Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES
Meezer Rule:
If you can't whap'em, snuggle'em
(PEE ESS: right after this pikshur, the little rat bit me, so I whapped him)
REVISED MEEZER RULE:
snuggle'em THEN whap'em

SAMMY
The whappage last night. It's kind of nice having a little brother. See, he was running around like a little psyko, so I got up on the table and whapped the "File Pile"
Whapping lesson:
Take advantage of your bean's being busy with other things, then whap whap whap!!

42 comments:

Derby said...

Oh you get to snuggle and whap with Bill? How nice. How is the little guy doing? He must not be infectious if your mum is letting you be together.

Hey Miles, there is a kittie for adoption at my shelter. His name is HAM!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles, you look a bit startled by that little cat looking up at you. But I agree he needed a good whap--especially if he thought about it first.

Mickey said...

Miles,I say you can't trust those youngsters!!! I always give Georgia & Tillie a wide birth,heehee
Sammy, super whappage!!! I like the way you guys think!! Hahahahaha
Purrs Mickey

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh Miles, how precious you and Baby Bill look together, snuggling! I am so happy that he has a loving home with you and your parents -- I can see sweet little Bill smiling!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Awwww, but he's so cute?

Renee said...

I think it's okay to whap if you've been bit...I'll check my kitty manners book for you later.
;o)

And whapping while bean is distracted is no fair!

Lux said...

That snuggling picture is so sweet! I'm not sure about the whapping, though! ;-)

Camie's Kitties said...

Sammy - that is some major whappage. Are you snuggling with Lil Bill yet?

Miles, you are right - it is okay to whap after you've been bit, but that is a very cute picture of the two of you.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Miles, that is such a sweet photo. :) We are glad you are getting along with Bill, even if you whapped him after (but since he bit you, he deserved it).

Sammy, thanks for the lesson! We engaged in some major whappage after our humans went to bed last night!

Parker said...

That first picture? It made my Mommy go "Squeeeeeeeeeee!"

DEBRA said...

Baby Bill

Yu are so koot snugglin up to Miles. Miles yu look like yur not sur what yu should do...until he tried to play wif yu. I fink whappin is OK if someone puts da bitey on yu. Sammy has taught me how to use da long paw of da law and I whap da heck outta Boo and Jinx and Ping and Gracie. Heck I whap em all wif Sammys help.

Good whapping whapmeezister.

***wavin paws***
Bye Baby Bill and Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy whapmeezister master!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring and devoted little furrilicous beauty
~Abby

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The Furry Kids said...

Heh heh

I'm loving these whapping lessons.

EG

Ramses said...

That seems like a good way to deal with a little brother! ;)

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

OK, you have a kitten in the house. A really cute one. You need to post SUPER CUTE WARNING alerts or my Meowmy is not going to be able to handle it.

Latte

The Furry Fighter said...

i have not been blogging for a few days - i HAD NO IDEA you had anew brovver! isn't he gorgeous :) will he be staying forever or until he gets better?

Hiya Bill, i loves your name xxx

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, snuggling with Bill. How cute. Just don't whap him too hard! After all, he is a baby and he is teething!

Junior said...

Miles you are being such a good big brother (for the most part).

Sammy-I figured out that I whap things with my tail...alot!

Hot(M)BC said...

Bill! Yoo are not allowed to bite my handsum Miles! Cuz I sed so! Or I'll hafta come ofur and whap on yoo sum too. (Maybe not too much cuz if we whaps yoo into infinity Meezer Mommy would prolly be upset.)
Sinseerly,
Sanjee

Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum Miles!
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Hot(M)BC said...

Whapmeister, that's a great whapping tip. I'll have to see what I can whap today while Mom is distracted with work. hehehe
Purrrrrrrs,
your whapping student Pepi

Nermal, Nico, Virgil, and Maggie said...

We all practice the "snuggle 'em then whack 'em" rule over here, ehehehe.

meep & Twizz & Bear said...

Love the snuggle/whap rule ... it IS a Meezer's right to change his mind as necessary! Seriously tho, glad to see you guys are gettin' along so well - sometimes it's furry nice to snuggle. Have fun guys!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

the snuggle picture looks so gentle, is is great the little fellow can trust after being homeless like he was.

Princess said...

Miles, you are a softie.
Sammy, you are just a busy kitty! this is a good hobby!

Sassy Kat said...

Congratulations to you two on your aCATemy Award, you are so deserving of it and it was a pleasure working with both of you two on the show. Looking forward to the next time we get a chance to work on another project.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sammy, we'z so acited. Thanks to yoor whapping lessons we cleared a whole bookshelf of cd's last night! Miles, if one of us bites another not only does da biter get whapped but chased and screamed at...den mommy gets involved and we all get in trouble.

Daisy said...

Oh, look at little Bill snuggling with Miles! That's too cute!

Tybalt said...

Miles, you and Bill are adorable all snuggled together.

Sammy, great whapping as always!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Oh we like those rules especially the one about whapping your brofur

Pet's are 4 Life said...

awwww, not-a-meezer is cute!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

great rule guys. In fact I am sure there is a way to blame the whapping incidents on Baby Bill, no? x

The Cat Realm said...

Funny!!!!
I believe you both won an aCATemy Award from Skeezix? Congratulations!!!
Karl

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Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Hi Miles,
You and Bill look so precious snuggling together! Our Mommy loves that picture :)

Sammy - Excellent whapping lesson today. Our Mommy has discovered that Rocky and Angeline have a similar whapping technique to the one Junior mentioned - lots of stuff can get whapped far and wide with a swish of their tails!! :)

Love and Purrs,
Rocky, Angie, & S'more xoxoxoxoxo

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

whatcha need is TWO kittens cuz then they put the bitey on each offur instedda you. you kin whap 'em anyway tho. i do.
Cocoa

Tesla said...

glad you got a bit of snuggling in, before you had to whap and be whapped.

meemsnyc said...

That is a cute cuddly photo. Too bad for the biting and whapping though!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Little brothers are good at doing the bitey thing ... I had to put up with both Sam and Simon! It is good that you snuggled first and then whapped him. You gotta train him Miles!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina

The Devil Dog said...

Sorry Bill bit you, but you whapped him, so I am sure he is learning the ropes. It is hard to know how to behave when you did not have a mommy to teach you.

Roxy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

okay i'm going to try that!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

ps: sarge still doesn't like it when i whap him in his sleep....

Victor Tabbycat said...

HEY, that File Pile gots a pictor of Skeezy! You was lookin fur that, rite?

A COURSE you gotta whap Bill if he bited you. You was bein nice; he was mean.

Forty Paws said...

Sammy, you furgot to menshun dat wid da little psyko ginger snap, u kin blame him fur all da whappin dat happens now!

Luf, Us

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