are, leave the mom alone so she stops drooling on me.

That is the Meezer Monday SAMMY report for today

heard at casa de meezer

SAMMY


heard around the house:


Miles get your butt out of the bbq


Billy why are you sitting in the tub?


Nicky get you butt off my face


Sammy you're the only good cat in this house.  really.  that's what she said i swear