Monday, October 27, 2008

Not So Happy Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

The Miles Report for today:

The What the heck did you do to my eye report: Mommy was trimming my claws of doom yesterday and one piece of my nail wented FLYING at WARP SPEED into my right eye!!!

The I Told you I am scairt of anything resembling medical treatment report: So then she tried to look in my eye to see where it was - in the corner near my nose. Then she looked like she was trying to stick her finger in my eye.

The I'm sorry I peed on your leg report: Remember that I pee on you and the v-e-t whenever anyone tries to do something to me? I'm very sorry and 'barassed that I peed on your leg. I gotted scairt that you was going to poke me and hert me.

The Oh No You're NOT going to take me to the 'mergency v-e-t report: Know why? you can't FIND me.

The weather report - by Sammy
Thunder!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOTS OF THUNDERS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH. I'll be making shur that Miles doesn't pee on anything again.

The Foods Report: So, I gotted HAM for my eye issues. We hadded home made sausages for brekfest too. they was good.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

39 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

I think it is ok to pee on the mom if she is trying to rip your eye out.

The Whiskers and Purrs Gang said...

Oh Miles! Maybe you should let your mommy take you to the VET if your eyeball is hurtin'...and...it is absotootly a-okay to pee on your mommy inna sichewation like this.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers and Purrs Gang

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Miles dood you are so brave, even with the pee thing going on. You were within your cat rights to let it flow. Our mom is used to getting peed on, the guinea pigs do it all the time. They have teeny bladders.

William said...

I agree with DK & the Fluffies!
At least you got ham out of it.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hope you are okay, Miles. That must have been scary. Perhaps you won't have to go to the vet?

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Oh NO! Ouchies! I iz lucky Momma does not trim our nails, coz the falls off anyways, like shark teefs they are :)
My Momma is always poking in the corner of our eyes, she is always checking for eye boogers she hates them hehe
I am glad that it turned out ok and did not hurt you :)

Homemade sausages nnnnmmmmnnnn

V-V

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Miles that sounds horrible. Good for you for not being found though--that's my best advice.

Max said...

Miles, doood, peeing was entirely justified! Be proud! And I hope your eye is ok. If you HAVE to go to the stabby place, pooping is all right, too...

Parker said...

Oh Noes! Poor Miles! I hope your eye is OK now!

goldenshade said...

That sounds painful. Hope your eye is alright. Peeing is alright too, in that situation.

Purrs Goldie and Shade

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Look at the bright side, Miles. Now you have the Eye of Doom!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

OH NO! Yoo gots an OWIE in yur eye! Dat hurts. I hope da HAM made up for it.

Mickey said...

I'm glad your Mom didn't poke your eye out tryin' to fix it!!!! Heehee
Purrs Mickey

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh my! you deserve a LOT of ham! that was scary...

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo

DEBRA said...

Miles is yur eye fing OK?
I knoo hows yoo feels bout them sharp claws of Mom comin at yur eye, Mom did dat to me yessterday to git dis black junk outta my eye. I has to eat it when she does dat dough.
We hopes dat yoo is OK at least yoo got sum gud foods.

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy

Boo,Ping,Jinx,and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
~Abby

cheryl said...

oh, sweetie miles--how is yer eyeball now?? we hopes the hams made it all better! we nefur believed in that "put a steak on yer eye when you get socked"; foods work much better when applied internally!!

love & purrs,
the meowers

Ariel said...

"Oh" Poor Miles(Hug).I peed on the vet once too yet he started it :)

Dana said...

Hope your eye is all better now Miles!! We don't blame you for peeing!
~The Creek Cats~

Tybalt said...

Don't feel bad, Miles. Sometimes a mancat just has to pee, and being afraid that you are going to be hurted is a great reason to let the bladder go.

~Tybalt

BILLY!!!!!!!! DISCOFEVER!!!!!!!

~Dana

Robyn and HotMBC said...

OH NO! Are you ok Miles????
I'm coming RITE OFUR!
zzzzzzzooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm

Um, that was Sanjee of course. We all hope your eye is ok now, Miles. Btw, peeing on anyone sticking fingers in your eye is just the right thing to do. Sammy, just avoid the thunders eh, unless it's thundering herds of elephants.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Katie and Da Katz said...

Hi Sammy n Miles

Tanks so much for repurrtin bout Spunky goin to da Rainbow Bridge. Mawmee was too sads to say much bout his passin...

Now she's got tears of joy frum all da kitties n beans dat left comments.

Tank u!

Katie Too

Junior said...

Oh Miles.....how traumatic! I wouldn't apologize for the peeing....sounds like to me it was well deserved!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Miles, we sure hope your eye will be okay, and the peeing incident, well that was just unavoidable considering the circumstances. But at least you got ham to make you feel better ... yay!!!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

The Furry Kids said...

Miles, I might have done the same thing in your situation. At least you got ham.

Sammy, we got lots of rain, but no thunder.

Happy Monday to you guys!

EG

The Island Cats said...

Whoa! We're glad that you at least got some ham and sausages for all the trouble you went through with the eye thing.

Daisy said...

This is more proof that you should NEVER get your clawrs trimmed!

Kellykat said...

Excellent report as always!
-Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar

Kellykat said...

Excellent report as always!
-Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar

snowforest said...

Ooh that was scary Miles - any kitty would've done the same - hope you are well now..sending healing purrs..

Camie's Kitties said...

Poor Sammy, we hope your eye is all better, and that the ham helped to make up for it. We hope that you don't have to go to the scary V-E-T.

Miles - what's thunders? We don't get that often enough out here to know.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

PB 'n J said...

Miles, we're pretty sure that a little pee is a totally fair trade for your Mom trying to pluck you eyeballs out or taking you to the emergency v-e-t!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sounds like yoo hadded a craptacular weekend. We agree, it's acceptable to pee on anyone trying to rip yoor eyeballs out!

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, that sounds like a bunch of no fun! We understand about your peeing on your mom (and the vet). We hope your mom wasn't too upset with you. We are glad you got ham. Did your mom get the nail out of your eye?

Roxy

Noner said...

Oh no! We hope you have a better tuesday.

--Rattitude

Princess said...

What a terrible day, what a terrible week-end!

I think peeeing on your mom was well deserved. I hope tomorrow is a much better day

purrrrs

Sweet Praline said...

Is your eye okay? What a bad weekend you had! I am sure your mom can forgive you for the peeing incident in this situation.

Tesla & Hansel said...

hope your eye is better!

- one time i pooped on mommeh acaz i waz so scairt of loud grass sucky machines outside!-


--tesla

Keisha said...

U could works for CNN.

FrecklesandDeb said...

We're glad you at least got ham for all of your misery! (And homemade sausages as well!)

The ebil v-e-t

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