Sunday, March 09, 2008

ME Bill Sunday!

BILL

It's MEEEE Bill!! Sorry no pikshur, the lady is lazy.

Me wants to share things me has learned since I been here:

1. stinky goodness is good
2. pulling out plug to phone is bad
F. riding the meezer SAM like a horse is BAD
9. riding the meezer Miles is FUN
5. me not big enough to sleep in big person bed - me still has to sleep in big cage (but me has own foods and poop box there, and toys and bed and blankies).
J. ME LIKES HAM (this makes the meezer Miles nervous)
3. The lady is nice - i likes to bite her finners when she pets me
10. not drinking water makes the lady nervous (me drinks A LITTLE bit of water now)
!Q. my eye prollem makes the lady sad. but i is ok. I can see some out of one eye. it's ok lady!
8. me is hafing somefing called a HOO-HA-ECTOMY this week. me has NO idea what that is. the meezer Miles says it's something to do with my boy bits.
4. Me loves the blogging kitties (me wants my OWN blog but the lady says NO).

27 comments:

Lone Star Purrs said...

Sounds like you learned sum furry impawtant lessons this week!!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Sounds like you are learning the important things, Bill! But we think you need to drink more water because it's not nice to make the lady nervous ... we'd imagine she has enough on her mind with getting used to her new job!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Fat Eric said...

Sounds like you are doing fine, Bill! I don't drink much water either because now I have all stinky goodness and no dry food, I get most of the liquid I need from the stinky goodness. So don't worry about the water thing, just eat lots of stinky goodness. That's how my mum realised I had diabetes, when I suddenly started drinking gallons of water!

Um...about the hooha-ectomy, it's not the most fun thing but we mancats have all been through it. You'll be fine.

Samantha & Tigger said...

Oh Bill, you have learned a lot of cool things! But drinking water is very GOOD for you, so you must do that most importantly. It sounds like you are having a lot of fun, too!
Your FL furiends,

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you are getting furry smart bill! tell sammy i whapped sarge last night and he didn't wake up! just swatted a bit! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Kaz's Cats said...

Bill, it sounds like you're having a lot of fun and learning lots of new things. Try to drink some more water little guy, 'cos it's good for you, and it'll help your lady relax more. We're glad that you're over those nasty infections and can have your hoo-ha-ectomy - you'll be fine afterwards.

Purrs from your ginger buddies,

Gypsy & Tasha

P.S. Try to take it easy on Miles and Sammy, little guy, 'cos sometimes you just might not know your own strength.

Tesla said...

those are good tings yoo learneded.

I is proud of yoos.

Bills, i had a hoo-ee-ectomy once.

It wasna so bads.

I will be tinking of yoo! i send purrs and head butts.

Parker said...

Hey Bill, you learned how to count real good!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Bill I think those are very valid things to have learned. I imagine Miles will start having panic attacks if you eat the ham. You will have to find your own stash somewhere or risk the wrath of meezer miles! x

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Whap the Lady!
We want pictures of you Bill!

Daisy said...

Bill, you are learning lots of good and important things. And it looks like you are really getting the hang of counting, too!

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

we might suggest to put the bitey on the lady a bit for not giving us a pikshur of you handsum little guy!
(efun momma saided a litle bitey would be ok for this *hehe*)

Bill you are very smart and you learnt a lot of impawtant things - way to go boy and keep on going!

we love you!
(Sammy and Miles too of course!!)

don't worry about the hoo-ha-ectomy we've been through it and it's not too bad.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Bill, ya learned some good things already!

An we like yer creative use of numbers... ;)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoor learning all kinds of importint stuff. Don't worry about dat hoo-ha-ektomy it's kinda a rite of pasaje to mancathood.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You sound so happy there! It's tough to get a person to be a secretary for more than one blog. Gemini and I found that out! Enjoy sharing with Miles and Sammy.

Miles, drop by weekly when Zevo Calamari has his Honey Baked Ham delivery for my keeping Nubi. There's usually a few pieces to share.

Renee said...

Bill: I noticed the Lady added your picture to the slide show, so she hasn't been that lazy...besides, she must work to get you stinky goodness and water that you turn you ungrateful nose up at. LOL, just kidding.

glad you're doing well. Oh and you do need to share your blog with the meezers...otherwise they'll both be wanting their own blogs and then when will the lady ever get any rest.

Scout said...

Ham!! Be sure to share with Miles!

Good luck on your hoo-ha-ectomy!

Lux said...

Uh-oh ... I'm sure Miles *is nervous about you liking ham!!! My beans always put a little distilled or bottled water into our stinky goodness, just in case we're not drinking enough ...

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hi, Bill! So it's ok to ride Miles but not Sammy? I has to amember that fur the next party! :-)

All Moms get bizzy an don't seem to find time fur blogging sumtimes. It bannoys us, but it's sumfin we haf to up put wif. We'll be patient while yur mom adjusts to a new werk. I don't know why, but we haf to share our beans wif werk to keep us in HAM an Temptations. Luv an purrs!

zevo husssein calamari said...

You are doing better each day.
Sending healing purrs
xoxoxox

Angus said...

Billy-boy, you're doing a great job with learning your numbers and all the important parts of living the good life..and as for your hoo-ha's..well, just say "goodbye", Bill!

Derby said...

Learning life's lessons, always important! Good luck on your hoo-ha-ectomny. Everything will be OK.

Eric and Flynn said...

You're learning lots of new things fast. Don't worry about not having your own blog, we haf to share and it's ok. The hooha-ectomy is a doddle too so don't worry. All us mancats haf been through it.

The Devil Dog said...

Just make sure you don't eat all of Miles' ham, then you will get along great. We are glad you are learning new things. We know you don't mind about your eye, but my mom says she wants to chop chop whomever abandoned you. SHe gets that way sometimes.

Roxy

Artsy Catsy said...

Bill, you are such a quick study! ... well, you might want to work on your numbers a bit before your first Thursday 13! Don't worry about the hoohaectomy - we'll all be purring for you. It's a very important thing for you to get your hoo-has ectomied!

Rocky

Forty Paws said...

Yes, drink lots of water so that you don't get plugged or get crystals. Very important for boy cats to drink water. DRINK!!!!!!!! Don't worry about your boy bits. You don't really need them. It's not as if your brains are in them, like with bean boy bits....

Luf, Us

William said...

Bill, you are a little card! I think that Miles will share ham with you--he seems to have more fun with you.

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