Friday, July 31, 2009

The Mom Lady Person Meme


ME has no idea why! ME means, she's just a Mom Lady Person! But OK.

The Furry Bambino's Mom Lady Person tagged me for this. Everyone should play along!

a) post 7 facts about yourself AND photos OR
b) post 10 facts about yourself and NO photos
c) post a childhood picture of yourself.

Well, I'll just do a little of each

1. I was born in Syracuse, NY

Me when I was probably about 18 months old. I was bald until I was 1.

2. I used to be a morning person until I was about 2 or 3, when my parents would yell at me at 5am for standing up in my crib and screaming "GOOD MORNING! ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO SAY G'MORNING TO ME?" Now I'm a night person.

Me at about age 4.

3. My hair was so curly when I was growing up that it was painful to comb. It is now stick straight. (and currently blonde)

4. Speaking of my hair, it was turning grey when I was 18.

5. I used to tan very easily. Life lesson number 251: when in Florida do NOT fall asleep on the beach. You will end up with sun poisioning and destroy the pigment in your skin. I have been a faithful devotee of wearing sun screen all year since I was 17.

6. My first career was Nursery School Teacher - 2 years

7. My 2nd career was working with computers (back in the OLDEN days before hard drives bigger than 256k). 1 year

8. My third career was working with the mentally and physically handicapped (10+ years)

9. My fourth career is working with computers again - I am now a Certified Information Systems Security Professional. (10+ years in the IT field)

10. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Think I will figure it out before I retire?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Purrss needed


We haf a purrr request efurrycat. Our grampie is going into the hospital tomorrow to haf his heart stopped and restarted so that it can beat right. We is all furry nervous about this. Our grampie is in his 80's and although the people v-e-t says it's a common procedure for people wif his heart prollem, we is just furry furry werried. So can you please say some purrrrsss today and tomorrow for him?

Fank you.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Wednesday Whapping


Guess what I whapped???? I whapped ALL of the dishes off the table! I had a GREAT day yesterday!!!! And LOTS of fun lissening to the grumbling and watching the mom pick it all up.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dancing With Billy SweetFeets


Today we is hafing a "summer re-run" 'acuse the Mom Lady Person gotted this pikshur from another Mom Lady Person on the evil bookface site. And our Mom Lady Person said "Can. Not. Resist. SafetyDance. "

Monday, July 27, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report - bacon, chick-hen and turkey were on the menu last week. Coco-nut does NOT taste good. Neifur does raspberries. Don't ask.

Now here is Sammy wif the Psycho Report - Thank you lard butt. The alien next door gotted a longer rope. Now he can lay in wait in the lawn and stare in the big window at me. He looks big and stoopid but I KNOWS that he's smart. The lady he holds captive in his house is always cleaning up his poo. He has her trained like we have our mommy trained. Back to you oh Hefty One.

Um, thanks. I'm NOT a trash bag you dope.

The Mom report - our the mom has some sort of creeping crud that has stolen her voice and makes it hard for her to swallow. so we's purring on her sometimes.

The "what did Billy do to get in trouble this week" report - well, he ran outside wifout his leash about eleventy eight times. And then one night at about 2am the mom could not find him and he did not come running when she called him and then she gotted panicky and started crying and he came out from unner the bed hollering "keep it down lady, I'm SLEEPING". sheesh . Moms.

The weather report - it's akshually SUMMER here. So I'm doing my best to make the mom nuts and laying against her all the time. She say's I'm like a little furnace and she sweats alot. hee hee.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, July 24, 2009

Alarm Kitties


::tap tap on shoulder:: HEY!!! THE MOM!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!! ::tap tap on face:: HELLO??? THE MOM??????????? HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

::whap whap on face:: HEY!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOM!!!!!!!!!! The beepy thing didn't go off!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAS TO GET UP!!!!!! ::whap whap on face::

Hey Sammy, if you whap me on the face one more time I'm gonna........ AHHHHHHHHH why didn't the alarm go off? I'm gonna be late!!

::SIGH:: That's what I was trying to tell you. Stoopid hooman.

::wanders down the hall mumbling:: sheesh , you'd think that I would get a reward or somefing!!!

::picks Sammy up and give him hugs:: Oh my precious boy, you are such a good boy to wake mommy up. ::belly rubs::


Pee Ess: if she hadn't waked up, I would haf whapped her water on her head. She's a lucky the mom.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

wishing on thursday


Know what would be awesome? If I had thumbs and could set up all of the glasses in a pyramid and then engage the mighty paw of whap on them.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009



PSSSTTT. Hey. LADY. HEY LADY. Look, we is not as dumb as we looks. We KNOWS you is hiding some stinky goodness in the cabinet. We knows there's enuf for brekkfest AND dinner efurry night. FORK IT OFUR. or stuff will get whapped at your head again at 2:33am.

we're just sayin

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dancing Tuesday With Billy


Come on efurrybody - there's room in my box to dance!!! ME loves my box in the hall. ME is living in it 'acuase ME likes it when the Mom Lady Person walks by and squeeeees "BILL IN A BOX!! BILL IN A BOX" and then she pets me. ME loves it.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report:

The Foods Report: ICE CREAM!!! and ribs. and some bacon. and a little chick-hen. it was a pretty fair week.

The weather report: well, it was hotter this week. Maybe summer will get here soon. Not that we mind - when it's cool it's better to nap with the mom.

