Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

BILLY SWEET FEETS
Dear Mom Lady Person
ME cannot hear you
See, my ears is plugged
ME cannot hear you yell at me to stop tossing stuff into the tub
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop teasing Sammy
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop biting Miles
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop PLAYPLAYPLAYing
the only thing ME can hear is the werd "brekfest"

38 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hmmm, billy i think you have the same thing as sarge, it's called convenient hearing.

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo

michico*Adan said...

Very very smart, Billy~!
I bet no one could bother you right now!

Renee said...

Typical! I don't know how your mom puts up with you boys.

THE ZOO said...

sownds lyk yoo hafeing a gud tyme Billy.

Kelly Cat said...

Poor persecuted Billy... why is everybody always picking on you?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Breakfast? Someone said breakfast in your house? Then it must be breakfast in my house, even if I just had dinner two hours ago! BREAKFAST!

Cory said...

Oh Billy, your ears are like my doggie Grete's ears...they only work some of the time!

GRRRETA said...

It sounds to me like your hearing is perfect.

Tara said...

Billy, you are getting so big! And so smart!

Tara

Max said...

And really, why would you want to hear anything BUT "brekfast?" MAybe "dinner" but that's about the only things worth paying attention to.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Billy, you really are a mess o' somethin!

Isis said...

Billy that is because you are a mancat and not a ladycat who can hear words like "your lovely", "Beautiful", "pretty", "gorgeous" and many more too! ;)

Purrs,
Isis
x

Parker said...

Breakfast was the only word that was worth hearing there!

Dana said...

Billy, you are very clever!
~The Creek Cats~

The Island Cats said...

Billy...mom says you got selective hearing...but what does she know?

DEBRA said...

Oh Billy SweetFeets yoo r juss being a big boycat!
*woo hoo*
We juss got backs on da innernets..cuz we don't have nuffin but what Momma says is dyalups at home and we can't do nuffin so she juss wont even turn da compoddle on at homes. WE juss saw yur Bad Kitties Cat...woo hoo we fought yoo did a fancatisctal jobbie.

Pssssstttt we gotta secrit we is gonna git hi speed innernets at home furry soon...
*woo hoo*
Momma will help us fly down the innerenets at hi speeds....

woooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeee

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweet Feets
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet super handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman...

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
~Abby

Tybalt said...

OHMYGOSH!
BILLY!
RIGHT ON!!!!!!

~Dana

Purrageous Pirates said...

BILLY! Can you hear this? PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW BILLY NOW!!! PLAY!!! Come on Billy! Stop laying around and let's PLAY!!!!!!! - Fagin

Daisy said...

BILLY! I PLAY TOO! WE ALL PLAY!!!!!Play and play and play and PLAY!
Harley

The Furry Kids said...

Breakfast *is* the most important meal of the day. Lunch and dinner, too. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Oh my, Billy sweet feets!!! I have to say that you are way too cute with your paws over your ears! I think some of the kitties here have that selective hearing thing too! ;o)

Forty Paws said...

Brekfest ist good.

Luf, Us

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

You pass our hearing test.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I wish I could only hear good words. The LL yelled at me this morning because I was on the counter. Yelling makes me sad.

Kaze

Junior said...

That's about all we hear too!

Meowm wants to grab you up and hug you....she just loves your stripeys!

zevo hussein calamari said...

We have retained a lawyer....if you need to use him...you are tortured at that house..poor dear.

Clover said...

Hi Billy! I understand what you mean...selective hearing is what I use too!
Love Clover xo

Robyn and HotMBC said...

Yoo mean you can't hear the word "dinner" or "treats"???? Wow, yoo needs a vet FAST!!!


Pssst. Miles, now that I's here at yore house yoo can sneek up on the treets and Billy will nefur heer it. hehehe

Shadow / Molly said...

When it involves food, we are SO there! But then so is dat woofie Jake! Billy brekfest is a good start to a day!

Camie's Kitties said...

We think the only words you need to hear are breakfast, dinner, treats, and play. The rest can just be ignored.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We tell mom alla time dat yelling makes us deaf. She don't yell as much as dad tho...wonder why dat is.

Derby said...

Selective deafness!

Mickey said...

Great job Billy!!! Now all you have to do is learn how to say "lalalalala"
Heeheehee
Purrs Mickey

DaisyMae Maus said...

Selective hearing is a cat's prerogative, Billy! Keep it up!
DMM

DK & The Fluffies said...

And dinner. We also can hear dinner.

The Devil Dog said...

That works for us, Billy.

Roxy & Lucky

Isis said...

i do that sometimes too billy. I do too.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Billy, You have the worst case of selective hearing we've ever heard of. But, hey, if it works, milk it for all it's worth!

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!