Tuesday, September 04, 2007
The Miles Report - Labor Day Edishun
Well, it was a long holiday weekend, so it's time for a Miles Report.
My foo-ton dude came home for the holiday. As previously reported, he did NOT bring my foo-ton wif him. We hadded a long talk about getting a metal monster wif wheels that my foo-ton would fit in. He said he will consider it.
The Food Report
I hadded HAM, and tem-tay-shuns, and eggs, and bacon pancakes wif maple syrup. I fink I love bacon pancakes wif maple syrup. I also hadded a ham and cheese om-let.
The 'Alaxashun Report
I hadded a furry 'alaxing holiday. I spent lots of time in my tent, and on the couch, and unner the covers in the bed. I did NOT spend any time 'alaxing on my foo-ton, because my foo-ton was not here. (SAMMY: get over it dude!! you know that mommy saided we is going to visit your foo-ton in a couple or three or eleventy five weeks).
The Alien Report - by Sammy
There were many aliens this weekend. I hadded to do extra patrols on Sunday night because there was an alien convenshun in the back yard, so I could not spend any time upstairs in the sleeping room sleeping on heads.
The Weather Report
It was sunny and no rains. We haf had furry little rains this summer and we need rains. Mommy waters our garden efurry day and our flowers and our lawn, but we has the only green lawn in the neighborhood. efurryone else has crunchy grass.
The "something weird happened" report
Mommy and my foo-ton dude wented outside one day and finded a dead chicken-monkey in the driveway, wif one of mommy's plant-holder-upper laying on top of it. She saided that the plant holder uppers are holding up the huge green pepper plants in the back garden, and it's about eleventy seven times longer than the chicken-monkey, so she has no idea what happened. The chicken-monkey didn't haf any teef marks on it so she doesn't know what happened to it. Poor chicken-monkey.
(SAMMY: hey goofball, it's chipmonk, not chicken-monkey). (MILES: whatefurr dude. chicken-monkey sounds better).
NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS This is what I did for mine boredom 1. Pooed on the rug 2. Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'af...