Friday, April 13, 2007

She's blind AND deaf

Don't furrget that today is Caeser and Prinny's 16th purrfday and they is hafing a party at their new blog

Also, our furriend Joaquin wented to the Bridge last night. Please stop by and gif Sophia and DKM some purrs. We will miss you Joaquin.

MILES

HEY LADY!!! I'm here in the human litterbox room, and the door is shut. Where is you? Why can't you hear me? Why does you haf to haf a heater on in here? it's getting hot in here. Where is you? is you out there? how long haf I been in here? why can't you learn to look in the tub hockey arena for me when you leave the room?

can I get the lid off the fing you is growing the 'mato plants in on the big windowsill? I wonder if they taste like 'matoes yet? what do 'matoes taste like anyway? hey, there's tampons in the cabinet. these is fun to play wif. Oh, there's q-tips in the box on the back of the human litter box. these is efenn more fun. I fink that the poh-pur-ee needs to be spread out on the floor. how long haf I been in here?
HEY LADY!!!!!! WHERE IS YOU??????? sheesh, normally she has to use the human litterbox efurry 20 minutes! oh I know HEY SAMMY???????????? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMMY???? WHERE IS YOU? crappity crap crap crap, he's as smart as fake plant. HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




SHEESH, it's about time lady! where was you? oh don't gif me that "what in the heck did you do in here? speech. YOU LOCKED ME IN HERE. DEAL WIF IT. and don't gif me that "how could you make such a mess in 10 minutes" speech eifurr. DOES YOU KNOW HOW LONG 10 MINUTES IS? I didn't fink so.


















there better be ham in my dish when i get downstairs.

28 comments:

Renee said...

Oh poor Miles! You was locked up in solitary confinement.

I was laughing and laughing at you saying Sammy was as smart as a fake plant. I bet he'll make you pay for that remark.

Smell the fresh air of freedom and go clean up your mess. hee hee

Karen Jo said...

Oooh, you have your mean face on, Miles. Ten minutes is a long time for a cat. You did quite a job on the human litter-box room. Bet you don't get locked in there again in a hurry.

One-Eyed Jack said...

Meowing right there better be hamm!!!

Lockied up in the litterbox room for ten minutes is only for BAD kitties who bitey their brothers hard until they yell and charging and Big Mean Black and White Kitties (who are gonna warm up to you and play one of these days). And you didn't do nothing bad, did you?

DEBRA said...

Miles

Hey I feel ya buddy! One time Momma had the door open to da lyn-en closet and o'course I wuz gonna go chek it out. Did she see me go in? No. Cuz I am a furry quiet kitty. So I slide in and what did she do but close the door? It took her a zillion min-its to come look for me. Den she kept askin efurryone has yu seen Mr. Jinx? They all said Momma look in da clause-it! O'course she coud'nt udderstand dem. I kept hollerin and hollerin and den FINALLY she uddersood and opened up de clause-it door. I diddn't like being cooped up in da dark like dat it wuz claus-ter-fog-bik.

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet lovable handsome mancat Sammys. Have a furry gud weekends and I will be finkin about yu!

Your angel sweetcakes
~Abby

The Meezer Gang said...

We dart in Mom's closet when she isn't looking, and then we get locked in there. Mom calls it kitty romper room, but when the lights go out and Mom goes away, we get scared! And start crying and digging up the carpet by the door! (oops)

Carmen said...

Miles, I think you were entirely justified. What ELSE were you supposed to do?

Dragonheart said...

Oh Miles! I'm so sorry to hear you were locked in the human litterbox room! Of course you had to keep yourself occupied while you were in there.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

You poor thing! How on earth could she yell at you for entertaining yourself while you were locked in prison? Tell her to leave the door open from now on.

Latte

Cheysuli said...

Miles, that's horrible that you were locked in solitary confinement for ever so long!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Miles we are glad you survived another horrible ordeal! How much does one kitty have to put up with?

Daisy said...

Miles, yesterday you were the ANSWER man and today you are the QUESTION man! You are very versatile.

The Crew said...

Miles, it appears you made the best use of your time! Very good.

George

Caesar and Princess said...

Miles. I am glad you gotted out of the bafroom. I agree, q-tips and tampons are fun. Did you help and empty the trash too? I love doing that.

"smart as a fake plant"? hey I resemble that remark!

Derby said...

At least you had stuff to play with during your confinement.

Parker said...

You should have pooped in the tub!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh Miles ... I hope that there was ham in your dish. I had some ham tonight 'cuz Mom had some pizza with ham and cheese and yellow pineapple chunks on it. I sat in my chair and bobbed my head when she asked me if I wanted a bite. I had a bunch.
DMM

Kismet said...

Good work, Miles! I bet you won't get locked in there anytime soon!

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Miles, you have your ornery look going. Momma says I am good at that look but Precious hasn't developed it yet.

Patches

The Tower Hill Mob said...

heh,heh. I LOVE QTips!
I hope you got some ham pretty quick after that trauma.
Toby

Kukka-Maria said...

OMG! I am so glad you are safe!

How rude of her.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Thank you for your kind words and thoughts - I hope you got some ham! ~DKM

Rascal said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

momsbusy said...

that'll teach her to lock yu in the bafroom!

yuki & kimiko

Boy said...

Yes! There better be ham!
Poor Miles!

Mattingly said...

Miles I am SURE your Mom will be more careful and check the tub hockey arena before she leaves the bathroom from now on. Harlie once got locked in a closet for over an hour, and now if Mom opens a closet and doesn't watch it every second, she leaves it open in case someone is in there. I am very happy you survived!

Fat Eric said...

LOCKED IN!!!! No wonder you have that expression on your face, Miles! It was completely the human's fault and she has no right to complain about anything you did in there.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

You tell her, Miles!

~J&B

One of us said...

Oh dear bein locked in the bathrooom is no fun ~Poiland Tribe

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