Dear Mom Lady Person
ME cannot hear you
See, my ears is plugged
ME cannot hear you yell at me to stop tossing stuff into the tubME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop teasing Sammy
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop biting Miles
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop PLAYPLAYPLAYing
the only thing ME can hear is the werd "brekfest"
37 comments:
hmmm, billy i think you have the same thing as sarge, it's called convenient hearing.
smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo
Very very smart, Billy~!
I bet no one could bother you right now!
Typical! I don't know how your mom puts up with you boys.
Poor persecuted Billy... why is everybody always picking on you?
Breakfast? Someone said breakfast in your house? Then it must be breakfast in my house, even if I just had dinner two hours ago! BREAKFAST!
Oh Billy, your ears are like my doggie Grete's ears...they only work some of the time!
It sounds to me like your hearing is perfect.
Billy, you are getting so big! And so smart!
Tara
And really, why would you want to hear anything BUT "brekfast?" MAybe "dinner" but that's about the only things worth paying attention to.
Billy, you really are a mess o' somethin!
Billy that is because you are a mancat and not a ladycat who can hear words like "your lovely", "Beautiful", "pretty", "gorgeous" and many more too! ;)
Purrs,
Isis
x
Breakfast was the only word that was worth hearing there!
Billy, you are very clever!
~The Creek Cats~
Billy...mom says you got selective hearing...but what does she know?
Oh Billy SweetFeets yoo r juss being a big boycat!
*woo hoo*
We juss got backs on da innernets..cuz we don't have nuffin but what Momma says is dyalups at home and we can't do nuffin so she juss wont even turn da compoddle on at homes. WE juss saw yur Bad Kitties Cat...woo hoo we fought yoo did a fancatisctal jobbie.
Pssssstttt we gotta secrit we is gonna git hi speed innernets at home furry soon...
*woo hoo*
Momma will help us fly down the innerenets at hi speeds....
woooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeee
*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweet Feets
Bye Miles
*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet super handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman...
purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
~Abby
OHMYGOSH!
BILLY!
RIGHT ON!!!!!!
~Dana
BILLY! Can you hear this? PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW BILLY NOW!!! PLAY!!! Come on Billy! Stop laying around and let's PLAY!!!!!!! - Fagin
BILLY! I PLAY TOO! WE ALL PLAY!!!!!Play and play and play and PLAY!
Harley
Breakfast *is* the most important meal of the day. Lunch and dinner, too. hee hee
Love,
Tazo
Oh my, Billy sweet feets!!! I have to say that you are way too cute with your paws over your ears! I think some of the kitties here have that selective hearing thing too! ;o)
Brekfest ist good.
Luf, Us
You pass our hearing test.
I wish I could only hear good words. The LL yelled at me this morning because I was on the counter. Yelling makes me sad.
Kaze
That's about all we hear too!
Meowm wants to grab you up and hug you....she just loves your stripeys!
We have retained a lawyer....if you need to use him...you are tortured at that house..poor dear.
Hi Billy! I understand what you mean...selective hearing is what I use too!
Love Clover xo
Yoo mean you can't hear the word "dinner" or "treats"???? Wow, yoo needs a vet FAST!!!
Pssst. Miles, now that I's here at yore house yoo can sneek up on the treets and Billy will nefur heer it. hehehe
When it involves food, we are SO there! But then so is dat woofie Jake! Billy brekfest is a good start to a day!
We think the only words you need to hear are breakfast, dinner, treats, and play. The rest can just be ignored.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
We tell mom alla time dat yelling makes us deaf. She don't yell as much as dad tho...wonder why dat is.
Selective deafness!
Great job Billy!!! Now all you have to do is learn how to say "lalalalala"
Heeheehee
Purrs Mickey
Selective hearing is a cat's prerogative, Billy! Keep it up!
DMM
And dinner. We also can hear dinner.
That works for us, Billy.
Roxy & Lucky
i do that sometimes too billy. I do too.
Billy, You have the worst case of selective hearing we've ever heard of. But, hey, if it works, milk it for all it's worth!
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