Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report
The Foods Report - well when we were at the foo-ton dude's house, we hadded HAM and SHRIMPS on the foo-ton (ok, the plate was on the foo-ton, not the foods. I would not eat foods that were on the foo-ton. because, well, you know, their BUTTS sit there. ew.). And we also hadded roast pork.
The Mom is Crazy Report - she spended the weekend re-arranging the furnichur, then she 'acided that she hated it and moved it back. but she gotted rid of some furnichur. so it's less crowded in here.
The Alien Report - by our resident whacko Sammy - uh, thanks lardo. Well, at the dads house there were 3 aliens - and they was loud!!! The alien next door seems to haf killed someone and is now chewing on it's femur (the mom's note: not really, it's a ham bone). this is making the alien 'ahind us crazy it seems that she prolly finished eating the beans that live there and she wants more . Back to you fat butt.
Uh thanks Sammy. Please take your medicine.
The What Did Billy Do to Get in trouble this week report: Well, take a guess. no, not that. Well, yeah some of that but not enough to get in trouble. YES! That's it! Running out of the house AGAIN. This time he made it to the road. The mom was MAD MAD MAD. Billy is grownded for this life and his next one!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...