Friday, October 02, 2009

Billy Friday

BILLY SWEET FEETS

ME has a kweschun for all of you kitties that ME needs to know the answer to: 

Are all of your The Mom Lady Persons (or Dad Lady Persons) crazy too? Our The Mom Lady Person is NUTS.  She finks that she can get us to eat HEALFY crunchies by mixing them in wif our "junk foods" (her werds not mine) noms.  She is trying to switch our litters from what we use to some shredded tree stuff, (and we is peeing on the floor in protest, so we win that battle), and the werst thing - she is not gifing us nearly enuf noms from her plate.  She says that we (me and Miles and Sammy when it's chick-hen) eats HALF of her foods.  Well, seriously, she can stand to drop some of her tonnage, so we is HELPING her right? Also, she says that ME has a flabby man-purse and that ME is too wide for my height.  She's crazy, right?

28 comments:

Furkidsmom said...

Yes, Moms are Crazy. Our Mom thinks we should sleep quietly at night. Um Mom...you're kidding, right????????
She also thinks we should stop eating the dog food. MOM - it's food, it's on the floor, it's OURS!!

Sheesh...Moms are so confusing.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

Yep, our mom is a super nutcase! We know what you guys mean!
Nothing wrong with a flabby man-purse! We has em!

Sweet Praline said...

My mom tries to change all of the things I love, but then I scare her by not eating or going outside of the litterbox, so she's given up!

The Island Cats said...

Oh yeah...she's crazy like our mom...trying to change stuff that she has no business changing...like the litter thing...but in the end us kitties always win...ALWAYS!!!

Renee said...

Hi this is Lilly. I'm a wolfie. and No! I don't think my mom is crazy. I wuvs my mommy! She is the grrrreatest. She makes me the bestest foods ever and I wuv all the noms she gives me. I would nefur pee on the floors(again) cuz I wuvs my house, it's much nicer than outside where all those other wolfies bark at me. cheeze! i can't even go outside to pee without those stupid wolfies tellin me off! But I make those wolfies jealous by breafing my steak bref on them. HA HA! I gotted steak and they didn't!

I fink you should let your mom have some noms cuz if she doesn't get enough she could pass out and not earn green papers to buy more noms.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think your The Mom is only khrazy in that she has WOO when she khould/should have a WOOFIE!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

There's a reezin they calls 'em crazee cat laydees! MOL

Miles, yoo wanna come ofur n go wif me to da mini pawpawty fur a while. Yoo can hold my paw n be kwiet. Den we can snuggle!
purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It's a human thing. They seem to have this idea that cats should look different than we do...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Moms get obsessed with the weight thing. She's normal when it comes to that. Ours keeps trying to limit out intake too. But we just "meow" sweetly and look at her with big eyes and she gives in. Kind of like hypnotizing her with our eyes, and up she gets!!
She should never mess with litter!!! That's way too personal!
And that man purse business is ree-diculous! Let it swing, man!!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Beans.
Is.
Weird.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

They don't call them "crazy cat ladies" for no reason.....they are INSANE!!

Latte

The Furry Kids said...

She's nuts. I think it's a The Mom thing. Me and Tazo have been on a diet for two weeks. It sux. We're STARVING.

Junior and Orion said...

Cats are NEVER too wide for their height!!!!!

And yes, our Meowm is crazy.....

Daisy said...

Our Mommeh is crazy, too. But I have to admit, we do not mind using the Feline Pine clumping stuff. It feels better under the feets than the crystal stuff.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

RIGHT! Oh, and if dey saw demselfs from behind dey would stop bothering us about our flab bags.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yep she am crazy alrite. But sirisly, no crunchies am healthy. Tell her to read catinfo dot org. An den yoo eats ALL her food and makes her eat da crunchies. Hee heeeee.

momsbusy said...

it could be worst. at least she feeds yu and yu gots a roof ofer yur heads. thinks of them poor starvin poodins hafin to live outsides wif no noms to eat.

**moms walks out of room**

hey tt, is she gone?
good! now we can rites what we wants to.

she is starvin u! go on strike. find a new mom/dad lady persons! gotta go our moms is coming back!

y2kt

Derby said...

Yes, all mum's are crazy to a point. If you eat too much of her chick-hen, then she needs to cook more so she can share with you. Mum know better than to try to switch my litter or foods. Don't mess with the normal.

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Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Mom stopped mixing our old foods into our new foods. She said it was time to cut bait. Whatever that means... Crazy.

Ariel said...

"Yep" sounds like a case of the human
crazies to me.Mom mom has them too she calls me piggy when I ask for alittle taste of her extra big portion of foods...Honestly she's so stingy.Don't worry your purrfect it's the humans who are crazy.

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Moms! That tree stuff sounds weird!

Angus Mhor said...

Dudes, she is CERTIFIABLE! I don't know where mom's get these freaky ideas, but I know one thing.

Pudge Forever!

SeaThreePeeO said...

There's no question about it. Your mum is CRAZY!

wildcatwoodscats said...

Mom are not quite right! But they are just trying to help us get healthy. That's what Moms do!

Grrreta said...

The Mom Lady Person is talking crazy talk. You kitties are perfect.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Our The Big Thing is a guy, but it werks out the same.

We are fightin our dry crunchies cause he keeps changin them an we liked the previous one better (Addiction).

On the other paw, we are liking the eco-friendly litter stuff OK. Both SWheat and Worlds Best, so mebbe ya give that stuff a second chance.

Regarding yer flabbipurseness, yer Mom gots ta start tossin ya more toys ta get ya runnin around. Foam balls, rattly-mice, wand toys, whatever. It is sure helpin us get trim lately!

Tiger Lily said...

Yeah I think it is a Mom thing. I was just a little bit surprised to learn that I really like the Arm n Hammer Essentials litter though. It is soft on my feet but it clumps really well. And Mom says it smells better! I just refuse to eat any food I do not like so that is not a problem here.

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