Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

So, it's Meezer Rule Wednesday again! Want to know what my rule is? Pushing your little brother's head into the water dish will get you yelled at. Even if he WANTED me to do it. Really Mom, he WANTED me to do it! You KNOW how freaky he is with water. Why don't you believe me?


SAMMY

I have discovered an entirely NEW form of whapping that has just amused me to NO END this week. It's called GHOST whapping. This is where you whap AT your human, barely touching them on a bare spot on their arm, or their neck or some part, when they are not looking. This will make them feel like they have bugs crawling on them and totally freak them out. It's AWESOME.

29 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sammy i just did that to sarge and he didn't say anything but he got up and got in the shower. (he already had a shower!) har har har har har har har

i learn so much from you!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoox

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Miles,

I believe you.

Sammy,

I think I'll try that one on my pet human. Ghost whapping....excellent. Maybe you could get a photo and upload it to LOLCats as one of the invisible photos.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Miles,

I believe you too

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah Miles, we beleeve yoo, Billy haf got a weerd thing going with water...and Sammy, we is gonna try dat ghost whapping thing. Sadie already tickles da back of mom and dad's knees wif da tip of her tail. It's fun to watch dem try to get da "bugs" off...

FrecklesandDeb said...

Miles - you are so right. But, even if Billy asked you to, you still should have just said no.

Sammy - Ghost Whapping -- who knew!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Miles, we believe you, we really do!! Ghost whapping sounds like loads of fun, Sammy! We think we'll start with our Nana, she's the easiest one to freak out so she can be our starter ghost whap!

ML said...

Ghost Whapping... Wow.
Leave it to you, Sammy. Purrfect.
Love,
KC

DEBRA said...

Hey Miles we all believe yoo too. Billy Sweet Feets lubs da water...We fink maybe he has fins udder his furrs...


Sammy yoo comes up wif da gratest iders...I will hafta to try dis out on Momma...

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy

Boo
Ping
Jinx
and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet kindhearted handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman...

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring little baby princess
Abby

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles, don't drown my Billy SweetFeets!!!

Sammy, wow....a new form of whapping...impressive.

::Hi SweetFeets...how are you going today::

Love, Auntie Deb

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Seriously I mean he is weird with water!!

Latte

HotMBC said...

Miles, I beleeves yoo. Billy does liketa get in water.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Sammy, dude, that's a great new whapping technique. I'll have to try it on Mom. Fanks!
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Eric and Flynn said...

We beeleev you to Miles, but now we're going to try Sammy's ghost whapping.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Hmm stuffing your siblings head in the water dish.... "Here Renna puppy!" ~Queen Snickers

Cheysuli and gemini said...

But then you have to tell them you are whapping the invisible bugs!!!!

Purrageous Pirates said...

We totally believe that Bill wanted his head in the water. We have one of those obnoxious kittens too and sometimes they just have to do weird things (innocent looks and nods) - Captain Jack and Dante

BILLY! Me wanna play in water too! PLAYPLAYPLAY in water!!! NOW!!! - Fagin

Tybalt said...

Wow, Sammy! I am definitely going to have to try out the Ghost Whapping.

Miles, I totally believe you. Everykitty knows how Billy is about water.

~Tybalt

BILLY! Let's PLAY! I like digging in the water bowl! I digdigdigdig when I get excited and get all wet and then I run around the yard and get all muddy and then I come in and run around the living room and jump on mommy and get everything muddy!!! It's FUN!!!! You wanna try?

~Dana

Junior said...

Miles, I bet Billy wanted to play in the water.....not be almost drowned.

Sammy, Ghost Whapping sounds like tons of fun!

Earl Grey said...

Miles, I know that he wanted you to push him into the water.

Sammy, I am loving this. The Mom is a freak about bugs. This should work like a charm. Especially if she's just dozing off...

EG

Daisy said...

Cool! I want to try Ghost Whapping myself!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

You two are so funny! Ghost whapping does sound totally fun!

I think my mom would probably yell at me if I dunked my brothers head in the water...even if he did ask for it...so, I won't try that one.

muffinmidi said...

You know what's even more fun? Ghost licking. You come up behind an unsuspecting human and lick them. The rough and moist feel of your tongue makes them screech and jump into the air.

PB 'n J said...

Oh Mommy gets all skreetchy when she thinks there's a bug - I've got to try the Ghost Whapping!

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, of course Billy wanted you to dunk his head. He loves water. All of us believe you - so should your mom.

Sammy - Miss Jade is great at the ghost whapping with her tail. Mom isn't used to long haired kitties, and gets freaked out when something brushes her arm and it just turns out to be Miss Jade's floof.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Mr. Echo said...

OOh, good idea. I like sneeking up on Mommy and this is a grate new way to skair her.

Oh, Billy I dont think yoo is gettin fat at all. Trooth be told I got a littel furchin goin on but I'm a purrfectly fit 13 pounds. And I think yoo is gonna haff yur choice of girlcats.

Forty Paws said...

Wow! Those are so totally pawsum!

Luf, Us

William said...

I thought that's what little brothers were for!

Mickey said...

Sammy that is great!!!!!! It helps that Mom is parenoid about bugs too!!We never had so many living in the city. Now we are outside the city with ...bugs!!
Purrs Mickey

The Devil Dog said...

Ohhhh, that's mean and evil. But so much FUN! I shall have to try it.

Roxy

Angus Mhor said...

Woo-Hoo! Ghost-Whapping..I'm gonna try it right now!

Ewww, Eww, what was that?

heh, heh, heh.

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