Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tattletail Tuesday


I has to tattle on mommy today. On Friday, mommy was really sicky. She was in the kit-chen cutting some stuff for dinner, and she was using a GI-GOONDO knife, and she almost taked a HOOYGE chunk of her finger off wif the knife. So she said lots of werds on my bad werd list (and Billy was taking notes, I hadded to tell him we're not allowed to say those werds) and covered her finger wif some white stuffs. Then she started making dinner again, and she cut her THUMB wif the knife. and she saided more werds on my bad werd list. So she hadded to bandge up anofer finger. Then she dropped a glass in the sink and it broked, and she cute ANOFER finger on the glass. So, a lesson to all beans, when you're sick and dizzy and can't see strait, DON'T USE KNIFES!!

Mommy is feeling some better. Her voice comes and goes but she sounds better. My eye is still very icky and I has to go back to the v-e-t at 7:30 wednesday night. PHOOEY



Renee said...

I agree. Sick people should not play with knives!!! LOL!

Please help your mommy to get better.

hello & mimmy said...

your poor mommy. i hope you gave her lots of purrs and kisses so she felt better.

Derby said...

Yep when you is all icky stay away from dangerous stuffs. Knives, driving the car, giving kitties medicine.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Wow, she's brave! My sissy Meowmy ran to the ER when she cut ONE finger. I hope your eye is better Miles!!


Junior said...

I am so sorry your Mommy had such a rough time with the knife!

And I am sorry you have to go back to the v-e-t! But that is better than losing your eyesight.

We will continue purraying that all of you get well soon!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Happy Birthday Daddy-O!! We hopes that your Daddy has a great birthday!

Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

y'all be furry nice to mommie, okay?

smiles, auntie bee

meemsnyc said...

Oh no, I am sorry to hear that your mommy was sick and that she cut her fingers! Hope she feels better!

Adan*Michico said...

Happy Birthday to your daddy~!!!!

And hope your mommy's condition could be better!!

Mickey said...

Miles,hide the knives from your Mom or she won't have any fingers left to open your stinky goodness!!
I am happy yo hear she is getting better, but I am sorry about your eye Miles. I will keep purring for you!!!

Purrs Mickey

Hot(M)BC said...

We will tell Mommy notta use knifes! They's dangerous!
Happy Purrthday Meezer Daddy! We's purrin yoo gets a grate jobby for your purrthday!
Alla Us

I's sorry yoo gotta go to the v-e-t agian Miles. I'll bring ofur anofur ginormous bottle of water to help yoo prepare pawperly. I hope yore eye feels all way better reely soon.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Max said...


MoMo said...

Poor Mommy! She is entitled a week off for all her injuries! Purrs and headbutts to her.

Happy Purrfday to your Daddy!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Miles! I hope your Momma feels better and that her finger is better to!

Happy Birthday to your Dad! I will purr for him to get a really really good birthday present!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy Birfday to Meezer Dad! Gosh, we neffur knew dat dem nives could be so danjerus in a sick beans hands. Gosh, hope dey can fix yoor icky eye! We'll purr fur it.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Some HAM would make you, . . . er,. . . yer mom, feel better.

The Cat Realm said...

Happy Birthday to your Dad!
And we hope your mom and your eye will get better fast!!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Happy purrfday to your dad.
Yikes keep your mum away furrom knives, she needs all her fingers furr opening your stinky goodness. We hope she feels better soon. We hope your V E T visit isn't too bad. Maybe he'll give you diffrunt gloopy stuff furr your eye that works better furr you.

Parker said...

No sharp things around sick Mommy! I am sorry that your eye is still all goopy, that's terrible too!
But, I really hope your Dad has a good birthday and that something wonderful happens soon!

DEBRA said...

I am sorry yu hasta go back to da V-e-t but he is gonna git yur eye all well. It sounds like yu needs to take yur Mommie to da V-e-t...we sur hope she is feelin better. But take da knives away frum her, OK?

**wavin paws**
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

***blowin kisses***
Bye to my sweet handsome cuddly floofy cocoa puffs

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel gurl

PEE Ssssss

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Your poor mom! :( Sorry to hear you have to go back to the vet. Sending healing purrs out to you and your mom.

Happy Birthday to your dad! We hope he has a great day!

topcatrules said...

Your poor mother! I hope you are all being good for her! :)

Isis said...

I fink you need to take your Mommy to the V-E-T tonight, iffen she's still in once piece by then that is! ;)

Princess said...

Oh gosh... I think the three of you should co-operate and get rid of that killer knife!
I hope your mom gets better and her wounds get better too


The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, dear! poor meezer mom!! youse guys better hid alla sharp stuff until she's all healed up an' not sicky anymore. our mom's still deef in her left ear an' half-deef inna ofur one from her sickies. we're hafin' fun wif that! but your poor mom-you needa just purr on her lots. we sends her lotsa purrs!

happy purrthday, meezer dad! we hopes you gets a big, juicy job for your bran' new year!!

milesy, dear mancat--we hopes you gets your eye fixed up just fine. sometimes these things take a while, like our mom's ear. it'll be better, but later on. . .

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

We think you should keep your Mommy away from that bad knife at all costs. Cutting herself like that had to hurt!! We hope your eye gets better soon too. And last but not least, Happy Purrfday Sammy, Miles and Bill's Daddy!!

jenianddean said...

Happy Birthday Meezer dad!!!!

And no, moms should not use knives when they are sick and dizzy. I hope you all gave your mom tons of love. Three cut fingers - UGH!

We are sending you healing purrs for your little eye!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Animals with Opinions said...

wow that sounds dangerous. i hope you kept your distance. i agree with your mom about goat cheese, it is delicious. when we get our girl goat my human says she will make me some cause she is already in milk. she said i can have goat milk too. it is very good for me. i'm looking forward to her arrival! so your mom has a potty mouth? mine does too. i smacked her one day and she started laughing. i told her she shouldn't talk like that around us young ones. she said she would try not to. haha i have so much control over her. it helps to be cute!


thanks for visiting us. we're posting pics of the 2 kittens today to show that you shouldn't kill kitties born with deformed back legs cause they can get better!

Artsy Catsy said...

Happy Purrthday, Miles' & Sammy's Daddy!! You guys better keep a close eye on your mommy until she feels better and don't let her play with sharp objects or run with scissors!

Rocky & staff

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, your poor momma with all of her fingers all wrapped up. I hope she can make your daddy a nice birthday dinner without using knives. I'm sorry your eye is still icky, Miles.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Your mom would have been safer in bed! Hope she is okay.

We hope you have a good vet visit and are doing better.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Tell mom to stick to cereal when she's sick. It's less dangerous!
Be good at the vet, maybe you just need a stronger dose of what every you are taking for it.
Happy Birthday to the Meezer Dad. Has he met Bill yet???

PB & J said...

Oh yeah - we agree, no knives for sick beans! We're glad Meezer Mom is feeling better.

Happy Purrthday Meezer Dad!

Snickers said...

Happy Purrrrthday to your Daddy Bean! We will make a purthday ith he gets a good jobbie. ~Queen Snickers

The Furry Kids said...

We hope your mom's fingers feel better. And that your eye gets better soon, too. Sorry to hear about the V-E-T. That stinks.


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

how scary - we're glad her fingers are still attached! keep the knives away from her. what was she doing with knives anyway? don't sick people usually eat crackers or soup outta a can? we sure hope your mommy gets all better furry fast and plus we wanna say HAPPY PURRTHDAY MEEZER DADDY!

Omnibus Driver said...

Miles, please tell your mommy I'm very, very sorry she's not feeling well. I'm keeping her in my thoughts and prayers.

Big hugs and a kiss between the ears each to you, Billy and Sammy.

Fat Eric said...

Poor mum! Hope her fingers are feeling better. My mum bled this weekend too but that was because I stuck a claw in her earlobe, heh heh.

Happy purrthday to your dad!

Forty Paws said...

Happy Purrfday Daddy!!! Good luck with finding a wonderful job!

We sure hope your Mommy gets to feeling better very soon. It must not be fun to drive 80 miles when she is so sick!

Luf, Us

Mr. Echo said...

Im still nursin my own sick Mommy, thanks for the warning to keep her from the nivz. What if she dropped one on me! Sounds like your peeple reely need you guys. Feel bedder soon!


THE ZOO said...

Happy Birthday to Sammy, Miles & Billys daddy.

Tara said...

Oh, your mom needs to stay out of the kitchen for a while! I hope your eye gets better soon Miles.

Happy Purrfday to your Dad!


Alexi said...

We is so sorry about yur mommie. We wants a copy of your bad werds list. Hope she's bedder. Happy purrfday to daddy!

Camie's Kitties said...

We think all three of you should sit on your mommy next time so she can't get out of bed to the kitchen. Shame on her for putting your lives in danger - after all, if she seriously hurts herself, who will take care of you. We hope your Mom heals quickly and doesn't hurt herself again.

Happy Birthday Meezer Daddy!!!!!

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

China Cat said...

Oh my goodness, Willow and I were so sorry to hear about all the knife mishaps your mommy had today! And, we really hope that your daddy ended up having a terrific purrthday!!!

Purrrrrrrrrrs, China Cat

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Happy Birthday to your daddy!

We hope your moms fingers are better and that her head is feeling better too.