Thursday, January 11, 2007

Furrsday Furteen - Floodlight edishun by Miles

Ferst a note to Anonymous who lefted a comment last night: Don't werry, you didn't mess up our counter or anyfing!! Fank you for bisiting us, and fank you for your concern about how I was feeling - that was furry furry nice of you. - Miles

UPDATE: I am being tortchured!! Mommy is taking me to the v-e-t again right now. She says my eye is all red and swollen and goopy, but I say I like to look out from one eye only. Akshually, it does bofurr me lots, but I doesn't want to go to the v-e-t again.

Now, on to the Furrsday Furteen

Thirteen Things I has Gotten my Stoopid Cone e-collar fingyy Stuck on - by Miles Meezer

1…. Mommy's ankle high dis-tressed leafurr cowboy boots

2... Mommy's sneakers (put your shoes away darn it!)

3... The coffee table

4... The balcony railing - ok, well, frough the slats of the balcony railing - and don't ask me how I didded that, 'acause I has no idea

5... The seat of the human litterbox (ok I has to watch the swirly)

6... The side of the dining room table

7... The Pillows on the bed

8... The blankets on the bed

9.. Inside a grocery bag (plastik)

10... The water dish - the top of my head keeps getting wet - don't ask)

11... the oven - (again, don't ask)

12... the curtains to the big patio door - it's hard to get in and out

13... the food dish - I learned how to scoop up food to inside the cone so I can lick it.

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bat & bandit & holly said...

poor miles! mommy says we need to go on a diet, too, least me and bandit do. holly's still got her girlish figure.


Rosie & Cheeto said...

Oh Miles...poor poor miles. Owr favurite is the balconie railing. That's just crazy

Lux said...

Oh, I hope you can take that torture device off soon, Miles!

DEBRA said...

Oh Miles dat is terrible yu are gettin stuck in all dose spots. Just hang in der, it won't be too much longer and yur Mommie will frow dat fing away and yu won't hassta wears it no more!

::::waving paws:::
Bye Miles, Feel better!
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet gorgeous Sammys!
Purrs and Headbutts

Zeus said...

That used to scare our human pet so much when we got stuck on things with our collars. I bet your mom freaks out too when it happens...or maybe not since our human pet is a worryaholic.

Feel better soon, Miles! Headbutts to you, my man!

Daisy said...

Oh Miles, you are such a silly boy! Number 13 sounds like a very good trick you learned.

Ayla said...

Hehe...why do I just want to say "Conehead" and "must consume mass quantities?" Just kidding Miles. Feel better.

Patches & Mittens said...

Oh poor Miles.....I hope it comes off soon.

Your bestest furriend....

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We hope your eye is ok Miles! We is worried about that! That awful torcher device cone is hideous and we hope your mom lets you bury it in the litter box or tear it to pieces when you are done with it.

Kukka-Maria said...

You've been busy, Miles! Why isn't Sammy helping a brother out?

Seems he could feed you like a mama bird...

Renee said...

Poor Miles! I hope your eye is nothing serious. And that your V-E-T actually treats you eye.

When I took Trina to the V-E-T he didn't care about her runny nose at all. He was all worried that she was bloated...well for rabbits that IS a BIG DEAL, but he couldda given her something for the runny nose too. poor bunny.

Oh yeah, I hope you're feeling better soon. It seems this allergy came on suddenly...I wonder if you maybe ate some Christmas Tree and are allergic to it?

Dragonheart said...

Sorry to hear you have to go to the vet again Miles. :( I hope you feel better soon!

Sorry to hear you keep getting your collar caught on things.

I am sending lots of healing thoughts and purrs your way.

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Oh Miles, you poor guy. That eye sounds very ouchy, I hope you get well soon. We are sending lots of nose bumps from New York City.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Miles, that's just terrible! How much longer do you have to wear that embarassing cone thing?

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I'm sorry Miles! Sounds like you are getting used to it though. Just think of the long bath/scratching session when it is gone!


Cheysuli said...

Miles, that's horrible. Twice in one week? I think you've about used up your vet visits for the year.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Miles, it sounds like you are trying your best to get the cone off. Good luck with your eye also.

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Funny TT13. We liked #13. Bubbles used to get freaked out when the food fell on the cone and then slid into his face when he lifted up his head.

Furry Logic said...

Oh Miles, you are so cute! We have never had to wear one of those collars so we can only imagine what a pain it must be. We hope you get to feeling better. You would look very dangerous with an eye patch though.

Max said...

Poop on someone!!! It's your duty as a cat to poop on someone at the stabby place!

William said...

Miles, you've had just an awful week! And now eyeball problems too! Now I'm really sorry I laughed at your lampshade. But if they make you wear a tiny patch, you could be a pirate! Then you could get a parrot!

That could be kinda fun.

Mattingly said...

Oh Miles... hopefully this will all be over soon. And as for Harlie and the door... it was a round knob that she opened!

jeterharris said...

deer miles,
i'm sorree qbowt da goopy eye ... an dat cone thing dat'z gettin in da way uv evreethin.
yer frend--jh

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, Miles ... Those Elizabethan collars really suck. I remember having to wear one for about five seconds when I had my "ladygardenectomy" back in the day. I got them to remove it by walking backward and bumpin' into stuff. Perhaps?

Rascal said...

Hi Meezers! Sounds like a lot has been going on arounnd here while I've been gone. Thank you for stopping by to check up on me. Makes Me feel not so lonley.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

I hope yer better soon! I'd tell the vet that yoo need a more stylish cone... do they come in pink?

Stahp it woman!