Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Bisitor

MILES

We hadded a bisitor last night. The lady that does mommy's claws camed ofurr 'acuase Mommy could not climb all the stairs at the salon. She broughted all this stuff wif her - drills, smelly stuff, painty stuff. I hadded to see what it was! So I jumpded up on the table and aksidentally knocked some stuff on the floor. OOPS. It was ok, efurryfing was closed and she didn't get mad. To make shur she wasn't going to get mad, I rubbed all ofurr her and putted my stink on her. She saided that I was the most beautiful kitty she had efurr seen. Then, SAMMY camed down the stairs from his scairty cat hiding spot, and she saided that HE was the most beautiful kitty she had efurr seen. Well lady, which is it? Me or Sammy? I started rubbing all ofurr her again, and Sammy sat there and squinted his eyes and winked at her. He's an attenshun hog. So I rubbed against her more, and then to seal the deal, I plopped down in front of her and had an "after dinner mint". Mommy was 47 kinds of 'barassed and tolded me that it was not 'propriate in company. The claw lady just laughed and saided that I was too cute. I WIN!!! I'M THE CUTEST!!!! HA. Take that Sammy. Your soft velvety furs didn't win this time.

22 comments:

Kaze said...

I hate that stinky nail stuff, it smells really weird!

I agree Sammy, the more outgoing you are the cuter you should be. People are always saying Latte is SO cute, blah, blah, blah. But I'm the friendly greeter kitten! And hello, I'm a KITTEN! I think the friendliest kitty should win the cutest title!

DEBRA said...

Momma does grooms her nails all by herself...wif my helps of course. I is gud 'bout helpin.

Momma says she has nefur had a any oddur bean do her nails...but she would like to.

Miles, yu are furry handsome and Sammy is furry handsome, yu each R handsome in different but gud ways. I don't know how any girl kitty could resist eiftur of yu.

Last night I got real scairty cuz I didn't knows what to do to help da Momma. She had lots of red liquid all ofur and she couldn't get it to quit. I purrred a lot, and finally Momma got OK. I climbed up in her lap and rubbed myself all ofur her to make her better. So she is OK today.

::::wavin paws:::

By to the two most gorgeous meezers!!!!

:::purrs and headbutts:::
*Abby

Gemini said...

Oh you are both furry handsome! You shouldn't worry Miles about who is more handsome--you are the two most handsomest meezers ever. Including Cheysuli, though she thinks Latte is pretty handsome too...

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

That "after dinner mint" is always the move that wins 'em over! Nice job!

Merlin said...

My mommy's all the time with the stinky nail stuff. Yuck.

Good for you Miles! You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Oh both of you are handsome meezers. We like to have afterdinner mints were everybody can see. And Mrs. B likes to do stinkies in the litterbox when we have company!

Kukka-Maria said...

You and your "after-dinner-mints," Miles! I think that is what makes you super-sexy, not embarrassing!

Your mom just doesn't know what she's talking about!

And, with all due respect to the diplomatic Abby, I'm not playing it safe. I think you are far hotter than Sammy. That's why you are in my Tomcat Stable and not him. I mean, he's cute and all, but he lacks that extra "something."

Perhaps he needs to have more "mints." ::wink::

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well, she could have been more specific in her praise...like you're the cutest Miles and he's the cutest Sammy.

Junior said...

Wow! What a competition!

Renee said...

do i wanna know what "mints" are?

Patches & Mittens said...

Drills? Oh, no, that doesn't sound good!!

Momma puts stuff on her nails to make them shiny and I hate that smell.

Patches

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Wow, how nice that the nail lady came over to visit your mom! I think you're both equally cute, don't ever ask me to choose!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Can the claw lady come to our house and put soft paws on Cocoa? Or does she only do humans?

Most people say Cocoa's the cutest of all of us, but he won't be for long if he keeps scratching his fur off.

Midnight

Chatham said...

Thank you for visiting - I am still on medicine. Today I am feeling better. I hope this is a good sign! I am mostly staying in Cat Couch's bed.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Competition is healthy. But you win hands down with the dinner mints. Hee hee.

Derby said...

HEHEHEE on the dinner mint action. But hope your mum is feeling better. Getting her finger and toes painted can make her feel better. It did mum when she smacked her toes a few months ago.

Beau said...

He's beautiful and you're cute, so you BOTH win!! Hope your mom is all better soon!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, everyone's a winner - your mom got her claws done, and both you and Sammy got lots of compliments and affection!

Hot(M)BC said...

You's the cutest, Miles. :)
Purrrrrrrrs,
Your girlfriendcat Sanjee

Carmen said...

i'm glad to know that sibling rivalry isn't limited to humans. :)

The Tower Hill Mob said...

WE think you're both brave to come out to look at the visitor! We don't know what 'after dinner mints' are and Mum doesn't us to learn...

Kelly Cat said...

Miles, you fight to win, and I like that in a cat. Never mind what your mommy says, because you were in a Cute fight and you couldn't let Sammy win it.

How is Sammy doing?

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