MILES
I hadded the most horrible fing happen to me yesterday!!! Mommy putted the PTU in the metal monster wif wheels, and then she burritoed us up to bring us outside, 'acause we won't go in it when it's inside. Sammy wented out screaming and yelling and she putted him in the PTU (oh for those of you who don't know, we call it a Prisioner Transport Unit - ofurrwise known as a pet carrier). Then she camed for me wif my soft fleece blankie. I gotted really scairt and fought she was going to take me to the v-e-t to get the rest of my teef pulled out, and when she gotted me out the door, i peed all ofurr her and the blankie, and then hadded to go back inside and get my butt washed in the kitc-hen sink.
Once I understanded that we was going to see Daddy, it was alright and me and Sammy just curled up in the PTU and napped (we share one 'acause it's HUGE).

And then I saw it - MY FOO-TON!!!
Daddy says Fanks for the purrfday wishes - his purrfday is tomorrow, but we is going back to our house tomorrow. so we is sell-a-brating today.
I hadded the most horrible fing happen to me yesterday!!! Mommy putted the PTU in the metal monster wif wheels, and then she burritoed us up to bring us outside, 'acause we won't go in it when it's inside. Sammy wented out screaming and yelling and she putted him in the PTU (oh for those of you who don't know, we call it a Prisioner Transport Unit - ofurrwise known as a pet carrier). Then she camed for me wif my soft fleece blankie. I gotted really scairt and fought she was going to take me to the v-e-t to get the rest of my teef pulled out, and when she gotted me out the door, i peed all ofurr her and the blankie, and then hadded to go back inside and get my butt washed in the kitc-hen sink.
Once I understanded that we was going to see Daddy, it was alright and me and Sammy just curled up in the PTU and napped (we share one 'acause it's HUGE).

And then I saw it - MY FOO-TON!!!
Daddy says Fanks for the purrfday wishes - his purrfday is tomorrow, but we is going back to our house tomorrow. so we is sell-a-brating today.