Thankless Thursday

SAMMY

Well, anofur week wif the mom NOT helping us bisit our furriends furry much.  This has GOT to stop! Lookit how depressed I is!!!! 

We is sorry that we is not bisiting as much - we will try harder - we will pry the mom's eyelids open wif teefpicks and pump coffee into her to get her to stay awake. 

Wednesday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

Um, it's 8:17am and just NOW you're getting around to helping me post.  

Your snork and drool fest last night on the cowch was gistusting and you should haf been able to stay awake long enough to help me post then.   

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I is NOT a spazz!!!! Stop calling me that Miles!!! Doesn't you see the air moving around and haf to holler at it and chase it? 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report- while I did NOT haf ham and shrimps on the foo-ton at the dad's house, I did haf ham nomlette and french toast on the foo-ton! SCORE!!!

The What Did Billy do report- he ranned outside while we was getting ready to go to the dad's.  The mom should haf grownded him.

The What did Nicky do report - well the dad now knows why I calls him a spazz efurry week. 

The alien report - here's mashedpotatohead with the report - well, there are aliens at the dad's house that are trying to communicate wif the mother ship - i wonder if it's the same mothership! maybe there are THOUSANDS of motherships that will invade.  AHHHHHHHHHH. I think I haf to go unner the bed and think about this.

Back to you thunderthighs.

::SIGH::

Isn't it 'posed to be spring or somefing? It's flipping  COLD here - like WINTER COLD.  Like in the TEENS and TWENTIES cold.  I doesn't think it will efur warm up. 
Maybe me an mine girlfriendcat Sanjee will go hide unner the covers.  Anyone want to join us?

That  is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Weekend cat blogging

Head over to Billy's and leave a link for him for the weekend cat blogging

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful that I has a new brush!!

And I's thankful that we is having a mom day today!

And I's happy that tomorrow is the dad's purrday and we is going to go see him for the weekend!

And also Billy is hosting Carnival of the Cats this weekend! Please go and leave your link on his site! If you don't know how to play just pick your favorite post of the past week and send the link to Billy - he will do all the rest.  Then come back sunday and enjoy the carnival and possibly meet new kitties!

I HAS A NEW BRUSH!!!

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

SAMMY

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM does you know where mine brush is??

(MeezerMom) - uh Sammy, don't you remember that you pushed it off the big windowsill into the human litterbox?

yeah? so? what did you do with it?

(MeezerMom) - oh Sammy honey, I threw it out. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

(MeezerMom)well, it was in the human litterbox!!

Yeah but there was just water in there - nothing else! If anything mine brush would be clean after being in there all day

(MeezerMom) yes, the inside of the human litterbox is clean, but after being in there all day while I was at work, and seeing that it's over 10 years old, I threw it out. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now mine furs won't shine and mine beautiful girlfriend will not want to see me anymore because I won't be so floofy and shiny!!!!!!!!!

(MeezerMom) oh Sammy darling boy, she will not do that and you will have a new brush when I get home from work.  Do you think you can make it through the day?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i


well, maybe if I get some treats to get me through the long day.

(MeezerMom) - oh ok honey bunny

:::hahahahaha she's such a sucker::

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy I's sorry I did a fly by on your head the other night - but the AIR made me chase it and no matter how many times I hollered at it to not go near your head it did and I had to chase it. 

To make up for it tonight I will lay unner the covers wif you and tickle your belly wif mine claws!!!

'acuase I loves you!!!

you loves me too, right?

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - pork chop, bacon and grilled cheese (the bread was ok, the cheese was yummy)

The What Did Billy do report - well it's spring and Billy's back to running out the door.  He did say the driveway was cold though and the wanted to come right back in, even though the mom picked him up and carried him in.

The What Did Nicky do report: He did a fly by on the mom's head the other night that was hysterical when the mom sat straight up and screamed. 

The fart uh alien report by mashedpotatohead Sammy: take it  away psycho.  Thanks creamcheesehips:  So, it's getting warmer and the aliens are out trying to communicate with the mother ship ALL DAY.  but the good news is that the farting aliens seem to have been picked up by their mothership and taken away.  I must haf been napping when that happened. 
Back to you icecreambutt. 

Oh boy, strap in for a wild spring!!!

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Finally Friday

MILES


OH. MY. BAST!! LOOKIE!! I WINNED SOMETHING!!

I's HONORABLE!!!  This is the bestest thing efur. 





Besides Ham.



And chick-hen



And french toast.


Ok, this is the bestest NON FOOD THING and NON SNUGGLING WITH MINE GIRLFRIENDCAT thing EFAH!!!

Thinking Thursday

MILES

I's thinking that I needs to be nicer to the mom.  She werks long hours and she werks hard and she's away from home for like 27sleeps  a day.  Maybe I should gif her a break and not bite her legs or slap her foods off her plate or stand on her face at night. 















or not. 





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