SAMMY
Dear Mommy
When you come home efurry day and see stuff all ofurr the floor that was on the tables when you leaved for werk, why to you fink I am the one who put it there? Just 'acause I frow stuff off the night stands, and sometimes frow stuff off the dining room table, it might not be me who is frowing stuff off the ofurr tables. Here are some fings you should 'vestigate
1. Miles - he's not all the innocent
2. Trixie - you only fink she's too stiff to jump up on fings.
3. Dutchess - ok, I know that she lives behind us and has one of those tingle collars, but it's possible.
4. The fat, fluffy ginger kitties that torment me efurry night at the back door. They hate me and they want me to get in trouble. I don't know how they gets in, they're sneaky, and did I tell you they hates me?
5. The aliens from the UFO that was outside a couple of monfs ago
6. The hedgehog that was outside a couple of monfs ago
I really fink that the ginger kitties are getting in and frowing stuff around while I am napping nicely on the cowch. Maybe we need a 'larm system installed.
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Hmm...it's certainly a mystery. Tell me more about the fat, fluffy ginger kitties, are they relatives of mine?
You asked what courgettes are. So my mum has looked up courgettes, she says Mericans call them zucchini, but efurrybody else calls them courgettes!
OH NO you have aliens?
What do they look like?
Wow I has nefur seen an alien before.
Momma Meezer you'd better in-ves-tie-gate this matter quick. Don't want no aliens taking Sammy, Miles or Trixie hostage.
Hi to my sweetest most gorgeous blue-eyed Sammys!
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Am there any woofies near you? Cause that am prolly who it is...the woofies.
I think you should position some hidden cameras, like they have in the stores and catch them red pawed.
Trixie, hi bestest friend (I know it isn't you.)
Patches
Watch out! It could be a poltergiest!
Sammy, Brach has assured me he knows of no Ginger Kitty conspiracy. I think you might want to take a close look at that Tuxedo Gang, though. I've heard they are quite the rowdy bunch!
Sammy, I know you're innocent just like I am! Since I've come to live here I've been accused of doing lots of naughty things...but I'm completely innocent...completely! The fact that Mom can't keep a pen on the coffee table to do her crosswords is NOT my fault. I'm sure they're rolling under the couch all by themselves. I'm sure of it!
Misty E.
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I think its yer mommys fault becawse she leeves frowable stuff on the table.
But if she has to blame someone then I wuld blame that hedge-hawg thing cause we dont know what a hedge-hawg is.
I resent the implication that there is a Ginger Conspiracy! Just for that, we'll start one. I think it's either woofies or possibly your mum is sleepwalking. If you have zombies in your neighborhood, they could be the culprits...
Tilly
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Sammy, if you need my assistance, I have great success with the "mistaken identity" defense.
Finny
okay. furrst of all we's heard it's allways good ta puts da blame on vichus deer. we've neffur seen one, but we's heard 'bout 'em. when our Lady wants ta make sure that none of the frowables ends up on da floor, she puts sumfin called "erf-quake putty" on the bottom of da fings. she gets it at some big scary place called "Home Deep-O". it holds da frowables right where she wants 'em an then we can't...i mean THE VISHUS DEER can't knock 'em on da floor. if all of you who live in places wifout erf-quakes can't get the stuff, jus let us know an we'll send ya some. cally-4-knee-a has lotsa erf-quake stuff goin on
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p.s. I try to blame aliens all the time but my mom never believes me - Leo
It's probably the aliens. They are bad...
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Sammy, what you say makes a lot of sense. I think you are innocent. Tell your mommy that if you do throw anything on the floor, you only did it because that's where it wanted to be. You were only helping.
Definately need an alarm system ~Merlin, Shadow, KO kO
If they don't want it on the floor, they shouldn't leaf stuff where it can jump so easily. It's like food on the counter. If you don't want me jumpin on the counter to eat it, put it on the floor fur me already.
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