Meezer Mancat Monday, New Year and another award

SAMMY

Well, it's New Year's eve already! Yesterday, me and Miles was laying around thinking about the new year. Miles akshually might haf been passed out from the smell of Mommy sneakers, that's why I was hiding in the play tent.

We want to wish efurryone a wonderful, healthy, happy, prosperous new year.

Don't drink too much nip-champagne tonight - the hangovers are awful.

We gotted this award from Caesar and Princess -it's the Life is Heck Without Friends award. This is what they had to say about us:

Sammy and Miles are very silly and lovable kitties.They make us laugh and remind us of the funny playful things we did when we were young poos tigers!

Caesar and Prinnie are such wonderful friends. We would like to pass this award on to our good friends Meep and Twizzler! It's been a rough year for Meep, but now he has a great new (Meezer) brother! Meep and Twizz are great friends!

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Lookit all the great stuff we gotted from our friend Parker!

She's just a wonderful friend to auction off pig ornaments for Project H.A.M

We gotted 3 ornaments, some primo cosmic nip, catnip mice, tem-tay-shuns, and a great wand toy!

Thank you so much Parker!

So, Mommy was fixing a friend's 'puter yesterday, and it had a mouse attached to it (we haf a laptop and mommy doesn't use a mouse, just the touchpad), and it hadded this red light in it that keeped blinking and blinking and blinking, and, well, I HAD to whap it. It was blinking at me! i mean, really, I HAD TO WHAP IT. Every time she taked her hand off it, I jumped up on the table and WHAPPED it hard. One time if flied off the table and smacked into the cabinet on the other side of the room. It was really funny. Mommy says I didn't kill it too bad and that it still werked when she returned the 'puter.
Oh, and I haf a new whapping technique. When I'm on my dining room table and mommy scritches my tummy, I wiggle myself over to somefing and whap it over wif my head. I get scritches and whap at the same time!

I gotted a award!

MILES

My wonderful toofless brudder from another muther Dorfie gived me this award!

The Extraordinary Gold Star Award was created by - Storm, The Furry Fighter - and is for Bloggers who have achieved or done something special. The award celebrates beyond what is ordinary or usual.
1) Post the explanation and rules of the award and link back to the blogger who presented you with the award and repeat the reason why you received it.
2) Pass the Award on to two other Bloggers who you think deserve it and explain why.

I would like to give this award to

Mom Robyn because she is so very special to all of us cats in the blogosphere, and always is there to help us when we haf prollems.

KC and Missy's Mom ML hero to pregnant kitties and their kittens, and also someone who is always there to help anyone who needs it.

The Hotties and KC and ML and The Mites and the rest of the babies can help Mom Robyn and Mom ML pick out who to give the award to!

I haf somefing to confess: I eated too much stinky goodess for breakfest and could not finish my ham snack today. I'm so 'barassed

Meezer Rule Wednesday

MILES

We hadded a great christmas! we hope you all did too!!

I gotted HAM! and that leads to my rule for Meezer Rule Wednesday:

mot pawk mif yer muf ful.

::gulp::

Don't talk wif your mouth full. Stuff falls out and then it's not worth eating again.

Christmas Glitter Graphics

The Night Before The Meezers Christmas

'Twas the night 'afore chrissymas
and all frough the house
the Meezers was running
and made mommy grouse

The stockings was hanged
by the tv wif care
in hopes that saint santy paws
soon would be here

The Meezers weren't settled or
snuggled in bed
but mommy hadded an ice pack
slapped on her head

when up on the stairs
there arose such a clatter
daddy sprang from his bed
to see what was the matter

the nightlight shone on the
white tiled floor
the Meezers were hiding
behind the litterbox room door

with a "QUIET" and a "STOP IT"
and "get out here on the double"
we knowed in a moment
we might be in deep trouble

"Now Miles, Now Sammy,
you both know the rules
HEY POOSIE - listen up
WHAPPY, you too
Get into the bedroom
get into the bed, settle down
now cover your head

As sad Meezers before the wild races run
when met with their scheming for a paw in mom's eye
they sneaked down the stairs
and in their tents they did lie

And then in a twinkling we heard on the roof
Santy Paws? VISHUS DEER? we might need some proof
We drew in our heads and conferred with each other
and then down the stairs came there came.....
THE MOTHER

She was dressed in all fleece from her head to her feet
and also old socks, her feet weren't so sweet
a huge glass of water she grasped in her hand
she looked quite a fright, for so early at night

Her eyes, how they squinted! her dimples, how funny!
her cheeks were all pale, her nose was all runny
her big funny mouth was drawn up in a bow
and she mumbled and grumbled and then stubbed her toe

the stick of a popsicle was stuck in her teeth, her hair stood straight up
circling her head like a wreath
she had a round face and a round little belly
kind of like a snowman, made out of jelly

she was wobbly and bobbly, and mumbling no sense
and we was laffin and laffin in the dark of the tents
but with a glare of her eye and a twist of her head
soon gave us to know - uh oh, we're dead

She spoke not a werd, but went straight to the sink
and filled up her glass, and took a long drink
and laying a finger aside of her nose
and giving a nod, up the stairs she rose

She jumped into bed, so we knew we were safe
we ran up the stairs and kissied her face
We heard her exclaim as she drifted to sleep
Merry Christmas my Meezers
NOW GO TO SLEEP.

Merry Christmas to all of our wonderful friends! We hope you all get just what you wish for!

Sheesh

CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP.

oh wait, we mean

YAY! We love having stuff put on us to make us look........er......FESTIVE!






