Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:
The Foods Report: HAMMMMMM, chick-hen and steak. It was a good week. EXCEPT for the new gross crunchies.
The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: NOPE no running outside BUT he DID push the mom's insulin pen into the human litterbox one night when she was trying to get ready to
The Alien report - by resident brain damaged meezer Sammy: Ok, so, there's a new little alien lifing next door and it yaps and howls and cries all day. I haf been lissening and then asking Billy's furriend Maxx to translate. This is what he says it means: HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE BATHROOM AND I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WIF THE MOTHER SHIP. SOMEONE SEND BANANA CREAM PIES TO ME PLEASE. That doesn't really help me, but I's organizing a commando misshun to set the alien free. Who's wif me - we will blast a hole through the wall and then try and open their front door and let it out. Who's got some 'splosives?
Back to you eclair butt.
Um, Sammy? You and 'splosives is NOT a good combinashun - HOWEFUR i will make hamm sammiches and we can watch him blow hisself up.
The mom report - mommy's CISA exam is June 12 - and she's driving us nuts wif her studying. I can't wait for June 13.