Happy Purrfday Billy Boy!!!

SAMMY

Yeah we love you little buddy.  You shur was a mess when you gotted here, but you're all growed up now and we love you!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SAMMY


OH. MY. BAST.  Cats talking to aliens??????   Huh, maybe I'm really the one talking to the mothership and NOT the woofies aliens outside.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.   Or not. 

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYSHORTS

Well Billy is still a little  skunky smelling and I does not like that.  I hope he stops stinking soon!!

In other Nicky news, I whapped a bunch of stuff from the bedroom into the hall last night and the mom tripped over it.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come dance wtih us!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods report - chick-hen and bacon and eggs  I was kind of in the mood or French toast though. 

The What did Billy do report - OH BAST.  BILLY GOT SKUNKED!!! Well, he got into somefing that a skunk sprayed and OH MY BAST DID HE STINK.  He needed eleventy five (the mom says seven) bafs.  And he STILL STINKS.  But not nearly as much.  He was NOT HAPPY.  And we are NOT HAPPY wif his stinkiness. 

The what did Nicky do report - whatefur it was it was not as bad as being skunked!!!!

The Alien Report - so now we haf NEW STINKY aliens!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH.  this is just bad bad bad.  I think I will go make shur Auntie Bee is ok from the storm and get away from loud aliens and stinky aliens. 

Well that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - time to gif Billy anofur baf. 

We were interviewed!!!! And more camping and trashing

SAMMY

Go check it out!!

We are still camping and trashing this weekend - there's lots left to trash!!! Come on ofur!!

Friday - camping and trashing

SAMMY

Hey! We're camping this weekend - and house trashing.  Just 'acause we haf not had a house trashing in a while.  Come on ofur and haf some BBQ hammm and chick-hen and burgers and stuff - and niptinis and milk and meowgaritas.  And Miles will catch some fish for us. Bring a sleeping bag. 

 

Nicky doesn't quite get the tent part.  Someone will have to help him

 Miles gets it.

 

 

 

Nicky Wednesday

NICHOALS FUZZYSHORTS

Well, I am rested up from our adventure, so it's time to go over to Billy's and DANCEDANCEDANCE!!!!

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - hahahahaha should I say chick-hen?? 

The What did Billy do report - he made friends with lots of chick-hens and they all ran outside!!!

The What did Nicky do report - He made friends with lots of chick-hens and taught them how to spazz out!! 

The whack-o report by syko Sam - Well, I must say that chick-hen was a great co-pilot, even though I could not understand him (or was it her? I don't efen know!). The aliens on the trip were furry kind to me and didn't scare me (I prolly made them poop their furs a little bit though wif mine driving).  The aliens in my nay-bor-hood though are a different story.  They are still rood to me.  I hope that mothership comes soon!

The we has a sad report - our dear furriend and leader of the Pooses for Peace, Zevo Hussien Calamari has gone to the Bridge.  I (Miles) was leader of the Poot and Run Brigade and Sammy was leader of the Whap and Run Brigade.  We will bravely carry on Zevo's mission in her name.  One day we will meet you at the Bridge dear Zevo............

Well that is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report - Billy will be dancing TOMORROW.  He' still a little tired.  

The end of the Great Chick-hen caper

Well sadly our chick-hen capering days are over.  It's time to teleport back home and SLEEP .

We took London by storm - with the help of some VERY LARGE chick-hens!!! well at least they could be ridden into the city.  We're sorry about the fur and fev-vers clogging up the gears in Big Ben.  We hope they get it fixed soon. And we also apologize to the Palace Guard for the theft of their hats.  When Giant Chick-hens want your hats, you should give them up without a fight.



We are also sorry about the Tower of London - some cats wanted to see the crown jewels, and well, it was and ugly scene.  And we really dont' know HOW Vidock got on the upper part of the Tower (well, ok, we do, but we're not telling!) The chick-hens seemed to love their buffalo wing hats.

The rest of us took a tour of Parliament.  We hope that the yak and fur come out of the upholestry.  The debates got a little heated. 

We would like to thank you all for pawticipating with us! We had great fun! And somewhere out there are a bunch of traumatized chick-hens who are wondering just what the heck happened!!! No chick-hens were deep fried or harmed in any way during this adventure.  Well, physically anyway.  MOL

Sammy Siamese Sunday

SAMMY

::blink blink:: eh what? Oh, it's Sunday?? SHEESH where does the time go?? Our photographer is having a little "issue" finding, um, appropriate pikshurs to post for our last day of chick-hen capering.  It seems that SOME of us were hafing fun wif the chick-hens, teaching them to dance and giving them meow-garitas and nip-tinis.  It was ugly.  Very very ugly.  Lesson learned - chick-hens don't handle drinking very well.  Neither do some cats.  MOL.  And chick-hens wearing Buffalo Wing hats is very very strange.  Lastly, we has to think about HOW we is going to get back home to the United States (for those of us who live there).  We could always all just move in with Eric and Flynn though.  I'm sure their parents would love that - I mean, they have that big farm, they'll never know.  MOL. 

Ok so check it out tomorrow - cats and chick-hens dancing, chick-hens in hats, London terrorized by roving gangs of cats and chick-hens.  I think they revoked our passport

The Great Chick-hen caper - day whatever

NICKY

Well we are all a little jet-lagged so we are holed up in a hotel sleeping.  we skidded down the runway somewhere in england.  We will be back tomorrow with the final day of our adventure. 

We is having SO MUCH FUN!!!

and um, Sadie were you really kissing the horses?