Monday, May 24, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report



MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report: HAMMMMMM, chick-hen and steak.  It  was a good week. EXCEPT for the new gross crunchies. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: NOPE no running outside BUT he DID push the mom's insulin pen into the human litterbox one night when she was trying to get ready to shoot up give herself some. good thing that the water in there was clean, if you knows what I means.

The Alien report - by resident brain damaged meezer Sammy:  Ok, so, there's a new little alien lifing next door and it yaps and howls and cries all day.  I haf been lissening and then asking Billy's furriend Maxx to translate.  This is what he says it means:  HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE BATHROOM AND I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WIF THE MOTHER SHIP. SOMEONE SEND BANANA CREAM PIES TO ME PLEASE.  That doesn't really help me, but I's organizing a commando misshun to set the alien free.  Who's wif me - we will blast a hole through the wall and then try and open their front door and let it out.  Who's got some 'splosives?   
Back to you eclair butt. 

Um, Sammy? You and 'splosives is NOT a good combinashun -  HOWEFUR i will make hamm sammiches and we can watch him blow hisself up. 

The mom report - mommy's CISA exam is June 12 - and she's driving us nuts wif her studying.  I can't wait for June 13. 

30 comments:

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

We'll help the new alien!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Max said...

I wonder what banana creme pie tastes like...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Not sure at all about the banana cream pie. I didn't know aliens liked them...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, we din't know dat da woofies, er, aliens liked banana cream pie...we'll hafta haf Zippy as some her, er, alien frends when dey walk by.

The Creek Cats said...

Great report and best of luck to your mom on the test!!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We will be crossing our paws for your Mom at exam time. Should we also cross paws concerning crunchies?

DailyGs said...

mmmmmmm... Pie!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good reporting guys!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Busby and Raymond said...

Another fun weekend at your house!

Hannah and Lucy said...

You sure have some very interesting neighbours - fancy having a alien in the bathroom.
Wishing your Mom lots of luck studying with you all helping her -and we hope she passes her exam.

chezcat1970 said...

So does the banana cream pie make aliens grow and multiply? We're all confuzzled!

Katnip Lounge said...

ANOTHER excellent Monday report. Sammy, we're afraid if we had a banana creme pie we wouldn't share it...so the little alien is out of luck!

Mommy says studying sux.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

I will bring milks to drink to go wif tha ham sammiches while we watches Sammy blow hisself up!
Then yoo wanna come play at my house Miles? Grandma is home and there's lotsa bags n stuff to play wif.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh oh, a'splodin' aliens doesn't sound good.
Good luck to your mum with her exam.

Jacqueline said...

Good report Miles, you handsome boy!...BillyBillyBilly, you silly mischievous boy!!!...Maybe you could just break a window to set the alien free Sammy; 'splosives sound a little dangerous!...Happy week sweet friends...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Kat's Kats said...

Various members of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde...

::rolls eyes:: You throw the banana cream pie at the dragon/alien. It much be very very young (and/or stupid). Never take dragons ham sandwiches unless they live with you and then only give them the leftovers. Oh, and banana cream pies have white stuff on top that is sometimes yummy (depends on who makes it) so you might want to eat some before hitting the dragon in the face with it.

Junior and Orion said...

Blowing things up? Sounds fun to us! We will jsut take a seat in the back, and enjoy the show!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Banana cream pie? Ugh. Sounds pretty alien to me.

TK said...

I not sure what 'sposives is, but I will helps free the baby alien!
Do we gets Nanner pie too?

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

You have the BEST reports!!! We think we may like banana cream pies.

Furkidsmom said...

Ham, chick-hen and steak AND Banana Cream pie for aliens? Can we help????

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

We want some pie too!! Do we hafta lock ourselves in a bathroom to get some???

Derby, Ducky said...

You gots better foods than we did.

Galletta said...

Maybe tha' 'plosives should be full of bananer cream pies!

Alexi said...

I'll make the banananaer creme pies!

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meemsnyc said...

Sounds like you had lots of tasty things to eat this week!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

hammmmmm! ummmmmmm. we din't get nuffin', an' daddy even made burnt offerins on caturday. we got the smell but not a single taste. kin we come liff wif you? we don't mind aliens at all, haffin' one of our own.

AttieCattie said...

heehee great report today!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Ummm....this is quite a report! We are not sure what a banana cream pie is! Mommy makes banana bread....will that help?

Sammy, Mommy says NO 'PLOSIVES!!!


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