SPESHUL NOTICE: If any kitty sented us a chrissymouse card and it gotted returned, please yell at our lady in the bloo shorts (and bloo parka). Now, get this. We gotted a pakage today (which we will post about over the weekend) and the lady in the bloo shorts and parka asked mommy who "Meezer" was. Mommy said that we were the kitties and we haf lots of kitty friends who send us stuff. WELL, it seems that there was an akshual BEAN named SAM MEEZER who lived here a few years before mommy moved in, AND he's a personal friend of the lady in the bloo shorts and parka AND he doesn't live too far from here. Yesterday we gotted a card addressed to us, and she sent it back because she thought it was for the BEAN named SAM MEEZER. How's THAT for weird?

SAMMY

We gotted a great award from Cheysuli!

Apparently, Miles makes her mommy snort chai tea through her nose, and Chey likes that.

We is very honored to get this award, even if it means nose spray on someone's monitor (or on someone's meezer).

I would like to pass this award on to my sweet Abby and her brothers and sisters Ping, Jinx, Gracie and Boo.

Miles would like to pass this on to the Hotties.

We would like to jointly pass this on to Max and Buddah - they are the reason we are blogging, and we absolutely love them!

My Plan has been foiled

MILES

Crappity. Crap. Crap. Crap. I heard mommy talking on the phone today and she is on to my master plan to become All Supreme Commander of our house. Here's what's going on:

You all know that lately I have been doing a LOT of hollering. I holler when I'm upstairs and Mommy is downstairs. I holler when I am in the kit-chen and mommy is in the living room. I holler when she is upstairs and I am downstairs.

Now, when I holler, she usually hollers back "Miles, what do you want?" and then I holler louder. She will keep hollering back, and then I really turn it on - I start the moaning holler - you all know that one - meeeeeeeooooooowwwwww-rrrrrrr-ooooooooo. Then she freaks out and comes to find me. Well, I have been reducing the time between the normal hollers and the moaning hollers, and SHE STILL COMES RUNNING.

WELL, she figured it all out today. I have been training her to come when I call. Just like when she hollers "MILES!! POOSIE!! WHERE ARE YOU?" and I come booking down the stairs thinking i'm gonna get tem-tay-shuns. She has figured out the cat language and comes running when I holler "MOOOOOOMMMMMM come here!"

She's a smart human. I think I need to trade her in for a dumber model.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

MILES

Wow, this is a 'barassing Meezer Rule this week:

When you're wandering around the house hollering, and your mommy asks you why you're hollering, don't let her know you forgot what you were hollering about.

::sigh::

Looky

SAMMY

Looky what we gotted from our friend Daisy Mae Maus! It's a beautiful Meezer vase! We are so thrilled to get such a lovely gift!

Thank you Daisy Mae and the Feline Americans!

I have been making Miles crazy lately. You know that he gotted a big red cat tent from his secret paws Latte, Kaze, and Chase, so now he has a whole freaking campground out in what he calls the "wilderness" by the TV in the living room. Well, lately I have been throwing all of MY toys into the big red cat tent and playing in there. It makes Miles nuts! He sits outside the tent and HOLLERS like crazy! GET OUT OF MY TENT! IT'S MY TENT! MOOOOOOOOMMMMM! Sometimes he sits in the blue tent that has the spicy vixen snuggle in it and hollers from there and mommy laffs because she wants to know how he can be in two tents at the same time - especially since they don't connect. The red tent makes an AWSOME playroom for my toys! It's fun to make him so crazy he whines! Also, when he lays with mommy in the mornings, I jump up on her chest and start kissing her face, and then she has to unsnuggle Miles to try and move me away from her face, so then I get on the other side of her and make her snuggle me instead. Then Miles starts to whine again. So he will come over and jump on me and try and bite my ears . By that time Mommy is getting out of bed. Then at brekfest time I will demand my dish be filled ferst and this throws Miles all out of whack, because he usually gets his dish filled ferst so he doesn't eat my foods. if he puts his head near my bowl, I will leave without eating and this makes Mommy nuts.
Does any of this make me a bad boy? Because I want Santa to leave me some goodies. I don't think I'm bad. Do you?

Update: Our new friends Freckles and Deb, who are Bunny Bloggers tagged us for the random things meme. We are going to do 5:

1. Miles likes to sit on mom's lap and pet her face

2. I like to kissy mommy about 36 times in a row when I'm standing on her chest and pinning her unner the covers. She loves my sweet breaf. hee hee (and NO, she still isn't using moufwash before she gets up).

3. Miles and I make a mommy sammich at night - I lay snuggled by her tummy and MIles lays snuggled against her back. Sometimes if she rolls over, we switch sides, and sometimes we don't.

4. I had stopped whapping the tv remote into mommy's head from the nightstand, but I started doing it again last week. I like to keep her on her toes

5. our nicknames are Squishy and Poosie

Meezer Monday

MILES

On Friday, the man in the bloo shorts (well, bloo pants and parka and gloves and hat and scarf) camed and bringed pakages to the door. One pakage was from my girlfriendcat Sanjee, along wif the rest of the Hotties, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree, and Mom Robyn and Grandma Cat. There was LOTS of really cool stuff in the pakage like:

A Cat Blogosphere Calendar

A chrissymouse music CD

whiskas pouch foods

a can of Ham for me

a can of Turkey for Sammy

pakages of foods for mommy and daddy

and a really cool thing to put up on our wall.

A can of ham JUST FOR ME
Please mommy, don't sing like a screaming cow again

Everything on this is true

THANK YOU HOTTIES!!! You is the bestest!!

Tomorrow I will show you what we gotted in the other pakage!