Saturday, August 12, 2006

Klar-i-fi-k-shun

SAMMY

Just a klar-i-fi-k-shun from yesterdays post - I am not against Ginger kitties at all - Gramma Trixie is a Ginger, and Grampa Norton was a Ginger, and I loves Ginger kitties. Howefurr, there are 2 really fat and fluffy Ginger kitties that live in our nay-ber-hood that are always coming up to my window when I am sleeping and pounding on it and hissing at me. They pee and poop in mommy's garden and kill her flowers. They spend hours at my window tormenting me and hissing at me. I fink that they were the ones the maded me really scairt when I was abandoned outside when I was a little baby. They hates me. I try to be nice to them, but they don't want to be nice to me.
So, I am sorry if I offended any Ginger kitty - I loves all you guys.

although we played the tag game a couple of days ago, we didn't really play it wif each of us AND our mommy, we just combined me and Miles. Ariel and Mille tagged us again, so we really should play the right way and tell you some weird fings about our mommy

1. she has to sleep wif a pillow ofurr her head
2. she has to sleep wif the window open AND a fan on, efurry day of the year.
3. she is addikted to sugar free pop-sikles
4. she loves to take bubble bafs - well that's not weird, but she makes the water so hot that she turns red like a lobster and says "ouch ouch ouch" when she gets in the tub
5. she likes to eat soft boiled eggs wif crushed up krakers, butter, and milk all mixed in. Miles likes it too.

14 comments:

Edsel/The Pooch said...

we think the hot water and the eggs with milk in them is a little weird too.....

Patches & Mittens said...

Yup, that eggs with milk thing.....that is a tiny bit weird.

Patches

Hot(M)BC said...

Aw, that's nice of you to let the ginger kitties know you didn't mean them, just the two meanies at your house. Yall are furry nice. That milk n eggs thing is very weird. Why ruin purrfectly good milk by putting eggs in it???
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Boni

Riley Dog said...

Tag! You're it! Go to: http://lifeofrileydog.blogspot.com to find out what to do next!

Gemini said...

Uh oh! you gots tagged AGAIN!. But those are weird things about your Momma... My Momma likes bubble baths too but she hasn't taken many since I was around. I don't know why.

Fat Eric said...

It's OK Sammy, we gingers did not really take offence. Every family has a few rotten eggs in it, it sounds like those gingers are letting the rest of us down!
My mum doesn't put milk in her eggs but she does take a lot of hot bubble baths. She stays in there for ages and ages!

Millie said...

I've never seen my Lady take a bubble bath. I know she likes poached eggs on escarole with cherry tomatoes and blue cheese. I can't imagine anybody wanting to eat blue cheese.

Rascal said...

Some Cats are just bullies no matter what kind they are. We always had bully Cats coming into our yard in North Carolina. They would spray to mark the yard and then think it was theirs. Then they would try to chase me away because they didn't know it was really my yard. Problem was, I don't have the equipment to spray since that trip to the v-e-t.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

our Lady was borned where you lives an she says that if your momma keeps the window open in da winter too then she's gotta sleep wif the pillow offur her head or her nose will freeze inta an icey cube kinda like the pop-sikles

Eric and Flynn said...

It's all right, we knows you didn't mean us an we didn't take a fence. We fink that milk an eggy stuff sounds yukky too.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Maybe yur mom could spray feliway on the outside of the door to help keep the bullies away! I wish my mom would keep a window open more often so I could hear more birdies.

DEBRA said...

My Momma's sleeps wif two fans efurryday of the year too. She would sleeps wif da window open if it wasn't for da BIG buggies that like to get in. So she keeps dem windows closed. Good fink too cuz we would probably make big holes in the screens...good scratching posts.

How is your Momma feelin?

HI to my sweetest most gorgeous blue-eyed Sammys!
Hi Miss Trixie1 Hi Miles!

Purrs & Headbutts
~ABBY

=^..^= said...

Is your Mommy trying to boil herself like a lobster???

~Bombay

Kukka-Maria said...

Moms are just weird...PERIOD!

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