Thursday, December 14, 2006

Furrsday Furteen, Number 2 - by Sammy

Thirteen Reasons Your Favorite Snowman ended up on the Floor - By Sammy Meezer

1…. He tried to commit suicide from the top of the entertainment center

2.... He saw a fev-ver on the floor and wanted to play wif it

3.... He was trying to escape to the outside, only to find that it was the same temperature out there as it was in here (hint to mom: the fermostat is on the wall in the dining room - use it)

4.... Tem-tay-shuns - I hear snowmen like them too

5.... He needed to go to the snowman's litterbox room

6.... He wanted some of the goat cheese that was in the frigerfrator

7.... He wanted to watch his soaps

8.... The dust bunnies were teasing him and he was trying to put a whooping on them

9.... He wanted some microwave popcorn

10.. He hadded a headache and needed some aspirin

11.. He wanted to make a Long Island Iced tea at the bar

12.. We was playing hide-n-go-seek and he was IT

13.. He was snooping for his chrissmas purresents.

SEE!! There's lots of reasons ofurr than me pushing him that your favorite snowman ended up on the floor.

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William said...

Sammy, you didn't!

Renee said...

I'm guessing the snowman is in a coma so he can't tell the real reason for his fall, huh?

Better dust the area for paw/ finger prints.

Hot(M)BC said...

So true Sammy. So true.
Your bud, Pepi.

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS hi to my boyfriendcat Miles! :) ~~ Sanjee

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh, we's got a Thursday thirteenup too :)

Karen said...

I got a thirteen thursday too @
I am butterscotchs mommy

K T Cat said...

I need to do 13 reasons why I love Meezer Tails.

My TT is up.

Anonymous said...

Hee hee. I fink I needs a snowman too.

Patches & Mittens said...

Sounds like your snowman has been taking lessons from you!


Finnegan and Buddy want you to have the prize money! Concatualtions!!

The Big Piney Woods Cats

Carmen said...

I think the suicide was the most likely option. They happen a lot around the holidays you know. ;) Poor snowman.

Kukka-Maria said...

That pesky snowman! The nerve of him...trying to blame an innocent like you!

Anonymous said...

I think those are all very good reasons why the snowman ended up on the floor.

Buzzerbee & meep said...

You are too funny Sammy! Did your mom believe any of those very good reasons?

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, I can't believe he'd go and jump off just to make it look like you did it!

Anonymous said...

Haf you seen "Knick Knack" frum Pixar? The snowman in the snowglobe wants to meet the bikini gurl in the Florida globe... but he ends up in the fish tank. There you go... there's a press-i-dent fur this behavyour.

Anonymous said...

PS Gemini was havin trubble commentin to you an, wul, you see the results.

Anonymous said...

Wow, any one of those is totally believable!


Finnegan & Buddy said...

Sammy you better look owt you mite end up wif a Chrismiss Stockin full of snowman poop!!


DEBRA said...

Heee heee heeeeee... snowmen are known fur committin hairy cary...doesn't yur Mommie knows dat? It's a risk to have snowmen in dah house. I fink yu ouught to put out a snowman alert so efurryone will know. And blamin yu fur dat snowmen's ax-cee-dent. Sammys wood nefur do anyfink like dat. (Psssst Sammys I won't tell yur Momma bout us playin wif dah snowman....OOPS....)

I'd better go now...

::::wavin paws::::
BYE Miles....Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Purrsssss and Headbutts

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha. Sammy you always crack us up.

Zeus said...

I think I need to reference this list the next time I get in trouble...only I'll erase the word "snowman" for whatever it is that I break.

bat & bandit said...

heh heh. we had a camel last year, and some shepherds, and some wisemen that exhibited strikingly similar behaviors to those of your mom's snowman. it must be seasonal affect disorder.

Renee said...

Darly & I are ROTFLOL here! These are funny.

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Very funny!

Anonymous said...

Dear Miles,
Sanjee left earlier today. She said something about a tree and Miles, so I hope she got to your house safe. She can visit long as she wants to. I just wanted to make sure she's ok :)
Mom Robyn

Max said...


Anonymous said...

Boy you two have been furry busy little meezers lately. ~Merlin, Shadow, ko KO

Anonymous said...

Fank you fur yur suggestion Sammy. I fink it will work jus' fine fur the little trees. As long as Mom doesn't read yur Thursday 13 too.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!! Well done, Sammy!!! Seems that you have a true talent for these Thurs 13s

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

this is GRATE! we're gonna save it fur fewchure refrinse