Friday, August 14, 2009

Finally Friday


It's finally FRIDAY and this weekend we will be............. uh, hold on, the Mom Lady Person is yapping in my ear.

What does you want Mom Lady Person? ME is trying to blog!!!!

What? Did ME know about what? How the fan gotted tipped ofur? How our cat tree play thing gotted tipped ofur?

um. NO. ME doesn't know anyfing about that. Ask Sammy. He's the one that whaps stuff.

Oh, you DID ask Sammy and he saided to ask ME? Why that no good lying sneaky little meezer, he's just trying to get ME in t-r-o-u-b-l-e. He's mean and sneaky and a liar.

Oh, Hai Sammy! No, ME was not talking about YOU being sneaky and a liar. ME was talking about MILES being like that.

Oh, Hai Miles! No, ME was not talking about YOU being sneaky and a liar. ME was saying that The Mom Lady Person is stirring up trouble and trying to get us all to be mad at each other. She's nasty and a liar.

What? The fan and the cat tree play thing? oh yeah, 'amember when ME used the litterbox and then ran around the house hollering ME POOPED AND IT STINKS right 'afore the Mom Lady Person gotted home? ME prolly knocked those things ofur then. 'amember when the Mom Lady Person camed in the house and gagged from the smell coming from upstairs? that was funny right? yeah, it was. ME was laffin and laffin. ME forgotted about the fan and cat tree play thing.

What MLP? Crap, you hearded me? Sorry!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO put me down!! ME is big boy!!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP. NOOOOOOOOOO............ oooooooo ceiling fan cords! ::reaches out to whap cords:: ME loves these!


Kaz's Cats said...

Oh Billy, you're in a bit of trouble. Better work on looking as cute as you can with the MLP, 'cos we think you're in a bit of trouble. Just saying...


Gypsy & Tasha

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Okay Boys!

Play nice or I'll have to khome up and WHAP woo myself!


The Island Cats said...

Oh Billy! What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now???!?!

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

We think that you were just bein' a kitty an' that your momma should understand sometimes when you are not purr-fect cuz kitties just wanna have fun☺

JC said...

You are too FUNNY

(I'm keeping you away from Riley though ... he's my boy that runs around the house ... after ... well you know what ... you must be related)

The Creek Cats said...

You boys are so silly and we love it!!! We always enjoy your funny posts!
Have a grrrrreat weekend!

Ariel said...

Lol...You boys are all so cute :)

The Whiskeratti said...

Ohhhh ohhhhh. Someone's in TROUBLE! Deny everything :)

DEBRA said...

Billy yoo r so sweet!

purrs and nosekisses to my fabulously handsome cocoa puffs meezer man

your adorin tiny tuxie princess

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Billy you are so darn funny we are laffin and laffin! At least you fessed up!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Pee Ess ... tell your Mom Lady Person that will try an AT&T aircard because that is the service we get at the lake ... we had to cancel Verizon because there are no towers close.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Oh yeah, and tell her that HughesNet is the company that got the awful reviews!

Max said...

Just do something cute, doood. She'll forget all about stuff then.

Junior and Orion said...

Billy, we didn't think there could be a more incorrigible cat than Sammy, but it sounds like you are getting there.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

tee hee
Wanna come ofur to my house where it is lots quieter, Miles? teehee
purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Artsy Catsy said...

Hi, guys, it's so good to see you again! We just got back to blogging today after taking care of our sick mom the last 4 months, and we've missed you so much!

Rocky & staff

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha Billy, you are a tearaway! You are like my brother Flynn. When he poops he runs off at 100 miles an hour like his tail is on fire.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, Billy, what a tangled web you weaved.

What happened after you signed off so abruptly?

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Bwhahahaha! Yoo crack us up Billy!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Billie, ya really need ta learn how ta lie wifout blamin others or bein specific. The rules is "keep it simple", "keep it vague", and keep it unprovable".

Like "The cat tree play thing fell over? I dint know that. Hear annythin; no cant say I did. That's terrible. I did hear a noise while I was nappin in the bedroom."

Princess said...

Billysweetiefeetkins, YOu really turned this around in your favor, nicely done!

Happy week-end boys!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy, you are as high-spirited as ever!
Keep it up little fellow!

Diane G. said...


You make us all laugh! Moe does the dash out of the box thing too!


Sweet Praline said...

Billy, even when you are in trouble, you are so funny!

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Billy, we think you are so kyoot, you could get away with just about anything! Besides... we think it was the aliens.

Tuck said...

Billy, you are one funny dude! I bet you convinced your mom lady person not to be mad at you for long!

Frostin said...

You're a trip Billy!

Bob is laughing his butt off.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Way to go Billy!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Uh oh, Billy! We hopes that you and The Mom Lady Person kiss and make up!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)