Monday, April 14, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report- and it's HAPPY!!

MILES

Here is the Miles Report for today:

1. the GOOD NOOS report: We just gotted the noos the MuShue, Lilly Lu and Iris are OK!!! They was hiding in their 'partment all scairt. WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!

2. The Food Report: There was HAM, SAUSAGE, CHICK-HEN, and HAM last week. Also, Sheba and tem-tay-shuns. (I discovered that I does not really like the all natural tem-tay-shuns. But Billy will eat them after I spit them out).

3. The Foo-ton Dude report: The foo-ton dude was here this weekend. We hadded fun. Billy likded him too. but, he hadded to leave and go back to the foo-ton 'acause he's 'lerjik to cats and his eyes was all swelled up and he was wheezing and could not breathe. But we loves him anyway.

4. Here's Sammy wif the Alien Report:
SAMMY: The aliens have not been around lately. The backyard has been quiet and I haf not had to run in circles around the living room to alert mommy of alien presence.

5. The Health Report: My left eye is gooey again. Billy sneezed out a 2 foot long green booger yesterday, so he will haf to go to the v-e-t and get shot. Sammy is unaffected by goop or boogers. I will prolly haf green boogers soon too. Because Billy will not leave me alone.

6. Here is the Billy Report by Billy:
BILLY: Me likes foo-ton dude. Me loves Miles. Me loves FOODS. Me eats lots and lots and lots. Me is weezy and can't breafe. Maybe Me is 'lerjik to foo-ton dude!!! Me might haf to visit my friends at the v-e-t. YAY! Me likes the v-e-t. Me still thinking about calling the lady mommy.

I hope you enjoyed the Miles Report

34 comments:

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

A TWO FOOT LONG BOOGER!!!! Yikes!!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

yes, darling miles, we liked the miles report. you did furry well!!

we hopes that all boogers an' sneezes an' goopiness goes away soon for efurrybody!!

it's too bad that the foo-ton dude has that prollem. apparently, he is not completely coo-coo like our mom--she is lerjic to us, an' here she is! maybe he can get shots to make him less lerjic? (they doesn't work for our mom, so she just washes her hands lots, an' sneezes.)

DK & The Fluffies said...

Ewwwwww boogies

DaisyMae Maus said...

Miles ... That was an excellent an' furry informative report. Was Billy able to snuff the two-foot booger back up his nose? Mom had a student named Henry (very special needs student) who was mentally nicknamed "Bungee Boogers" 'cuz of that unique talent.

Yay! Lilly Lu, Mu Shue Pooh, an' Iris are safe!!!

Have fun at the v-e-t ... I suggest targeted flatulence.

DMM

Sassy Kat said...

This is much better news than the news the mom and dad of the house watch on fox. The best story was the one letting us all know that the kitties are found and back to Laura after that terrible fire in their apartment building.

Derby said...

Loved the report Miles. But a two foot long???? really?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The first news is so good. I hope that perhaps now that you are happy again your eye will ungoop.?

Renee said...

I'm sooooo happy the kitties were found and are okay!

I hope that Miles and Billy get better soon (I almost said fixed, but they already are!)

Camie's Kitties said...

What an informative report Miles. We hope that you and Billy get better soon. We are glad that you all had a good visit with the foo-ton dude and are sorry that he didn't bring his foo-ton with him.

Have a good week.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Max said...

Whoa...those are the same kinda boogers Buddah had. Most disgusting and gross.

You can send me those Temptations, BTW. I think they're yummy.

The Cat Realm said...

Oh yes, we sure did enjoy this great report!!!! We just hope Sammy and Billy's health will get better soon!
Please be so kind to come by our blog, there is a party invitation and an award for you!
Karl

Parker said...

That's a lot of booger!
I never knew your Daddy was 'lerjik to you guys. What a bummer!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Great report, Miles! We are very glad that Mu Shue, Lilly Lu and Iris are safe! Sorry that your eye is goopy again, and that Billy has boogers. We hope you both feel better soon. Sending lots of healing purrs your way!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Sammy, we think the aliens are actually there and causing the two-foot long boogers, goopy eyes and Foo-ton Dude's allergies, and worst of all, they've probably infiltrated the Tempations so you wouldn't like them anymore.... Really, think about it.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Great report Miles....we kinda have headaches from partying so much last night!

Mickey said...

Great report Miles!! Sorry about your eye and Bill's super boogers, ewwwwww!!!!!!
I have heard that Natures Miracle makes some stuff your Mom can put on your coat to reduce allergies!
Aliens in the backyard?!!! Keep an eye on them Sammy!!!
Good luck at the Vet,I'll be purring for you :)
Purrs Mickey

DEBRA said...

Miles
Dat wuz a grate reeport. Whoa Billy yu gotta go back to yur furiend at da Vet's... we hopes yu will be ok furry soon.

Sammy me finks dat yu is keepin all da aliens away frum yur home, dey is afraid of da big whapper.

***WAVIN PAWS***
Bye Miles
Bye Billy

***Blowing kisses***
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

Your adoring little tuxie gurl
~Abby

Eric and Flynn said...

Two foot of boogers??? Miles you better watch out or you could get tied up by boogers. We hope your eye and Billy Boogers are soon better.
That wuz the greatest noos about Mushue, Lilly Lu and Iris.

FrecklesandDeb said...

What a wonderful report, Miles. You are full of news!
Yea for MuShue, Lilly Lu, and Iris! They are very brave kitties indeed! We are happy that they made it out okay!
Sorry that foo-ton dude is allergic to you guys! What a bummer! (And what a booger! Wow, that is a long one!)

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Miles, our bean sister has a battery operated booger sucker for our bean nephew Tyler! Maybe you should get one of those for Bill. And that eye has to start getting better soon so we can stop worrying about you!
Sammy, we have never seen aliens! What do they look like???
Billy, you like everything and everyone! Even the v-e-t! Wow!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Junior said...

I bet that was one skeery booger! I hope all of you don't get sick!

I am sorry the foo-ton dude had to leave. I hope something can be done about his allergies.

Ramses said...

It sounds like a great weekend all in all! :) Billy it's good to know who your Mommy is and call her by name lots! I know exactly who My Mummy is and I call her at 4am for a loving every day! :)

Daisy said...

Thanks for a most excellent report. Except the boogery part. That was funny.

The Furry Kids said...

This was a very informative report. I'm sorry Sammy has a gooby eye again. We hope it feels better soon. We hope Bill's wheezing gets better too.

Love,
Tazo

Angus said...

I'd like to be all mature and esoteric and especially mature about your report, Miles, but GAKKKKKKK!!!

A two foot long booger-oh! EWWWWWW! Yech!

The Crew said...

Thank you for that fine report, Miles.

Bill, I advise you definitely start calling your lady "Mom". They seem to like it a lot and it will mean more kisses, pats & scritches for you.

George

PB & J said...

Mommy's allergic to us, but she just picks each one of us up every day and rubs her face all over it and says it's waaaayyy better than an allergy shot!

Excellent report Miles! Sounds like a good weekend (except for the booger part, that was less excellent:-)

TT said...

No aliens - good
going to v-e-t - bad
2 feets lonng boogie - priceless!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

TWO FOOT LONG? It must haf been like da best art when it came owt!

PrincessMia said...

Brilliant reports all around!

The Devil Dog said...

That was an entirely interesting, informative and way too descriptive news report, Miles. We emjoyed it very much. Except for the boogers. Mom calls them nose gookies.

Roxy

Victor Tabbycat said...

Miles, we like the all nat Temptations efun better than reglar, but they's also slightly bigger. Bestest of all was salmon Temptations sent frum a furiend in Ingland. The ingredients was diffrint an they was AMAZING.

HotMBC said...

Miles, I's happy to go party hoppin wif yoo! I'll purr to make yore eye better too. I hope yoo don't gets huge green boogers.
Purrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

muffinmidi said...

I'm sorry Miles and Billy are sick again. I hope the vet makes them feel beter fast.Your daddy should go to the human vet about his allergies.
About the boogr- ICK

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