MILES

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy putted up our tree! It's a REAL tree, and it's on Sammy's elevated floor. Sammy is not happy about that, 'acuase there's not much room for him to sit on his elevated floor now. Mommy putted lights on it last night and started putting these white balls all ofurr it. THEN, she kittynapped us and maded us sleep in the bedroom WIF THE DOOR CLOSED all night. Well, she didded bring up our food and water, and our litter box is already there. SOOOOOO, in order to protest, 30 seconds after we gotted in the room wif the door closed, I let loose wif the stinky poo to end all stinky poos. Mommy coughed. Mommy's eyes watered. She burrowed unner the blankies. She putted pillows on her face (bad move mommy, Sammy immediately laid down right ofurr her nose and mouf on top of the pillow). She sprayed - some orange smelling stuff that maded the room smell like orange poo. All I could do was LAUGH and LAUGH and LAUGH. Finally, she wented ofurr to the litterbox wif a clof ofurr her mouf and scooped it and it stopped stinking. SO THEN, about 5 minutes later, Sammy didded the same fing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She hadded to get up again wif a clof ofurr her face and scoop it again. Then she saided that the tem-tay-shuns must be making the bad smell, so we would nefurr get them again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! We cried, we sobbed, we whined, we begged. We tolded her that we would not do that anymore, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't take our tem-tay-shuns away. She saided "we'll see". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That means NO. I don't know what to do now.