MILES
Crap. Crap. Crap. I has an eye 'fekshun now and I has to haf goop jammed in my eye for that. Plus the goop for my owie on my neck. Plus this stoopid cone is still on. Plus, I don't know how I didded it again, but I gotted frough the slats on the railing on the balcony in the dark, and I felled ofurr the balcony. I didn't gets hurt fough. At the v-e-t yesterday they weighted me and since Buddah was brave enuf to post his weight, mine was 15.7 lbs. My stabby place is a animal hospital wif lots and lots of v-e-t-s on staff, some of who are still in v-e-t skool. The v-e-t I saw yesterday was nice, but he saided that I has to lose "a pound or 2" 2? 2? 2 pounds? Cripes. Next fing you know they'll say I has to lose 8 pounds and be a skinny bony runt! (no offense to you skinny kitties out there, but I would not look good as a skinny boy)
BUT, want to know the worstest fing of all? I has to have my dental NEXT TUESDAY. They tolded me fough that I does not have to stay ofurrnight. I just go in early in the morning and then mommy picks me up in the afternoon.
So, yesterday afternoon I did not snuggle wif Mommy at all. efurry time she tried, I got all stiff and pushded her away and then when she putted me down, I hid from her. Serves her right. Maybe today I will like her but I doubt it.
The good news is that Sammy has to go to the v-e-t Monday to get stabbed.
SAMMY
WHAT? WHAT? STABBED? ME? MONDAY? HOLY CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP.
Please, any poodin and bean who can, please please please to ofurr to Mao's and bid on his lovely pink robe to help Brandi and her Mom. If we wins, we will haf Mao send it to some lovely lady kitty who might want it.
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Miles, all this vet talk is beginning to scare me! You sound like you are being tortured unmercifully! And now Sammy too! It's too much!
(You can come hide here if you like.)
Hi Miles and Sammy, thanks for visiting me, and Miles, I hope all your owies and ickies get better.
Oh, poor Miles. How on Earth did you get through the slats on the balcony with a cone on? Maybe you can get put on a Stinky Goodness diet like Max. Are your People going to take away your ham? I hope your eye infection gets better really soon. Commiserations to Sammy on getting stabbed.
Skeeter: Wow, Miles you is having some BAD light and dark times!
I hit 16 "pounds" once but am a sleek 14 now. I'm glad I dint have to wear no nasty old cone on my head though. Feeling really sorry for you.
Oh Miles, it sounds like you are having a rough time right now. I hope the owie on your neck heals quickly and that your eye infection clears up!
I have to go to the vet next week too, although I don't know why. Mom and the vet used a German word that I don't understand.
Oh, dear, dear, DEAR!
We're so worried about Miles! You really should let your Mum cuddle you. And poor Sammy- at least it's a fairly minor thing. You won't have to stay overnight or anything.
Mum says you can both visit as long as you promise to go to your appointments. I still have nearly full canister of Temptations that we all can have.
Take care, guys.
Toby
15.7, Miles? Wow. I always thought you were slighter than me. I'm a robust 12.5! I like some meat on my man's bones, so resist the diet at all costs!
As for the balcony slats? I think you are training to be a stunt-tom. I think your adventurous spirit is one of the things that makes you so attractive!
Sammy, you are brave enough to endure a few stabs. Buck up! :)
Hi, bestest furriends, sorry you have to go to the stabby place.
Momma won't let us say the CRAP werd. CRAP CRA....oh, sorry Momma.
I falled frough our railing down to the bottom floor one time and Momma freaked out, but I was fine. We cats always land on our feets!
Mittens
Oh Miles, we feel so bad for you. But guess what? Kukka has invited me and Max to be in her Tomcat Stable, so once you're feeling better, we'll see you there.
George
Miles I think this is just not your month. I hope you start feeling better soon...
Oh Miles and Sammy, I wanted to let you know that you are two of my favorite Meezers, but Latte tops the list. After all, he isn't dividing his affections between me and Kukka-Maria.
Awe, poor Miles. Would it make you feel better if yoo and Sammy come over and haf sum ham wif all of us. I don't know who all is coming but Max, George, Tipper and Misty will be here. Yoo should invite yoor gerl frends too, dat will make yoo happy too. Don't worry about da cone yoo can get one of us to feed yoo peeces of ham, we feed each other all the time.
Oh NO! Poor Miles, stuff just keeps happening to you and its not fair at all. I must be a tiny meezer because I only weigh 8 lbs. I hope your infections get better soon. I think you deserve some Temp-tay-shuns from your mom for this whole ordeal. And some ham.
Latte
Miles
IT is just not yur week. Furst an owie and din yu has to cut back on yur treats, now an eye fekshun and din a dental?? OHWOWOHWOWOHWOW!!! OUCHIE!!! Yur lucks hasta to turn round here. We hopes yu feels better real soon, so yu don't have to go fru all dat messin round wif all dat meddikashun stuff.
:::wavin paws::::
Bye Miles. When yu feel better m'ybe we can all comes ofur and play...be gud xsirsize to drop a pound.
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
Bye to my sweet handsome mankitty!
Nosekisses to my gorgeous Sammys!!
Purrs and Headbutts
~Abby
Miles! U poor furry kid. We knows wat it like to be cone hedz. No fun. Hang it der, and run furry fast if dey tell you dat you have FORLs in ur toofies.
Dorf & Obi
Hi Miles an Sammy!
Tanks por bisiting my Blog!
I sorry to hear you has a infexshun Miles. I hope its better soon!
Oh Miles!!! I have learned, if it's not one thing, it's another. I am hoping you feel better soon.
Once you get your teef all clean and pearly-white, I will give you a little kiss to feel better, ok?
I had to have that eye goop once. Nasty. but it made my eye better. You sure are getting it from all angles dude. Keep your spirits up & stay away from the balcony. -Scooby
poor poor kitties! it just isn't your week.
I do hope that your fections heal up soon and that you can take the floodlight off your head soon.
Poor poor Miles. I feel for you, my friend. I once had to have goop put in my ears, but in the eyes must be much worse! Get well soon.
yur momma's really gotta get a job! looks like she's made it her hobby ta torchure you two - she's gotta get sumfin better ta do. an, um, Miles...you way more than GRR
Cocoa
Sorry you have to wear dreaded cone. I hope I never have to do that again myself! Please get better soon!
Bugby
Dude, if it makes you feel better, I totally outweigh you...
awww miles we fell sorry for you I lilly lu have had that dealt thig twice now i hav yucky teeth and sometie they get owie when i eat but it never stoped me I doing resuch that show you should feed you cat more to get them to loose waight i let you know how it go
Mama said the bidding is too high for us now sigh something about a creit card bill. I wish i could bid i would luff that pink robe
Lilly lu
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