Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.


The "I has a sad" report - We is all furry sad this morning - it was a rough weekend in the cat blogosphere with Beezer, Kimiko, Private and BG all going to the Bridge.  Our faces leaked lots for our furriends and their families.  Also, today is the 7th annifurrsary of our "One Who Came Before" Ralphie running off to the Bridge.  We is also furry sad about this (efen though we nefur meeted him)  (Sammy's Note: I HAF.  more to come in my report).

The Foods Report - well, we hadded some eggs and bacon and some ofur stuffs that was not quite eatible, like spinach and lettuce and SQUASH. OH and we hadded LAMB.  It was OK, but the mom putted too much garlicky stuffs on it.  (Sammy's note: spinach, lettuce and squash is good). 

Ok, on that note it's time for the Lunatic..........er Ghost Report from our resident whack job Sammy:   Right - at least I can jump up to the window sill because MY butt's not FAT.  Ok, so, I finally gotted to go into the dungeon (ok, I was bad and ranned there when the mom was doing the laundry) and I gotted to talk to the ghosts.  See, The One Who Came Before, and Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton usded to stay down there during the day when the mom was at werk.  (there is a nice cowch down there and some great boxes).  So, I knows where The One Who Came Before used to hang out and I goes down there to talk to him.  He ranned off to the Bridge 7 years ago today and he saided that he misses the mom huggling him and the dad wrestling wif him but he thinks the Bridge is a furry wonderful place.  And efen though it makes us all sad when anofur kitty runs off to there, he's meeting many wonderful new furriends and they is all hafing a good time playing and there's all different kinds of stuff there.  But he says that the thing efurry furry likes the most is the times during the days and nights that they gets to watch ofur us so that they knows we (and our the moms and the dads and the little beans) is all ok.  He says that he knows our the mom can see him in the shadows efurry evening during what was their "speshul time together".  I doesn't know why the mom doesn't like it when I goes in the dungeon 'acuase it's 'portant to learn these things.  Oh, maybe it's 'acuase I gets in the box wif the chrissymouse wreaf and eat it.  (it's "flocked" and it's really good to eat and it freaks the mom out when I does it.  I always find it no matter where she hides it.  I efen tipped ofur a whole stack of boxes to get to it once). 
Back to you bowling ball butt. 

Thanks.  Wow, you really need help. 

The "what did Billy do to get in trouble this week" report:  Billy was akshually good again this week.  He's still really wheezy and he coughs alot.  The mom is threatening to take him to the v-e-t if his pills doesn't make him better this week.

The aftermath of the toof incident report -  well the mom has a nasty black and blue mark on her leg wif a hole in the middle of it (well, our the mom bruises REALLY easily so that's normal).  My toof seems to be ok, but I still make the mom feel guilty.  I gotted more ice cream for it.  hee hee. 

Halloween is this weekend! We likes Halloween but we HATES the doorbell ringing all the time.  Hopefully it will be nice out and our the mom can sit outside all night wif the fire pit and hand out treats so that no one has to ring the bell.