Tub Hockey Practice - Attempt 2

SAMMY

Um Mom? Can I get out of the penalty box now and finish my tub hockey practice? I didn't know that butt biting was a 5 minute penalty.

Boy, are we tired!

We hadded so much fun at the nap-a-thon It was so nice to meet efurrbody and compare purrs, and tom cat yowls, and talk about our siblings. And the stinky goodness was yummy. But, we are glad to be home wif our Mommy and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie. It's nap time now, and then we hafta praktice our Tub Hockey.

Off to the Nap-a-thon

We are so 'acited. Here is us getting into our medi-tay-shuns. See you there!

OOPS

MILES

OOPS. Mommy catched me trying to hide Grampa Norton's medicine. He didnt' want to take it and tolded me where Mommy keeps it, so I tried to knock it off the table, and she catched me. I was only trying to help Grampa.

Tub Hockey Practice - Attempt 1

MILES

MOM!!!!!
How are we apposed to praktice Tub Hockey if there's BUBBLES in the baftub?

I hate older brothers

MILES

I'm just trying to sleep, and Sammy tries to swallow my head. Mommy said he was giving me a "wet willie" but I think he was trying to KILL me by eating my head. And then my whole head smelled like his bad breaf.

Lead Butt????

MILES

Does it LOOK like my butt is made of lead? Mommy says I have a lead butt- whenever she wants me to move from somewhere and I don't want to go, she tries to pick me up and I try and stay there. She says I have lead in my butt and that, even though I normally weigh 10 pounds, my butt sometimes weighs 30. I don't think that's very nice. I'm the skinny one. Sammy is the lardo.

Inquiring Minds want to know...........

What is your favorite flavor of Stinky Goodness or Crunchy Goodness?
These are ours:

Stinky Goodness: Fancy Feast Fisherman's flavor (the one with the flaked fish and whole little shrimpies in the can wif the dark blue label Mommy cannot find this flavor everywhere) and Fancy Feast Cod, Sole and Shrimp.

Crunchy Goodness: Purina Kitten Food (for the Meezers - but only as a treat) and Purina Indoor Formula. We have to eat that crunchy goodness because of Grampa Norton - he has to have lots of fiber and he doesn't like his 'spensive 'srciption crunchy food

I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMMY

Do you see my evil red eyes of death? This is what happens when I'M HUNGRY and you don't have any stinky goodness in my bowl. I don't care anymore that you are sick, FEED ME NOW.

Meezer's Mom: Sam, you ate all of your stinky goodness 2 hours ago for breakfast. You KNOW that's all you get, eat some crunchies and some shrimpy crack treats for now.

SAMMY: Perhaps you didn't understand me - FEED ME STINKY GOODNESS RIGHT NOW. Miles ate what was in my bowl and now I'm hungry again.

Meezer's Mom: No Sammy, perhaps you didn't understand me............. argh, stop with the evil red death ray!!! Ok, maybe just a little more stinky goodness................. Don't tell Miles.

I think I killded it

SAMMY

This was a very delicious (I mean pretty) plant that Mommy brought home from the plant store and put in bafroom window. I couldn't help it - Trixie told me how good plants taste, and so I nibbled on it. Then the leaves started getting yellow and falling off, and Mommy tooked it away. She put it in the big plastic house that she has with the light that stays on all the time. But I think I killded it.

Sick Day

Sammy

Mommy was still sick today and could not go to werk. Her meower didn't work and all she could do was squeak. So, I took all my sleeps on the couch wif her.