Saturday, March 24, 2007

The mostest horrible day!


I hadded the most horrible fing happen to me yesterday!!! Mommy putted the PTU in the metal monster wif wheels, and then she burritoed us up to bring us outside, 'acause we won't go in it when it's inside. Sammy wented out screaming and yelling and she putted him in the PTU (oh for those of you who don't know, we call it a Prisioner Transport Unit - ofurrwise known as a pet carrier). Then she camed for me wif my soft fleece blankie. I gotted really scairt and fought she was going to take me to the v-e-t to get the rest of my teef pulled out, and when she gotted me out the door, i peed all ofurr her and the blankie, and then hadded to go back inside and get my butt washed in the kitc-hen sink.

Once I understanded that we was going to see Daddy, it was alright and me and Sammy just curled up in the PTU and napped (we share one 'acause it's HUGE).

And then I saw it - MY FOO-TON!!!

Daddy says Fanks for the purrfday wishes - his purrfday is tomorrow, but we is going back to our house tomorrow. so we is sell-a-brating today.


Daisy said...

Oh Miles, I am so happy that you got reunited with your FOOTON! YAY!!!

That was a horrible thing that happened, but at least it had a happy ending.

ps: I don't blame you for making some potty. You were very scairt.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

The potty thing was your only defense! Oh the horror!

Hot(M)BC said...

Nebermind the icky stuff. Let's cellybrate yore Daddy's purrthday! I's here, Miles! Let's play on the foo-ton!
Purrrrrrrrs n giggles,
your girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. Happy Purrthday Daddy-Who's-Got Same-Purrthday-as-Uncle-Roman

Renee said...

I think that the PTU scares most all animals. Lilly has mixed feelings about it. Most of the time the PTU is a good thing like visiting Grandma or going camping...but sometimes it means that she has to see the v-e-t or go to the kennel and that doesn't make her happy. So she runs happily to the car and tries to get in herself, but then whines and worries the entire way there...unless she naps on the long trips.

With a dog you can send them to go potty before you try to put them in the PTU. No so easy with a kitty as they don't get trained to potty on command.

Skeeter & LC said...

We dont blame you guys for being skared of the Kitty Prison. We hate them, too. The Big Things put them over the edge of a table and then there is nowhere else for us to go when he lets go of our front feet.

If we end up at the v-e-t, though (which is like, almost always), it can be a lot harder to get us OUT!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

The PTU thing is HORRIBLE and obviously invented by vets. You were absolutely justified in your reaction.(Mum sympathizes with your Mum, though!)
Wish your Dad a happy birthday and have fun!

Caesar+Princess said...

that PTU I wont get in that thing... unless mom puts treats in it.

peeing on yourself and mommie, how humiliating.

I love this pic of you on youer cool-o foo ton. now I want one!!!

Derby said...

No fun being in the PTU, so your little incident is OK. Glad you have a nice weekend with your Dad and the footon.

Happy Birthday to the Dad.

Artsy Catsy said...

You mean you're not supposed to like the kitty prison? I like mine!! But my humans say that's because I'm the strangest cat in the universe. Hmmph. When they take one of our other kitties out in the prison, I try to get in, too!


DaisyMae Maus said...

I did that before, too ... All down the driver's side door of grandma and grandad's SUV. It was embarrassin', but I was furry upset and thought that I was gonna get killed 'cuz efurryone was meowin' really loudly ...

I don't blame you, Miles. It had to happen 'cuz you were tryin' to defend yourself. At least you didn't bite your momma when she was cleanin' your buns.

"Yea" for the futon part, though!

One of us said...

You look so handsome on yer footon ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Don't feel bad Miles. Mittens does that too, when she gets scairt. One time, she peed and pooped all over in the carrier! Tell your Momma to give you tran-quill-eye-zure.


Parker said...

Aw Miles, Dude, it happens! At least you didn't do a bitey on your Mommy! AND - FOO-TON! That makes it all worthwhile! When I see the PTU I just curl up in a ball and let Mommy or Daddy do what they will. I keep thinkin' happy thoughts (although I always wind up at the evil V.E.T.), and before long, I'm home again!
Enjoy your time with Daddy and the FOO-TON!

Tiger Lily said...

I'm sorry you were so scared Miles. It isn't fun going in those PTUs. I had to go in one to the v-e-t and I cried and cried. I'm glad you saw your Daddy for his birthday tho. It sounds as if it made the PTU a little easier to deal with.

Max said...

Peeing in the presence of a plastic tomb (aka PTU) is a kitty's divine RIGHT. Pooping would be even better. Good job, either way!

Enjoy the futon, and I hope your Dad has a very very very very happy birthday!

Forty Paws said...

Glad you were reunited with your futon!!! Looks like you're enjoying it!

It's normal to have those little accidents when you're skeerd. Dunt worry about it.

Luf, Us

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Happy Birthday to your dad!

Like everyone else said, don't worry about it, Miles. Stuff happens, y'know?


Riley & Tiki said...

FOO-TON! We is jealous. We want one too!

We had to go in our PTU to the v-e-t today with the woofie in our faces the whole way. At least you didn't have to deal with dog breath.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh we are glad things worked out Miles (Sammy too) - those vehicle things are terrible but they can take you to such wonderful places!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Oh my, we're so glad that the PTU torture ended up in visiting Daddy and not the mean-old vet.

Eric and Flynn said...

We're glad yoo got to see yer dad and yer footon again. If in doubt, pee on them. It has to be done.

William said...

You look very comfy on your foo-ton, Miles. Happy birthday to your dad! I'm kinda glad to hear you didn't pee on him.

caspersmom said...

I'm sorry, but you should have heard my mom laugh out loud when she read you peed the blanket and had to have your butt-washed. That wasn't nice was it, you were scared to get in the PTU. She didn't even think about your poor Mom getting wet too. She's still giggling. BTW say Happy Birthday to your Dad for me. Hope he had a good one.


Kukka-Maria said...

Peeing is your best defense, Miles. It's nice to know my tomcat boyfriend would urinate all over someone if they were attacking me.

I feel so protected!

Happy Belated Bday, Meezer Pop!

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