Monday, August 23, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - Steak, ham, eggs, bacon and FRENCH TOAST!!! JACKPOT!!!!

The Billy Report:  Billy's woofie friend Maxx visited us over the weekend while his human daddy wented to visit his family in Boston.  Billy and Maxx hadded fun - they played Lion Tamer and Who's Mouth is Bigger, and they taught Nicky to play "put your tail ofur your butt or get a wet nose up there".  I don't think he liked that game. 

The Nicky Report:  Not much to report with Nicky - he's getting tall.  And he doesn't like woofie nose up his patoot.

Let's see, what else is there to report?
::tugging at Miles's furs:: - hey goo ball, it's time for mine Alien report and I has somefing FURRY IMPORTANT to report
hmmm, what else happened this week? 
what's that the mom?
I has to what?
oh, does I REALLY? it's sooooooooooo 'barassing!!!
yes, the mom, I want to continue to do the Meezer Monday Miles report - lots of kitties like to read it. 
yes, the mom, I see sammy dancing around ofur there like he's going to wet his pants or somefing. 
ok, ::SIGH::
Here's PolentaBrain with this week's Psycho report:   sheesh- thank you marshmallow thighs.  So, as you know, Billy's furriend was back this weekend, and I hadded a whole list of innerview questions for him.  so here are some answers:
Sammy: So, Maxx, what kind of alien are you, exactly?
Maxx: well, I'm a dog and you're a psycho kat, but if you mean what breed am I, I'm an American Eskimo, or Eskie, for short.
Sammy: So, you're from planet Eskimo?
Maxx: No, I'm from about 2 miles away, however, you seem to be from somewhere weird.  Where are YOU from?
Sammy: I'm from the garden - I doesn't know how I gotted there, but all I knows is grampa norton finded me there and made the mom rescue me. 
Maxx: Soooooooooooo, you just APPEARED in the garden?
Sammy: well................ maybe.  I doesn't know how I gotted there.
Maxx:  could you have been dropped there? like, from a SPACESHIP?
Sammy: uh................. er....................... um.................... crap
Maxx: huh, so YOU'RE the ALIEN???
Sammy: NO I'm not the alien YOU are!
Maxx: Nuh uh
Sammy: UH HUH
Maxx: NUH UH
Sammy: UH HUH pffffttttt
Maxx: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffff

uh, that concludes this edishun of the Meezer Monday Miles report - I better go make shur that fur is not flying around. 


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Dear Maxx -

Give up trying to make sense -



GASP (and gulp)



Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sammy, this is something to think on. How did you get to the garden?

A few Good Cats said...

Leading with the Foods Report was a great idea -- all kinds of good news there!

Billy and Nicky are doing well, we see... Miles has some investigating to do about that alien, though!

Derby, Ducky said...

We don't like it when noses get in our patoots either. When we do that to each other we start wrasslin.

The Island Cats said...

Another exciting weekend at Casa de Meezer...'cept this time it sounds like an episode of the X Files!

Katnip Lounge said...

Sammy, you have a dilemma. Are you, or are you not an alien?

Jacqueline said...

Oh, we've never had steak, ham, bacon or French Toast!(Mommy doesn't eat red meat, so that's never in the house, but we don't know what her excuse is for the French Toast!!)...Sammy, even if you are an alien, we still love you!!...So, how did you get to that garden anyway??...Happy week, handsome boys...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hmmmm, so the mom has a history of bringing home aliens. Very interesting.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, yoo guys hit da jackpot in da foods dis weekend! And Billy is teaching Nicky how to haf fun wif a woofie and protect da spot #13 from cold wet noses, good job. As fur Sammy, well, how didhe get in da, a mystery, we love mysteries.

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Om NOM nom... a tasty update my friends!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

HA HA HA!!!! That was one of the best Monday Reports ever, Miles! You MUST continue doing them!

Max i such a clever woofie, euuuuuhhh Alien.....

The Chans

PS: We all play the "wet nose etc" game here.

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

Max we think you on to something sammmy it somthing to think about
i a bit upset i never get all the great food you get i have to wait for it to be droped


Furkidsmom said...

MOL Maxx may be onto something!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

pee ess- Mom really enjoyed seeing Maxx!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles, Mommy LOVES your reports. You do an excellent job!

Nicky, great thinking in learning to protect spot 13! Very important lesson!

Billy, you were so good this week....of course. I LOVE YOU (Auntie Deb)

Maxx, if Billy likes must be a great woofie.

Sammy, how did you get in the garden??? Has Maxx got you questioning your own existance??? We love you.....alien or not! MOL

Hannah and Lucy said...

The question on everycats list to ask this week is Sammy "how did you get in the garden" - was it by a shooting star? or did you beam down from the moon?
Nicky remember always cover spot 13
Miles a good food report this week
Billy it seems you were quite good this week - no running outside - have an extra treat!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

*giggle* *snicker* *giggle*

an excellent Monday Report, guyzos! thanks for the updates!

Anonymous said...

So how did you get into the garden, Sammy? Is that why you see the aliens and no one else does?

The Paw Relations said...

MOL! What a great Monday Report!

The Furry Kids said...

Lion Tamer is the But sometimes we get in trouble when we play it. hehehe

Your pal,

Marg said...

Sammy, that darn dog has you all confuseled. You are not an alien. You tell that doggie which way to go. Good report

Junior and Orion said...

Sammy-you are from Planet Meezer!!!! And Meezers are taking over the world!!!!!! We do share with other breeds and species though.

Busby and Raymond said...

Another interesting weekend at your house!

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh oh Sammy, you've got everyone wondering now. Do you get Mr. Bean on your TV? He dropped out of the sky and ended up in the road. Maybe that's how you got in the garden.

ABBY said...

Oh Sammy it's ok to be mysterious!

You did hit the jackpot in the food dept!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman


Pierro said...

I think you covered every corner Miles!
Well done and glad to hear all of you are giving mom and Maxx a fair share of excitement!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

That was really a good interview, Sammy. But I really worry 'bout a kitteh that has a woofie for a friend. Sooooooooo unnatural!

TK and Squashies said...

Don't you worry Sammy- we knows you is not a alien.
And good idea to keeps things outta your patooty Nicky.

One thing is true- we loves the Miles Monday Report!

The Creek Cats said...

French toast sounds super delicious!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

HAHA! "I'm from the garden" Oh oh! That Maxx just turned it around on Sammy, now what?Nicky, a tail over your butt is the best position to be in if you are ever in doubt.

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