Friday, November 06, 2009

MILES

yeah, so I barfed again.  Sorry that I barfed ON you while you were sleeping.  Sorry that you hadded to get up in the middle of the night and change the sheets and take a shower.  it's not MY fault you know.  It's YOUR fault.  YOU didn't haf to switch our crunchies to somefing that was supposed to be "healthier".  we LIKE crap food.  It's like you and tor-tilla chips.  You love them and they're bad for you.  Well, our other crunchies were WONDERFUL.  We doesn't care that they make us fat and could gif us die-a-bee-tees.  THEY TASTED WONDERFUL. 

Oh, and the next time you make chili from chick-hen, don't put hot stuff in it.  Unless, of course, you really WANT to get up 4 times a night to scoop the litterbox.  YOU should know better than to leave your bowl anywhere I can get to it.  

Just wait until you get your performance review.

34 comments:

The Meowers from Missouri said...

*snicker* well done, miles!!

Simba said...

Poor "the Mom". Being barfed ON? Mind you, I bet it does teach her a lesson.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I keep furgeting:

Why does she keep woo around?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Oh that's right: entertainment value!

One Cats Nip said...

Awww miles I hope your belly feels better soon!

SeaThreePeeO said...

LOL! You tell her, it's all her fault. How can she possibly balme you?

Sammy and Andy said...

^5 Miles!!! You tell it exactly like it is!!!!!!!!

xxxxxx

The Creek Cats said...

We are sending you healing vibes for your sore tummy, Miles!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We love the analogy between the food you like and her tortilla chips.
Well done!
ps: tell her you are not healthier if you keep barfing your guts out.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i love krap foods too! i am sorry the mom messed with yours, that is just not right!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Eric and Flynn said...

Why is it that crap food always tastes better than food that's sposed to be good for you? Even mum agrees.

Furkidsmom said...

Oh no....we're sorry you had to barf. Good thing your Mom was there to catch it so you didn't get any on your beautiful furs!!!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

pee ess - our Daddy sells some of his Rosary beads on Ebay. His ID is specials-4u We think he has a couple on right now.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sheesh Miles, the things you have to put up with...

Ariel said...

"Well" I must say it's always the humans fault.I sure hope your tummy feels better real soon...Hugs

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

You barfed and YOU had to apologise, Miles? That is whacko. Srsly.

PS. It must;ve been a great barf is the MLP had to shower afterwards. Srsly!

Hansel said...

oh nooo that's what happened with Hansel ate all the pumpkin... lots and lots of cleaning....

Max said...

Doood...that was a total score! She had to change the sheets AND take a shower! I think there might be an award for that!

Brian said...

That happens when you eat things you are not supposed to eat...but that never stops us.

The Island Cats said...

Wow! That musta been something to see, Miles...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahasnorthahahahahahahahagasphahahahaha dat hadda be worth eating da icky new crunchies for...sereeusly, why do dem mom types think something dat is suppose to be good fur yoo is not gonna make yoo barf too! Hope she got your point and went back to da other foods.

DEBRA said...

Purrs to Miles...now Sammy how do you feel? And Billy? How are you? I hope you all didn't go barf last night.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Noll's Nip said...

LOL...Looks like Miles might be taking some detailed notes for the mom's performance review.

Sweet Praline said...

Yes, I believe your mom needs to prepare for a tough performance review.

Shadow / Molly said...

We hopes yoo gots her gud! We specially like when a bean steps in it, yoo know in da middle of da night. MOL

Hopes yoo gets yer gud stuffs back.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Hot Sauce on foods she left around that ya might eat? What was she THINKING!

Its all her fault, of course...

The Crew said...

Nothing like a barf on the bed to make a guy feel better!

Parker said...

Miles, you do not want to get Diabetes...maybe you can learn to love the new food???

Neo the Meezer said...

Neo,Cicero,Bandit,and Poppet all are in sympathy. They knows about getting the crunchies changed cause one of them is a f-a-t-t-y

George The Duck said...

Humans get upset over the littlest things. hope you get your good crunchies back.
*ducky hugs*

Cory said...

Ginger barfed last night in the middle of the night...on the rug and mom stepped on it in the dark. A cat's work is never done.

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Goodness, we hope that you are feeling better, Miles! Sounds like you gave your bean the what for alright!

Charlemagne and Tamar

Daisy said...

Sorry you bomited. But it sounds like you had excellent aim!

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sounds like a change back to the delicious stuff is in order.

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

You Meezers crack us up!
Hugs
Jamie and the texas sundogs

Junior and Orion said...

HA HA HA, HO HO HO! Guess you showed her!

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