Friday, October 23, 2009

Fangful Friday

MILES

I gotted my FANG stuck in the mom's leg last night! See, I likes to lick her legs when she is wearing shorts and stuffs, and she moved her leg so I putted the bitey on her. And then my fang gotted stuck.  She jerked her leg up and mashed me in the face, then she pulled her leg away and almost took my toof wif her! Sheesh! I doesn't need any more teefs pulled out - I hadded 5 pulled out by the mean nasty v-e-t! She should haf just letted ME pull my toof out of her leg.  Now my mouf is sore (ok, well not really, but I has to make her feel guilty so I gets extra speshul cuddles AND some ice cream) and I fink I meow wif a lisp now. 

41 comments:

milocat said...

Oh that's terrible ~ she should have let yoo pull yoor toof owt of her leg ~ in case yoo was hurted. Honestly ~ beans have no considerashun. :sigh:

Milo and Alfie xx

momsbusy said...

we hopes yu gets a hole gallon of ice cream fur hers being mean to yu.

y2kt

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

meow with a lisp? ha ha ha if i were the mom you'd be meowing with more than a lisp honey pie! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

The Meowers from Missouri said...

good gosh! this week has been tough on mom beans!! we purrs that yours will feel less gripey and holey soon!

an' yes, you deserve some guilt-trip goodies. ain't it keen how we can collect when it's THEM that caused the fuss?? ;-)

Furkidsmom said...

That's terrible. We hope she made up for it with enough ice cream. What does a meow with a lisp sound like???

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Furry Kids said...

Oh, Miles! That's horrible! I hope she feels super bad and you gotted lots of cuddles and ice creams.

EG

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Akhtually, woo should be giving her treats fur what woo did to her!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Island Cats said...

Aw, poor Miles! Tell her to stop wearing shorts then you won't try to lick her...

We hope you are okay.

The Creek Cats said...

We think ice cream will take care of this situation!

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh, Miles, that is just so awful! We hope your toof recovers quickly.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles....we would love to hear you "meow with a lisp"!!!! :)

Sorry about your toofie though! Hope it feels better soon....and your Mommy leg too!

SeaThreePeeO said...

Humans, they have no idea do they?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

How rude. What was she moving around with your fang in her leg for? You go to give her a love bite and she gets all upset. I mean I put my fang in the Woman's arm the other day and she had the gaul to yell out OW! Now that bothered my ears. Humans--rude.

DEBRA said...

Miles *ouchie*
WE hope all yur fangs r ok...by da way how is yur Mom's leg?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Devil Dog said...

Mom can't comment she is laughing too hard. Nice job, Miles.

Roxy

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Meowing with lisp is an excellent plan. That'll really put the guilt trip on her. Maybe you can get some extra ice cream out of the deal!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ouch, for both of you!

Krewe de KattyWampus said...

Ouch, poor Miles. Doesn't the Mom know that's really YOUR leg to chew on?!?! Enjoy the ice cream!

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Ouchies for everyone involved! We hope that the ice cream makes you both feel better.

Charlemagne and Tamar

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We hope yoor mom's leg is okay ::is she gone? good:: our mom made us say dat! We'z wif yoo Miles, she shouldn't haf moved, she shouldn't haf tried to pull yoor fang out and she should give yoo ice cream and cookies and all da cuddles yoo want. What is wrong wif dem silly beans...

Junior and Orion said...

Holy Smokes Miles!!! That is terrible! We would have never thought your Mom would try to take your fang out!!! We hope you get lots of ice cream and tons of cuddles!

The Crew said...

Just don't smile, Miles, and no one will notice.

Max said...

ow just hat did she THINK was going to happen when she moved? That your fang would retract like magic? I swear, people just don't have a great grasp on reality. I hope your mouth is all right...

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Whitey here, Miles. Remember when Whitey first got gotcha'd? Well, that Feather came over and we had quite a disagreement! Mom gotted in mai way and all 4 of my fangs gotted in her leg. 3 of them were really deep and she has some really nasty scars now.

But the good news iz that Whitey's fangs are all OK. So do not worry.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Hey! We saw ya offur at Mickey's batchelor pawty!!! What a GRRR-8 time. Had fun doin' shots of Jack too!!! That's my mom's fave!!! Hope you can stop by sometime...

Sniffs & Scratches~
King

(The Kool~Kittie~Krew)

One Cats Nip said...

poor thing.
Tygana: Now you must demands...2.no 3...no 4..maybe 5....however many can of the goodness you canhandles!

Daisy said...

You poor dear! I hope your fang is not too sore. Your mom must give you extra treats to make it up to you.

Sweet Praline said...

You poor thing.

By the way, how's your mom's leg?

Gracie said...

That sounds like a terrible thing to have happen to both of you. Is your mom sore at you for putting the tooth into the leg or sore from having the tooth into the leg? It wasn't your fault. Do keep up with making her feel bad about mashing your sweet cute little face. Hope your mom's leg get better too.

Ariel said...

"Oh My" Miles that's horrible I hope your fang is okay.You deserve alot of treats for this...Hugs

iamfelix said...

YIKES! Your poor The Mom - Between Billy putting the bitey on her fingers, then running up her head with claws and you with fang puncture, we may have to put her in for the Purple Heart. Take it a little easier on her, guys!

Purrs (for The Mom),
Maxine, Fletcher & Louis

Sassy Kat said...

Thank you so much for coming to my retirement send off. It meant a lot to me that you were there. It has been a pleasure having you all for my friend and I have enjoyed the many visits that we shared.
Love to you and your family.

Derby said...

Poor Miles, hurty teeths are not good. That might mean you need to put the bitey on her some more!

I will keep you posted on Miles Meezer the Second to see how long it takes for him to find his furrever home. His listing and picture just got posted in the past week.

Carolina said...

Miles, poor you, but poor meowmy! that's got to hurt much more on her than on you....ouch ouch ouch!Let's hope it doesn't get infected... kitties bites can be nasty and get humans in the "human vets" you know?
Lucky, Bugsy and Hope ~
http://www.happycatfamily.net/blog.html

Hansel said...

oh my gosh guys what things have been going on around your house! oh the mom, what has she done to yoor poor mouf?!

Derby said...

Miles Meezer the Second is not listed today on the shelter website. I figured he wouldn't last long, too cute to not get a home quickly.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Oh we know about accidental toofs and claws gettin stuck in Beins... Iza tried ta climb The Big Thing yesserday. Ouchies...

LC an Ayla

Marg said...

Wow, that sounds horrible. I hope you are all right other than meawing with a lisp. Is Mom's leg all right. I am sure she felt terrible especially since you just had some other teeth pulled. Lots of goodies for you.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh i is glad yoo is ok Miles! Yoo does not sound like yoo is mewin wif a lithp! I will bring yoo i scream to share.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Gee !! who would think that putting your fang in a leg would be SO dangreous?? Good thing you survived Miles :o
I also want to thank you and Sammy & Billy for coming to my bachelor party! It was just wonderful,thanks to my friends!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope to see you all at the wedding :)
Purrs Mickey

Skeezix the Cat said...

Yoo know, that pysko stray cat Tripper gits his fangs stuk in the peeples all the time. He duzn't lisp. But even if he did, I woodn't dare tell the innernets abowt it.

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...