Monday, October 26, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.


The "I has a sad" report - We is all furry sad this morning - it was a rough weekend in the cat blogosphere with Beezer, Kimiko, Private and BG all going to the Bridge.  Our faces leaked lots for our furriends and their families.  Also, today is the 7th annifurrsary of our "One Who Came Before" Ralphie running off to the Bridge.  We is also furry sad about this (efen though we nefur meeted him)  (Sammy's Note: I HAF.  more to come in my report).

The Foods Report - well, we hadded some eggs and bacon and some ofur stuffs that was not quite eatible, like spinach and lettuce and SQUASH. OH and we hadded LAMB.  It was OK, but the mom putted too much garlicky stuffs on it.  (Sammy's note: spinach, lettuce and squash is good). 

Ok, on that note it's time for the Lunatic..........er Ghost Report from our resident whack job Sammy:   Right - at least I can jump up to the window sill because MY butt's not FAT.  Ok, so, I finally gotted to go into the dungeon (ok, I was bad and ranned there when the mom was doing the laundry) and I gotted to talk to the ghosts.  See, The One Who Came Before, and Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton usded to stay down there during the day when the mom was at werk.  (there is a nice cowch down there and some great boxes).  So, I knows where The One Who Came Before used to hang out and I goes down there to talk to him.  He ranned off to the Bridge 7 years ago today and he saided that he misses the mom huggling him and the dad wrestling wif him but he thinks the Bridge is a furry wonderful place.  And efen though it makes us all sad when anofur kitty runs off to there, he's meeting many wonderful new furriends and they is all hafing a good time playing and there's all different kinds of stuff there.  But he says that the thing efurry furry likes the most is the times during the days and nights that they gets to watch ofur us so that they knows we (and our the moms and the dads and the little beans) is all ok.  He says that he knows our the mom can see him in the shadows efurry evening during what was their "speshul time together".  I doesn't know why the mom doesn't like it when I goes in the dungeon 'acuase it's 'portant to learn these things.  Oh, maybe it's 'acuase I gets in the box wif the chrissymouse wreaf and eat it.  (it's "flocked" and it's really good to eat and it freaks the mom out when I does it.  I always find it no matter where she hides it.  I efen tipped ofur a whole stack of boxes to get to it once). 
Back to you bowling ball butt. 

Thanks.  Wow, you really need help. 

The "what did Billy do to get in trouble this week" report:  Billy was akshually good again this week.  He's still really wheezy and he coughs alot.  The mom is threatening to take him to the v-e-t if his pills doesn't make him better this week.

The aftermath of the toof incident report -  well the mom has a nasty black and blue mark on her leg wif a hole in the middle of it (well, our the mom bruises REALLY easily so that's normal).  My toof seems to be ok, but I still make the mom feel guilty.  I gotted more ice cream for it.  hee hee. 

Halloween is this weekend! We likes Halloween but we HATES the doorbell ringing all the time.  Hopefully it will be nice out and our the mom can sit outside all night wif the fire pit and hand out treats so that no one has to ring the bell. 

25 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sarge HATES squash and won't let me even bring it into the howse!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

We are SO osrry to hear of the losses of your furriends. Our thoughts are with you and their families at this difficult time.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

I'm so sorry about the friends that have traveled to the Bridge.

Billy, you are always good! I hope that your sneezies go away! Kisses!

Sammy & Miles, kisses to you!

I will be in Houston with the Sherwood's for Halloween, but I usually sit on the front steps at Home so the doorbell doesn't bother the CatSSSSS.

Love, Auntie Deb

The Creek Cats said...

It was a furry sad weekend. We are sending you hugs as you remember the one that came before! (((HUGS)))

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It was a very sad weekend. We are glad that Ralphie is meeting everyone. Georgia is probably chasing them all over. She was very demanding of new cats in her territory...

The Furry Kids said...

It sure was a rough weekend. :(
Sammy, we're glad you gotted to go into the basement and talk to the Ones Who Came Before.

Love,
Tazo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, Sammy, if you'd just stop eating the wreath, you would probably be allowed to go down to the dungeon more often to talk to your ghosts.

It was a very sad weekend in the blogosphere. And then today Sassy officially retires her blog.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Wow dat a big repurrt Miles. Can we go ofur it while I's at yore howse today?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Island Cats said...

Quite a report today, Miles! And Sammy, that's really nice that you got to go to the dungeon and talk with the One Who Came Before. It's good to know that they are watching over us at the Bridge.

Junior and Orion said...

We are sad about all of the furries going over the bridge too.

You guys always get such good foods! Meowm gives us stuff like that now and then, but we get such stinky poo's that it doesn't happen very often.

Sammy-we think its cool that you talk to "the one who came before".

Billy-We are glad you are being good, but we are sad you are still feeling poorly. We will be purring for you.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

It was a very sad weekend. Maybe, Sammy, if yoo stopped eating da reeth den yoor mom would let yoo into da dunjun.

caspersmom said...

It's always sad when our fur friends passes away. But it's nice that we can remember them in happy times. Mom still thinks about Gizmo and misses him.

Goodness you didn't have chicken in your food report. That's good stuff.

Casper

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Mom had squash last night with a little cinnamon. She loves it, but we never eats people foods anyway. Except Grampy snuch Whitey a bit of chicken. The end.

Max said...

Yeah, we all know the Bridge is a nice place to be, but it's still hard when our friends go off. Harder for the people because they just can't feel it the way we do. My people still miss Dusty, the Cat Who Came Before Me, and Hank the Dog.

I hope Billy's Gesundheit Moments go away soon...that's gotta suck. And I hope he doesn't pass it along to you guys...

One Cats Nip said...

Ooh ghosts...I hopes they are nices to you all! Do you thinks if us cats dressesd up for howloweens that people would give us cans of the stink goodnessss? I wonders..

DEBRA said...

We have been sad all weekends too with the losses that have happened in the CB. Ping was especially sadden by Beezer. He was very close to him and admired him greatly. Sammy those were nice things to learn from the one who came before. WE all hope Billy gets better before he has to go to the V-E-T...

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Fanks for da repurt. Yoo are furry insiteful and um, furry sensitive to da happenings from da ofur side. Keep yur ears open on Halloweenie so schmaybe yoo could hear more from da ones from afore.
As for food, we likes lamb in da can. Raw lamb made me barf and haf to go to da v.e.t. so me don't eat dat no more.
Beau Beau

William said...

I still secretly talk to my old bro Eddie, so I get it. And we all hide on Halloween.

Derby said...

Mum puts me in the sleepy room while the Halloween treaters come to the door. I can nap and she doesn't have to worry about me running outside.

Gracie said...

So sorry to hear that so many went to the bridge this weekend. My thoughts and prayers are with the family. I know someday we will meet again, this I know.
Hope Billy is feeling better andnot sheezy anymore.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

The foodables all sound yummy!

Sorry woo lost some of your feline furiends -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sweet Praline said...

Yes, it was a sad weekend on the CB.

Ariel said...

It's always sad to lose a friend.Yet I agree that the bridge is a great place free of pain.Sammy I talk to Pumpkin and Buffy all the time.Especially at night it really freaks mom out.They may be gone yet their spirits are always near....Hugs

FrecklesandDeb said...

Great Report, Guys! (You can send the spinach and lettuce to our house, but not the squash!)

We're sorry so many of your friends went to the bridge. That is very sad, but we like what Sammy reported about them watching over us!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Thank you for the lovely report from Ralphie at the Bridge. Really, the mom should let you down to the dungeon more often if you get chances to communicate with Ralphie.

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