MILES
Well, it was a long holiday weekend, so it's time for a Miles Report.
The Foo-ton Dude Report
My foo-ton dude came home for the holiday. As previously reported, he did NOT bring my foo-ton wif him. We hadded a long talk about getting a metal monster wif wheels that my foo-ton would fit in. He said he will consider it.
The Food Report
I hadded HAM, and tem-tay-shuns, and eggs, and bacon pancakes wif maple syrup. I fink I love bacon pancakes wif maple syrup. I also hadded a ham and cheese om-let.
The 'Alaxashun Report
I hadded a furry 'alaxing holiday. I spent lots of time in my tent, and on the couch, and unner the covers in the bed. I did NOT spend any time 'alaxing on my foo-ton, because my foo-ton was not here. (SAMMY: get over it dude!! you know that mommy saided we is going to visit your foo-ton in a couple or three or eleventy five weeks).
The Alien Report - by Sammy
There were many aliens this weekend. I hadded to do extra patrols on Sunday night because there was an alien convenshun in the back yard, so I could not spend any time upstairs in the sleeping room sleeping on heads.
The Weather Report
It was sunny and no rains. We haf had furry little rains this summer and we need rains. Mommy waters our garden efurry day and our flowers and our lawn, but we has the only green lawn in the neighborhood. efurryone else has crunchy grass.
The "something weird happened" report
Mommy and my foo-ton dude wented outside one day and finded a dead chicken-monkey in the driveway, wif one of mommy's plant-holder-upper laying on top of it. She saided that the plant holder uppers are holding up the huge green pepper plants in the back garden, and it's about eleventy seven times longer than the chicken-monkey, so she has no idea what happened. The chicken-monkey didn't haf any teef marks on it so she doesn't know what happened to it. Poor chicken-monkey.
(SAMMY: hey goofball, it's chipmonk, not chicken-monkey). (MILES: whatefurr dude. chicken-monkey sounds better).
34 comments:
Wow! That is an excellent yoga pose, Miles. Don't forget yoga class resumes tomorrow, and there is a whole pig just for you!
Luv your friend,
Skittles, The Huntress
http://kaboodlecats.blogspot.com
I agree that chicken monkey sounds much better. You really need to get on top of the beans about the futon. We have a futon in the back bedroom, but it has no mattress so it is not comfortable to lay on.
That's weird about the chicken-monkey. So you got ham, huh? :) I don't need to ask if your weekend was good, then.
wow what a bunch of adventures for two darlings!! you are just the sweetest things and i am ever so sorry your futon is not there yet... it is simply not fair is it??? shall i speak to someone about it for you?
smiles, auntie bee
pee ess: your foods sound yummy!!!
Still. Must. Snorgle. Tum. ~DKM
very interesting report & weekend.
Our weekend was pretty boring...in fact I'm yawning just thinking about it.
We did our camping last weekend and thank you very much Miles for all your camping hints. You made our trip much more enjoyable. Once I figured out that we should have all the extra blankets inside our sleeping bag (instead of on top of it) we were snug as bugs in a rug. Did you know it gets very cold here at night time? burrr! Having to go potty in the middle of the night in the cold is NOT Fun. So having the litter box with us was a huge help.
Thanks bunches!
Wowy - shut a full weekend you hadded!
Wow, Miles, you had lots of yummy food during the long weekend! WOW! Lucky you.
Sorry that the Footon Dude didn't bring the Footon with him.
That is really a big week~!!
Thanks for the reports~!!!
And I love your pose very very much~!
Poor Chicken Monkey! Other than that - you had HAM! that always makes for a great ime!
That's quite the food report. The Feeders are so lame... Ernest and I only get "cat food."
ha ha ha uz guys krak me up!! chicken- monkeys, ha ha ha
Miles, that is a very informative report. You know, that last occurrence sounds exceptionally weird! Very odd indeed!
