BILLY SWEETFEETS
Deer Miles
ME KNOWS that you put your tail in my face on purpose. You walk by me and flick it at me. You sit next to me and flick it at me. Efurrywhere ME goes, your tail flicks at me. Efen when you is akrost the room, I can feel your evil tail flicking at me. If you has Resless Tail Sindrome, you needs to take med-i-k-shun for it. 'acause ME HAS to put the bitey on any tail that flicks at me. Sammy's tail does not flick at me, so ME does not haf to put the bitey on his. (we won't talk about his evil head getting in my way all the time and me hafing to put the bitey on his head). Just like ME has to put the bitey on the mom lady person's fingers all the time when they is getting near my face. Or when they is hiding unner the blankies. Or when they is trying to get the stinky goodness out of the can. They're in my way so ME has to bitey them.
Sin-serely
Your brofur Billy SweetFeets Norton Gingersnap the 1st
Deer Orange Menace
STOP PUTTING THE BITEY ON MY TAIL. I MEAN IT. I will haf to put the bitey on YOU and then you will scream like a little girl and the mom will take your side in the fight and I will get in trouble and it's really ALL YOUR FAULT. Oh, wait, it's ME that screams like a little girl. And yet the mom STILL takes your side. but it's still ALL YOUR FAULT.
Sin-serely
Your brofur Miles Phillippe Meezer
Deer Lard Butt and Orange Menace
Both of you STAY THE HISS AWAY FROM ME. When you rassle and roll ofur me, I's going to whap both of you. If you don't want me to whap you in the head STAY AWAY FROM ME. Sheesh. You two are whiney little brats.
Sin-serely
Samuel Alfonse Meezer
Deer The Mom Lady Person
MAKE HIM STOP!!!! HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Sin-serely
The Boys.
Dear Boys
Holy Bast. Can you just SLEEP through the night and NOT rassle on my back at 2am? And please, Miles honey, love of my life, your screaming like a girl getting murdered in a horror movie has GOT to STOP! I love you and if you need medication for your restless tail, I will take you to the v-e-t and he will poke you and stick things where they don't belong and then give you some pills. Would that make you happy?
Love to all of you
Mommy
Deer The Mom
Uh, NO.
Sin-serely
Miles
Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MOM When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one yea... -
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
22 comments:
Oh my Ceiling Cat! The drama! Does no one sleep in your house???
uh oh.
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxo
Dear Meezer Mom,
I know you love these guys, but how do you ever sleep???
Yikes. Your The Mom plays hardball.
EG
So then....everything's good at your house?
;)
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
For some reason you guys remind me of my house. I can't put my finger on it...
LOL - You guys (including the Mom Lady Person) are a crackup.
Sin-serely,
Maxine, Fletcher & Louis
Wow! You all have a lot of arguments. Gemini and I just purr as loudly as we can in the Male's ear on the bed because although he can sleep through the neighbor blasting his stereo he apparently cannot sleep through a cat purring quietly... so we no longer purr quietly hoping that if we are loud enough he will not wake up when we purr.
Gee dis sounds like our howze....
purrs and nosekisses
to my handsome floofy cocoapuffs meezerman
from yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Wow! Meowm kicks us off the bed when we start rassling on it. As a matter of fact, she kicks us off the bed if we start grooming ourselves or each other....she says we groom loudly (What???).
Gosh, yur howse is MUCH more excitin than mine! O wait, Miles an Billy sound kinda like Dad an da Boy. An dat makes Mom be Sammy. Hmmmmmm.
Didja no dat Nina can bite mine ears when I's tryin to bite her tummy? Jus sayin.
Ha ha ha ha! I think Miles and Caroline might be a match made in heaven!
Hahaha! Sounds like never a minutes peace at your place. We don't make a noise at night. It's mum who hollers and wakes dad up. Don't know why she doesn't like me walking across her face to get to the other side of the bed.
Eric
I think you boys just like to rassle around!
Uh Oh!!!!!!!! Sounds like a serious case of "Bored Kitties Syndrome" at your place!! We think the only cure is ham. Maybe served on a footon ;)
hahahahaha
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Oh whoa, I don't think I want to get mixed up in this!! Looks like fur a flying. Lets bring out the temptations!!!! Actually I think Mom won the deal.
Casper
Do yoo know dat mom's can lock yoo outta da bedroom? Well, dey can. It is not nice and yoo hafta sleep alone and it makes kitties behave. Sort of.
I'm happy I am an only cat!
Mom was so sad today yet now she laughing out loud ....Thanks you guys rock :)
Dear The Mommy -
I vote put 'em all in a khrate!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Boycats, MOL! Hey guys, just tone it down at night an The Mom will be very happier!
Like with treats and attention. OK?
Do what we do an wait fer the Bein ta wake an THEN make noises an fusses. They dont mind that much then!
Doods ... I have one piece of wisdom for you all: The eldest cat wins. Hands down. Paws down.
DMM
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