Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Rules, Schmooles

MILES

Rule 1: A kitty cannot haf chokolate. WHY????? chokolate is GOOD. why can't i haf any?

Rule 2: A kitty, when playing kissy face, should not put the bitey on the purrsons lip.
but it's FUN. anyfing FUN should not be against the rules.

Rule 3: A kitty cannot haf ham eleventy-three times a day. WHY NOT? really, why not. there is no good reason.

Rule 4: A kitty should not use a bean's knees or hip as a launching pad to try and stand on the ceiling at 4:02am. OK, then what time would be a good time for this? I has to praktice efurry night.

Rule 5: A kitty really should not make smellavision dreams from the litterbox at 3am. HEY, when you has to potty, you has to potty. Waking you up with the smell is just an extra added benefit.

Rule 6: A kitty should not jump from the desk 'ahind the couch onto the bean's head, exspeshully if a kitty's claws is out. Well, MOVE YOUR HEAD then.

Rule 7: A kitty should not just start eating food off the bean's plate when the bean is eating dinner on the couch. no, it would not help if you eated at the table eifurr. If it's not on a fork or spoon, it's fair game. Heck, it's fair game until it enters the bean's mouf.

Rules Schmooles.

22 comments:

jeter harris said...

deer miles,
eggsaktlee hoo made up doze roolz? sum should be broken!
luv--jh

William said...

I'm with you--your rules rule, not your mom's!

Gemini said...

Poor Miles. It seems like you have so furry many silly rules to remember.

Renee said...

Miles, I know that you are a young kitty, but I think that your life would be much more fun if you learned your rules instead of questioning authority all the time. Remember a wise man once said "when I fight authority, authority always wins..."

You wouldn't want your mommy to find a good quirt gun to shoot you with when you break the rules now would you?

Max said...

Oh! Oh! I know why there's rule #1! A long time ago, there was this guy, I think his name was Theo Bromide, and he put something nasty into chocolate that makes it so people don't have to share their chocolate with cats and dogs. The stuff he put in makes us hurl and sometimes have seizures, but of course the PEOPLE can still eat it. Theo Bromide did it because he was a selfish, selfish person and didn't want to give any to his kitty.

DEBRA said...

Miles

I have asked Momma why she gets upset wif me when I put the bitey on her nose. She's puttin her nose rite up to my kitty lips, o'course I is gonna nip it. Sometimes I lick it. But most of dey time I put a little tiny bitey on it. I put the bitey on her foot dey offur day cuz she picked up Boo,and she knoos I don't like when she does dat. She should pick ME up, not Boo. O'course I hadda to tell her.

We makes our own rooleZ!!

::::wavin paws::::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Bye to my gorgeous handsome fierce mancat Sammys!

How do yu feel bout da rooleZ Sammys?

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel
Abby

Kukka-Maria said...

Who is making up this drivel? There are no such rules at our house. Or, rather, there are...but I don't acknowledge them.

Launch away at 4:02am. You have ceiling conditioning to do. She can sleep in the other room if she doesn't like it.

Selfish humans.

Parker said...

Cats rule. Cats don't follow rules! Maybe your human is confused about this.

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Rules are made to be broken. And that is all I have to say on the subject.

Patches

Hi to our bestest furriends

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Yeah, I'm with you...I don't understand these rules at all. Kaze is now your protoge with the ceiling fan. She thinks she can walk on it so she's trying to get up there.

Latte

Hot(M)BC said...

What's a rules?
Purrrrrrs,
Mini

PURRRRRRRRRRRS and nosekissies to my boyfriendcat Miles ~~ Sanjee

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

rools? whut? SEZ HOO?
Cocoa

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We especially liked the smellavision dreams one!!!!!! You are right, potty time is potty time.
Way too many rules!

Daisy said...

Rules are bad. All rules.

Katnippia said...

Miles, we finks you'z have better rulez than your meowmize. Although we has to agree on rule number 1 with herz. Our meowmize has told us why chocolate is bad furz us. So youz should atleast followz that onez. - Sia

Chatham said...

I'm so old that there aren't any rules anymore. (Salem leaves very smelly smellavisions!)

Fat Eric said...

Poor Miles, what a hard time your humans give you. But, you know, if you played along with a few rules, you might get more ham, you know? I like to keep my humans happy so I don't wake them at 4am and I don't put the bitey on them - result, they think I am a good boy and I get lots of treats! Really.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Miles ... Your mom has a point (on the top of her head, right? hee hee): Some cat habits are kinda rude. That doesn't mean that we shouldn't do whatever needs doin' ... It just means that humans find us rude sometimes. That's their problem! I say: "Keep it up!"

DMM

Kelly Cat said...

Miles, with the exception of the chocolate one, just pretend that the rules don't exist. Who made up those rules anyway? The human? Rules are for d*gs...

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, miles? have you been talking with my boys? or did you attend the same rule-breaking seminar with them?

you cats of a fev-ver sure hang together;-)

but you go ahead an' break 'em--if that keeps you happy. we like happy kitties. (just steer clear of chocolate; that's a rule that mustn't be broken!! we also like healthy kitties!)

meower mom

Forty Paws said...

Wow! Datz a furry long list o rules. Forgit 'em.

Luf, Us

TheSlyCat said...

My dad tells me that I should not jump from the floor onto his or mom's shoulders. They love the whisker-kisses, and nuzzles, but don't like the claws. But I think they are just silly. They really love me. Will you be my friend?

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