Also, I think you have the appetite of a king. Why do all us siamese love human foods? I could dine on ham and eggs all day. And maple syrup - well, it sounds divine! x
Thanks for the report, which was mostly good.... except for the aliens :::shivers:::
We have those brick skunks in our yard too. They are very frisky
Sammy & Miles
What a fun filled weekend yu too had! Ours wuz not nearly dat excitin. But, it wuz GRATE to have Momma homes wif us! We got to stay outsides on da back porch all day.WE love being outsides...well we fink we is outside.
Sammy I toll Momma to print dat pixchur of yu frum yesterday...dat is just pure class. *sigh Yu are so handsome!
:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx, and Gracie
Bye to my sweet super duper handsome manly meezer Sammys.
****blowin kisses*******
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little princess
~Abby
Wow, you had a busy, busy weekend! What do those aliens look like Sammy?
And poor chicken-monkey! If you start now asking for a foo-ton now, maybe you'll get one for Christmas Sammy!
Very cute tummy Miles. Is it available for petting?
Your FL furiends,
Sounds like you all hadded a really busy weekend. All we did was lay around being lazy.
Nice tummy shot Miles!
You were really bizzy Miles n Sammy wif all that food and those aliens. Maybe you needs some pig! Don't furget the whole pig at Skittle's! Then yoo can come ofur and help me keep Pepi from whappin my bed off the table on the sun porch. All we hafta do is snuggle in it and no way he'll be able to. I's hopin he don't turn it bloo like the bloggy. (Bloo eyes are purrty, but not for my bed.)
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Yoo guys had a furry bizzy weekend. We spent a lot of our time asking for (and getting) FOOD! And our street was full of beans playing and eating (we gots food from dat too) and today we is tired....
Mmmm....chicken-monkey! Tasty!!! Sounds like you had a great weekend. We're FINALLY back....I did lots of tent wars and 'alexing too.
Latte
We have a chicken monkey at our house too. We try to catch him but he runs inside the downspout to hide.
Please be alert for any more alien action. they can be very stealthy with their evil deeds.
You sure had an action-packed weekend! The food report made my mouth water a little bit.
Great Idea Miles & Sammy!!!!
I will try to get Dolce in my backpack!!!!! -Scout
it sounds like you have an extra busy weekend! Chicken monkeys, ham and aliens! WOW!
you two meezers totally rock!!!
smiles, auntie bee
chicken-monkeys! are they tasty? they sound tasty! i haven;'t had ham for ages...maybe i need to have words with meowmie...xxx
Miles and Sammy, we see you got a header. We got one, too! We found an easy place to do it at, no photo shop needed. It's http://www.picnik.com It's free! And it has lots of cool effects!
Your FL furiends,
You had a furry good Labor Day at your house even if the futon wasn't there. Wow. Ham an' bacon an' more ham!
Poor chipmunk gettin' squished ... That sucks.
DMM
Hate to tell ya dude but dose foo-tahns nefur come back. Owr human uncle took Moms and it nefur returned. We'll be hoping it duz fur yoo but we don't give it a lot of hope. But at least yoo gotted HAM! Dat makes it fun.
~Beau Beau
Chicken-monkey!
Is is nice to eat?
Man, Miles, that weekend menu sounds AWESOME! I gotta get in on that brunch spread. That's weird about the alien convention--good thing Sammy was on it. The chicken-monkey story is like Coco's biggest fantasy come true: she stares at our trees, waiting for a dead squirrel to fall out.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Whoa!! That's a lot of stuff happenin'! So sad about the dead chipmunk...I would have like to make furriends with it. *drool*
~Donny
Even without your foo-ton, it sounds like a great weekend - well, not for the poor chicken-monkey...
Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
I really like your food report. Um can I come over for breakfast the next time you're given ham and cheese omlet and pancakes with maple syrup? I just think that sounds like the most delicious breakfast ever. My mom doesn't cook good breakfastes like that. Besides she's vegetarian so if she used ham it would be that fake stuff that can't taste good at all. Um I could bring bags of Temptation and cans of stinky goodness with me.
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