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Monday, October 12, 2009

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

The Foods Report  - well when we were at the foo-ton dude's house, we hadded HAM and SHRIMPS on the foo-ton (ok, the plate was on the foo-ton, not the foods.  I would not eat foods that were on the foo-ton.  because, well, you know, their BUTTS sit there.  ew.).  And we also hadded roast pork. 

The Mom is Crazy Report - she spended the weekend re-arranging the furnichur, then she 'acided that she hated it and moved it back.  but she gotted rid of some furnichur.  so it's less crowded in here. 

The Alien Report - by our resident whacko Sammy - uh, thanks lardo.  Well, at the dads house there were 3 aliens - and they was loud!!!  The alien next door seems to haf killed someone and is now chewing on it's femur (the mom's note: not really,  it's a ham bone).  this is making the alien 'ahind us crazy it seems that she prolly finished eating the beans that live there and she wants more .  Back to you fat butt. 

Uh thanks Sammy.  Please take your medicine. 

The What Did Billy Do to Get in trouble this week report:   Well, take a guess.  no, not that.  Well, yeah some of that but not enough to get in trouble.  YES! That's it! Running out of the house AGAIN.  This time he made it to the road.  The mom was MAD MAD MAD.  Billy is grownded for this life and his next one! 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today.

27 cats hollering back:

The Furry Bambinos said...

Billy, you really should stay inside! It's dangerous out there! Maybe you could come up with another way to make the mom mad - like scooting yer butt on the carpet or something.

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Karen Jo said...

You got some really good food at the foo-ton house. I love roast pork. Moving furniture around sounds tiring, but getting rid of some of it to make more room sounds good. Keep a close eye on those, aliens, Sammy. It looks like they are up to no good at all. Billy, please stop running out of the house. It's very dangerous. If you simply have to get in trouble, try whapping stuff, like Sammy does.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oops, Billy, you have got to stop running out the door before something bad happens to you and you make your The Mom sad. So behave!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...


Khanines are good!


Elin said...

Perhaps your mom need an advisor for home deco?

Furkidsmom said...

Billy please don't go out the door. There are bad and scary things outside. We like the idea of whapping stuff instead.

Those foods sound yummy but the Alien sounds scary!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

milocat said...

That was very informative and we think Billy shud STAY inside before he gets losted. I got losted once for 11 hours and it WASN'T fun ~ it was scary. And Mr Tigger (see the cat blogosphere) is STILL missing. So Bily Bad Boy ~ try to be good!

Milo xx

Parker said...

Billy, Billy, Billy. You should not do that! Inside is always better little man!

The Creek Cats said...

Thanks for the very informative report! Billy, stay inside. It's where all the fun and foods are!

Kaz's Cats said...

Wow, yummy foods, crazy aliens, and Billy running outside - that was a busy weekend. Now Billy, please stay inside dude, where all the yummy foods are. We just want you to be safe,


Gypsy & Tasha

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for that update!! And Billy, stop running's not getting you anywhere but grounded....

Cory said...

That was an amazing report....and uh Billy...aren't you grounded for 10 lifetimes now?

The Whiskeratti said...

Y'all gotta watch that Billy all the time, it seems! Wow. The foods report was very.. very.. YUMMY!!! We want some roast pork too.

Ariel said...

Ham,shrimps and Roast Pork boy you guys are so lucky.We got an alien who lives upstairs from us.He's very loud and nasty.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That sounds like a delicious weekend!

TT said...

Oh Billy DO NOT go outside! Its a dangerous place, as well you should remember when you were little.

Thank you for my happy gotcha day wishes,

Sir Trooder Lioncourt

Brian said...

You reports always, I mean always, make my whiskers grin...keep up the good work!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

BILLY! Zippy sez if yoo run out da door one more time she is coming over to "put da smack-down" on yoo. Thanks fur da food update. Because of yoo our mom is making roast pork today! Yum!

Angus Mhor said...

I had a shrimp ONE TIME in my whole life-you guys are just rollin' in'em, from what I can tell! How is that, eh? Do they have more shrimps up there than down here?

The Furry Kids said...

You guys always have the bestest foods. Daddy brought home some smoked salmon the other day and Mama gave me and EG a taste. But we wouldn't eat it. Gotta keep her guessing. hee hee


PS - Billy! Stay in the house please!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hi guys!!! It's good that you all had fun at the footon Dude's place :) WE always knew Moms were crazy,heehee
We don't know what to say about Billy :o He's gonna end up in jail!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

DEBRA said...

*woo hoo*
That wuz sum gud foods!
Sammy you is smart keepin a paw on dem aliens. And Billy yoos got to be karefull.WE don't wants nuffin to happen to yoos.

purrs and nosekisses to my handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

your adorin tiny tuxie princess

meemsnyc said...

Haha Miles, we love your report. So funny!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oboy! i just KNEW you'd get shrimps on the footon!!! good for you.

smiles, auntie bee

Gracie said...

Take it from me, one that started out as an outside kitty and now a total inside kitty, star inside. Do not go outside. It for sure is safer inside.

Derby said...

Billy my fellow ginger dude. Please stay inside where you are safe. It worries our mum's so much if we run outside.

Max said...

Oh yeah, I wouldn't eat where people-butt has been, either... well, I might if it was real live fresh dead shrimp, but I'd have to force myself to pretend I didn't know what had been there...

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