Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Guess what I eated?

MILES

So, last night I was hanging out on the couch and mommy comes in wif a plate wif some toast and somefing yummy smelling on it. she kepted saying that I could not haf any because flames would shoot out of my butt if i eated it. it smelled good though. so, when she was done and she putted the plate up on the table, i gotted up there and sniffed it and lickded it - i lickded and lickded and then she catched me and laffed and laffed and saided that she didn't want to be around me when i hadded to use the litterbox later. She finally tolded me that it was home made hot pepper jelly! she saided it hadded jalapeno, cayenne, hungarian hot and a little habanero pepper in it that she growed in her garden. she usded apple juice as the base and that is what smelled so yummy.
soooooooo, at about 2am i hadded to go potty. well, flames didn't shoot out of my butt, but mommy wokded up and there was tears in her eyes and she was gagging all the way to the litterbox to scoop it. serves her right for making somefing so yummy smelling.

42 comments:

Henry Helton said...

Your poor mommy! Good Job Miles!

Renee said...

Oh poor mommy meezer! I think I'll ask DH to bring her home one of the super duper gas masks they have at his work to send to her.

She's such a good mommy to put up with you boys.

Mom doesn't come here often (she can't afford to) so my stressing about it is totally worth it. Besides I really needed to get off my butt and do this anyway.

Lux said...

Omigoodness! Everyone around these parts eats all those hot things: chilis and such! I can't believe you had the nerve to *eat it!

Hopefully you've gotten that out of your system now (teehee) ...
Lux

Mickey said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Didn't yer tongue hurt?bet you won't get that again!!!HAHAHA!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

well i am laffin abowt dat!
meenwile, ar u hostin eric an flynn today? dey ar comin to vizit me tomorrow an i wuz lookin fer dem.
jus wunderin.
luv--jh

William said...

Gosh, that happens to my mom all the time now, thanks to Russell, who eats everything in sight and then blows up. Anyway, I bet you'd love New Mexican food, we have lots of yummy green chile!

Kimo & Sabi said...

WOWY - we're surprised flames didn't shoot out yer mouth!

Gemini said...

Oh Miles, I think you should have one of Baby Mao's Smelly Cat awards for that!

Tara said...

And you ATE that stuff??? Do you have an iron gut? I am impressed. I agree with Gemini, you can join Kavan in the Smelly Cat club!

Tara

michico*Adan said...

Wowwww.... that is hotttttt~!!! Are your tougue ok??

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Wow, Miles...I think I'm gonna nominate you for a Smelly Cat Award on Baby Mao's blog! ;)

~Casey
proud member of the Smelly Cat Club

Dragonheart said...

Oh my goodness! I can't believe you ate that Miles!!! Your poor mom, having to scoop the litterbox.

Daisy said...

PeeeeeYoooooo! That sounds very smelly! But if it tasted delicious, I think it was worth it.

Parker said...

Yup Miles, I think there is a club for that!

Ramses said...

Oh boy Miles you're one brave mancat eatin pepper jelly!

The Devil Dog said...

See, it was all her fault and she got what she deserved!

Roxy

good job. remind me not to lick a plate of THAT stuff.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Way to go Miles. It is just so funny to watch da mom gag while scooping da boks. Hope yoo din't burn yoor tung.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

ha ha ha stinky poo

Hot(M)BC said...

Um, I dunno what to say bout dat Miles. (I don't wanna make Mommy making snortin noises.) How bout I don't say nuffin an I just come ofur to play?
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Catzee said...

Hee hee hee!

Rascal said...

Hahahaha! Serves her right for keeping stuff in the house that Cats can't eat!

DEBRA said...

Miles

I fink yu and Ping must battle each otter furrs da stinkiest poops in da blogosphere. Efven Momma can smell PingPoop half way down da hallway when he goes. Ppppeeeeyewwwwww!!!

(I left my poop for Momma dis mornin on da kitchen floors...)

****wavin paws****
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs!

****blowin kisses****
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Purrs and Nosekisses
~Abby

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Great work Miles! It sounds pretty tasty and I'm glad you let it repeat and punish her for telling you no in the first place.

Latte

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

If she can't take care of her own dishes, she should know by now that you will! She deserved every fume.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oh, Miles! I like spicy stuff, too, but only a little at a time.
Dad says it's good that you're, uh, cleared out.
Your poor Mum!

Junior said...

Wow! I stay away from stuff like that! I'm glad you didn't have flames come out your butt..

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Our Mommy says the same thing to us when we try to eat the cajun food that Daddy makes. Now that you've experimented and nothing bad happened except the smell (no flames or nuffin), we are going to eat the shrimps out of the gumbo and etoufee!

Caesar and Princess said...

Hoo boy, hot pepper Jelly = hotttt pepper poopies. I hope your butt did not have any flames coming out of it.

We do love BBQ pork and BBQ chicken and BBQ ham and BBQ beefs


Happy day to our favorite meezer team

The Meowers from Missouri said...

izzat what beans mean when they say, "why, my dear, i had the vapors--the absolute vapors--when i saw what they put on the table!", an' then they fan themselfs vigorously?

Jimmy Joe said...

Wow--you are a very adventurous dude, Miles. I can't believe you had spicy poops.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Scout said...

I do not like spicy stuff; however, I do like to smell everything Mommy has on her plate in case she is having tuna… Or cheese, or steak, or chicken, or pizza, or eggs….

I’m getting hungry.

Tybalt said...

Way to go, Miles! My sister Ivy is the one in our house that does stinky poo. If she feels really frisky she flings it out of the litter box for mommy to find in the morning. Sometimes mommy doesn't say nice things about Ivy.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hahahahaah!!! Oh dear that is so funny!! Honestly, siamese cats will eat ANYTHING won't we??

i think you need to join Baby Mao's club! haha x

Tazo said...

I am glad to hear that flames did not shoot out of your butt. Good job on the stinkiness, though. hee hee

Tybalt said...

=^_^=

I might very well be a meezer! My mommy is not sure. I look like a seal point meezer, but I am missing half of my tail and am all fluffy. Mommy thinks I may be an American Bobtail, or just be a lynx point meezer mixed with something else. I certainly talk enough to be a meezer. I'm the king of chirps, trills, and late night yowls.

Irishcoda said...

ROFL, tell yr mommy next time be shur to finish it up herself, our beans eat up all their stuff & don't never have nuffin to share!

Fab five said...

Hoo-boy!!!! Stinkie poopz!! Hahahhahaha, I tink diz dezervez a speshul award: Da Hot Poopie Award!!!! :)

-Dr Tweety

Derby said...

Did she have to open the windows to get the air refreshed?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, Miles ... You are as adventurous as I am! Butt flames and the poop of doom/death are WORTH it!
DMM

meep said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk! i hope that your bottom is okay after eatin' that - just readin' 'bout it made me hafta drink some water!

my mom feels bad for your mom, but i'm in awe of you, Miles Meezer!

Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

HAHAHA.... serves your Mom right for not putting away that plate.

The Monsters

Max said...

Hahahahaha! I'm always being told that if I eat some things flames will shoot out my a$$. I really need to try harder to get to them, just for the Litterbox Effect.

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