Monday, March 30, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Weekend party report- Lots of naps and foods was hadded by all this past weekend. What a great nap pile party!! WOOO HOOOO!!!

The Dad report - Daddy is going to meet with the Human Resources people at his new jobbie today - wish him lots of luck!

The Foods Report - this past week I hadded some HAM, and some chick-hen, and some roast pig, and a little egg. As far as the gluten free foods - well, Sammy is still not going near the bowl, Billy is still eating efurryfing, and I'm starting to nibble a little more on them.

The Outside Report- by Sammy Meezer - Thank you Miles. We are SURROUNDED by alien creachurs. The alien that lives behind us seems to haf spawned - now there is one NEXT to us and one across the street from us. Also, there are more two legged aliens that seem to like playing games with the four legged aliens. I think that the for legged ones are holding the two legged ones as servents or something. And YESTERDAY, there was a alien orange cat on MY patio looking in MY door and HISSING at me! And it wasn't the regular floofy orange cat that terrorizes me. He now has a minion. See, when that new orang cat was getting all hissy with me, I looked 'ahind him and the floofy orange one was sitting about 10 feet back egging him on. It's a conspiracy. They appear to haf been taken ofur by aliens. Back to you Miles.

Uh, right. Thank you Sammy. You are one weird cat. Maybe you should sniff some nip and take a nap.

That is all for the Meezer Monday Miles Report for this week.

38 comments:

PinkynAsh said...

All this talk about aliens has us a little worried. We hope they don't want to study Sammy.

The Devil Dog said...

Hmmm, I think you are mistaking normal things for aliens. You might want to see a doctor about your paranoia, Sam. Glad you got some ham, Miles. Hope your dad's visit to HR goes well.

Roxy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles honey you are eating high off the hog these days!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You guys do a great report!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Miles an' Sammy ... Perhaps Billy should be the one to communicate with the terrorizing orinch fluffy cat an' his minion since Billy IS, afterall, orinch? Just a suggestion ...
DMM

Derby said...

The nap piles were great this weekend. Just what I needed.

Max said...

Ham! I got ham today! Ya know what's funny? The Woman can't have ham and not think about you guys!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, no der is two orinch kitties messing wif yoo. Didja hiss back? Zippy bangs on da window and stares 'em down. Alens huh, did dey happen to bark like a dog?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. Those aliens are taking over...

Cliff and Olivia said...

What an exciting report. We can't wait to hear more about the orange cats. What if another one shows up? And then another. Scary stuff.

Furkidsmom said...

Those aliens aren't vishus deer in disguise, are they?

We're glad you had yummy foods and good naps this weekend.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

You sure had a busy weekend! At least you got some good foods to eat! And we enjoyed the nap pile!

Parker said...

Excellent reporting Miles. My weekend was full of sounds like -
ACHOO!
Not a lot of fun...

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Wonderful report, Miles! Oh, and Sammy? If you need help sniffing the nip, we're all over that.

Tuck said...

Hmm, that sounds scary. I don't think I'd like aliens...and there are so many of them around your house! I think that orange cat needs to be taught a lesson!

Zeus said...

Did you guys move to Roswell or something while I was away? These aliens are concerning. Be careful, Miles, Sammy, and Billy.

Elin! said...

Interesting report! Have a great day!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Good luck to your Dad!!!

Hope those aliens leave you alone. Spooky stuff!!!

Purrs Goldie, Shade and Banshee

The Creek Cats said...

We had two alien cats come on our porch Saturday night! It must be an invasion!

Good luck to the dad!

Isis said...

Glad to hear the eating was good over the weekend! :)

Abby Normal and Stygia said...

Careful of those gingers. Never know what they are thinking!

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Good foods there, except for the gluten free ones...we sympathize with you.
It sounds like it is best to stay indoors with all the alien activity outside.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

I's glad yoo got hams and ofur foodz, Miles! I'll be rite ofur to snuggle n watch the white stuff.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Noll's Nip said...

Luigi, a.k.a. The Dawg, is a Baconator too. Loves his porky ;)

The Meowers from Missouri said...

sound like that was a furry exciting weekend, guys! glad you gots some hammm--we did, too--hammm wif cheezy chewey macaronis!

an orinch minion? hmmmmm. does he do the fluffy one's typing? our mom's name at her day hunting job is "executive minion", an' typing is what she does.

best fishes to yer dad as he goes to meet them aychar beans!

Eric and Flynn said...

Good luck to your dad. We are getting worried about all the aliens. What do they want with you? Maybe the alien orange cat had come to join the nap pile.

The Furry Kids said...

Those aliens sound askeery. And orange minions??? Yikes.

I'm glad you guys gotted some good snacks over the weekend.

Thanks for hosting the nap pile. We really needed it.

Love,
Tazo

jenianddean said...

I hope your Dad has a good interview. We'll keep our paws crossed. And what's with the orange cat invading your space and then hissing at you ... you should have been hissing if there was any hissing going on.
--Jasper

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Very good report Sammy and Miles! We hope you and your family has a very wonderful week to come!

Purrageous Pirates said...

BILLY!!! ME is here and we GOTS TO PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW!!! We HAVE to!! YAY!!!!!!!!

Junior and Orion said...

Sounds like some exciting times at your home!!!!

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I'll come ofur and whap those orange aliens outta yur werld!

*woo hoo*
*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Sweet Praline said...

I don't know where to start. You guys are just too funny. I hope things went well with your dad's job today.

Hansel said...

MEEZERS hai me came ta scare awayz yoor ALIENS

Mr. Echo said...

Hay, wuz one of them alien cats a calico? Cuz thare wuz one outside my window jes tonite and I growled and hissed and sang at it wile it jes stared at me. It mite be tha same one!

Fisher said...

Meezers, stay out of danger and do not open your door when aliens are around. Go take another nap and they might disappear. They probably do not mean you any harm, they are just being aliens.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Wow! Lotsa stuff goin on at your place! Too bad about the alien cats. Mebbe yer Bein can help chase them away! Ours does...

Marg said...

Great blog, sounds like your neighbors are not very nice. That is too bad. We are not crazy about our neighbors either.
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Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS