MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:
The Foods Report: HAMMMMMM, chick-hen and steak. It was a good week. EXCEPT for the new gross crunchies.
The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: NOPE no running outside BUT he DID push the mom's insulin pen into the human litterbox one night when she was trying to get ready to
The Alien report - by resident brain damaged meezer Sammy: Ok, so, there's a new little alien lifing next door and it yaps and howls and cries all day. I haf been lissening and then asking Billy's furriend Maxx to translate. This is what he says it means: HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE BATHROOM AND I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WIF THE MOTHER SHIP. SOMEONE SEND BANANA CREAM PIES TO ME PLEASE. That doesn't really help me, but I's organizing a commando misshun to set the alien free. Who's wif me - we will blast a hole through the wall and then try and open their front door and let it out. Who's got some 'splosives?
Back to you eclair butt.
Um, Sammy? You and 'splosives is NOT a good combinashun - HOWEFUR i will make hamm sammiches and we can watch him blow hisself up.
The mom report - mommy's CISA exam is June 12 - and she's driving us nuts wif her studying. I can't wait for June 13.
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We'll help the new alien!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
I wonder what banana creme pie tastes like...
Not sure at all about the banana cream pie. I didn't know aliens liked them...
Hmm, we din't know dat da woofies, er, aliens liked banana cream pie...we'll hafta haf Zippy as some her, er, alien frends when dey walk by.
Great report and best of luck to your mom on the test!!
We will be crossing our paws for your Mom at exam time. Should we also cross paws concerning crunchies?
mmmmmmm... Pie!
good reporting guys!
smiles, auntie bee
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Another fun weekend at your house!
You sure have some very interesting neighbours - fancy having a alien in the bathroom.
Wishing your Mom lots of luck studying with you all helping her -and we hope she passes her exam.
So does the banana cream pie make aliens grow and multiply? We're all confuzzled!
ANOTHER excellent Monday report. Sammy, we're afraid if we had a banana creme pie we wouldn't share it...so the little alien is out of luck!
Mommy says studying sux.
I will bring milks to drink to go wif tha ham sammiches while we watches Sammy blow hisself up!
Then yoo wanna come play at my house Miles? Grandma is home and there's lotsa bags n stuff to play wif.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Uh oh, a'splodin' aliens doesn't sound good.
Good luck to your mum with her exam.
Good report Miles, you handsome boy!...BillyBillyBilly, you silly mischievous boy!!!...Maybe you could just break a window to set the alien free Sammy; 'splosives sound a little dangerous!...Happy week sweet friends...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Various members of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde...
::rolls eyes:: You throw the banana cream pie at the dragon/alien. It much be very very young (and/or stupid). Never take dragons ham sandwiches unless they live with you and then only give them the leftovers. Oh, and banana cream pies have white stuff on top that is sometimes yummy (depends on who makes it) so you might want to eat some before hitting the dragon in the face with it.
Blowing things up? Sounds fun to us! We will jsut take a seat in the back, and enjoy the show!
Banana cream pie? Ugh. Sounds pretty alien to me.
I not sure what 'sposives is, but I will helps free the baby alien!
Do we gets Nanner pie too?
You have the BEST reports!!! We think we may like banana cream pies.
Ham, chick-hen and steak AND Banana Cream pie for aliens? Can we help????
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
We want some pie too!! Do we hafta lock ourselves in a bathroom to get some???
You gots better foods than we did.
Maybe tha' 'plosives should be full of bananer cream pies!
I'll make the banananaer creme pies!
Sounds like you had lots of tasty things to eat this week!
hammmmmm! ummmmmmm. we din't get nuffin', an' daddy even made burnt offerins on caturday. we got the smell but not a single taste. kin we come liff wif you? we don't mind aliens at all, haffin' one of our own.
heehee great report today!
Ummm....this is quite a report! We are not sure what a banana cream pie is! Mommy makes banana bread....will that help?
Sammy, Mommy says NO 'PLOSIVES!!!
Hi Miles!!! Hi Sammy!!! Hi Nicky!!! Hi Billy!!!
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