Also, our furriend Joaquin wented to the Bridge last night. Please stop by and gif Sophia and DKM some purrs. We will miss you Joaquin.
MILES
HEY LADY!!! I'm here in the human litterbox room, and the door is shut. Where is you? Why can't you hear me? Why does you haf to haf a heater on in here? it's getting hot in here. Where is you? is you out there? how long haf I been in here? why can't you learn to look in the tub hockey arena for me when you leave the room?
can I get the lid off the fing you is growing the 'mato plants in on the big windowsill? I wonder if they taste like 'matoes yet? what do 'matoes taste like anyway? hey, there's tampons in the cabinet. these is fun to play wif. Oh, there's q-tips in the box on the back of the human litter box. these is efenn more fun. I fink that the poh-pur-ee needs to be spread out on the floor. how long haf I been in here?
HEY LADY!!!!!! WHERE IS YOU??????? sheesh, normally she has to use the human litterbox efurry 20 minutes! oh I know HEY SAMMY???????????? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMMY???? WHERE IS YOU? crappity crap crap crap, he's as smart as fake plant. HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHEESH, it's about time lady! where was you? oh don't gif me that "what in the heck did you do in here? speech. YOU LOCKED ME IN HERE. DEAL WIF IT. and don't gif me that "how could you make such a mess in 10 minutes" speech eifurr. DOES YOU KNOW HOW LONG 10 MINUTES IS? I didn't fink so.
there better be ham in my dish when i get downstairs.