The Freaky Alien report by Sammy The Freak: Right. Thank you Lardo. Well, the young alien was back again. he's very en-thoo-zee-astic about his mission here. He runs around and hollers and jumps all ofur efurryone. I think that their mission is to body snatch the humans. Yep. That's what I think. Back to you oh great hefty one.

Right. Thank you Sammy. Wait. Did you call me a garbage bag? You are really weird.

The What's Up with Billy report: Billy has decided to live in a box in the hall.

That's the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Finally Friday


This morning was great. The mom waked up and went into the human litterbox room and found EFURRYFING that she keeps on the side of the rainbox IN the rainbox. And efurryfing that she keeps on the sink counter IN the sink. That was LOTS of fun. She shur knows a LOT of werds on the bad werd list.

Thursday, July 16, 2009


ME is KILLER!!! Last night ME killed the roll of paper in the human litterbox room! It was being BAD and ME HADDED to kill it!! The Mom Lady Person askded me what it was doing and ME hadded to tell her it was being BAD. It was sitting on the counter MAKING FUN OF ME!!! Miles saided so! He saided that the roll of paper was saying that I could not get him 'acause I'm small and not big enuf to get up where he was. I can't speak paper roll very well, but Miles can. So I HADDED to go in there and knock it down and put the bitey on it! The Mom Lady Person saided I killed it good!! My teefs marks wented almost HALF WAY through!! ME is GOOD KILLER!!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Wednesday Rant


Stop putting the side of the plate with the goss salad stuff near me and the side with the yummy meat near you. You KNOW i'm going to just reach out and drag something off the plate. and you KNOW that if it's something like a "sugar snap pea" i'm going to just toss it to the floor. Oh, and sugar snap peas don't taste like sugar.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Dancing with Billy SweetFeets


Today's song is for Mom Robyn. It's her PURRFDAY!! And Sanjee saided that she liked dance songs from the 80's and sweating. SO ME thought this would be purrfekt!!!!!

And Happy Gotcha Day to my big brofur Sammy!!! (ok, so it's a guess-timated gotcha day and the mom lady person forgotted AGAIN. but she's a bean and beans is dumb)

Monday, July 13, 2009

Meezer Monday

Sammy is exhausted from helping with Skittles and Sly's wedding
So we is napping today.
Or more accurately, annoying Sammy while he is trying to nap
Wanna help?

Friday, July 10, 2009

Finally Friday


We has a MOM DAY today!!!!!!!!

Efurryone should come ofur and dance wif us!!!!!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Thankful Thursday


I am thankful today that I'm not the one who ate the nasty toothpaste.

So, what happened is this.

The other morning the Mom was brushing her teeth and all that stuff that The Mom's do in the morning. Billy was on the big windowsill and Miles and I was hanging out on the floor. For whatever reason he decided, Billy went FLYING off the windowsill and over the counter and knocked a whole bunch of stuff off the counter and onto the floor. I jumped and then maybe stepped on or bit the toothpaste tube and toothpaste came out 'acuase it was a new tube and the cap was off. So the toothpaste landed on the floor and Miles ate it. and The Mom laffed and laffed and then got mad 'acuase she hadded to clean the human litterbox room. it was a great morning.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Wednesday Rant


Sometimes the beans are right. For instance, toothpaste is NOT foods.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Dancing With Billy

The Mom Lady Person says
This is the REAL Michael
RIP Michael

Monday, July 06, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - vanilla ice cream. that's it. it stunk.

The Holiday Report - our the mom werked all weekend so we didn't really haf a holiday. and there were no boomers 'acuase our town doesn't do that anymore. so it was ok.

The What has Billy Done This Week report: Billy was mad at the mom for werking all weekend, so he gave the mom a gift - he tossed efurryfing from the side of the tub into the tub. she hadded fun wif that.

The alien report by our resident whacko Sammy: The alien next door SPAWNED. there's like a little mini alien there now. AHHHHHHHHH.
Back to you Tubbo.

::SIGH:: I think he needs med-a-k-shuns.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy 4th of July

"Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry

Happy 4th of July!
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Friday, July 03, 2009

Excuse you

Deer Little Mr Pooty-poot:

Wow. Making the mom gag in her sleep is a GREAT trick. I bow to your superior pootiness!!!!

Your older brother (and no longer the pootiest in the house) Miles

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Excuse me


ME has a strange prollem that ME wonders if anyofurcat has. When ME gets really happy and purry when the mom lady person (or dad man lady person, whatefur me is 'posed to call him) pets me, ME, um, poots. Lots. And ME gets 'barassed about it. And Sammy and Miles laff and laff and the MLP (and potenshully DMLP) gag.

is this a common prollem or is ME a freak like Sammy and Miles say ME is?

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Wednesday Rant


Deer Billy SweetFeets:

Food will NOT shoot out my hiney when I'm eating. Please stop checking to see if that will happen every time I go to the cruncy bowl. Sheesh.

Deer Miles:

How could you? Now all the girlcats will fink ME is a 'gusting boy. I only does it 'acuase SAMMY tells me that you're a alien and ME has to make shur that it's really YOU. - Billy

Deer Sammy

Please make Billy stop sniffing my personal private area when I eats. I is NOT a alien.


Deer Miles

Is you SHUR? Only a alien would holler and complain.


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