MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods Report - Steak, ham, eggs, bacon and FRENCH TOAST!!! JACKPOT!!!!
The Billy Report: Billy's woofie friend Maxx visited us over the weekend while his human daddy wented to visit his family in Boston. Billy and Maxx hadded fun - they played Lion Tamer and Who's Mouth is Bigger, and they taught Nicky to play "put your tail ofur your butt or get a wet nose up there". I don't think he liked that game.
The Nicky Report: Not much to report with Nicky - he's getting tall. And he doesn't like woofie nose up his patoot.
Let's see, what else is there to report?
::tugging at Miles's furs:: - hey goo ball, it's time for mine Alien report and I has somefing FURRY IMPORTANT to report
hmmm, what else happened this week?
what's that the mom?
I has to what?
who?
oh, does I REALLY? it's sooooooooooo 'barassing!!!
yes, the mom, I want to continue to do the Meezer Monday Miles report - lots of kitties like to read it.
yes, the mom, I see sammy dancing around ofur there like he's going to wet his pants or somefing.
ok, ::SIGH::
Here's PolentaBrain with this week's Psycho report: sheesh- thank you marshmallow thighs. So, as you know, Billy's furriend was back this weekend, and I hadded a whole list of innerview questions for him. so here are some answers:
Sammy: So, Maxx, what kind of alien are you, exactly?
Maxx: well, I'm a dog and you're a psycho kat, but if you mean what breed am I, I'm an American Eskimo, or Eskie, for short.
Sammy: So, you're from planet Eskimo?
Maxx: No, I'm from about 2 miles away, however, you seem to be from somewhere weird. Where are YOU from?
Sammy: I'm from the garden - I doesn't know how I gotted there, but all I knows is grampa norton finded me there and made the mom rescue me.
Maxx: Soooooooooooo, you just APPEARED in the garden?
Sammy: well................ maybe. I doesn't know how I gotted there.
Maxx: could you have been dropped there? like, from a SPACESHIP?
Sammy: uh................. er....................... um.................... crap
Maxx: huh, so YOU'RE the ALIEN???
Sammy: NO I'm not the alien YOU are!
Maxx: Nuh uh
Sammy: UH HUH
Maxx: NUH UH
Sammy: UH HUH pffffttttt
Maxx: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffff
uh, that concludes this edishun of the Meezer Monday Miles report - I better go make shur that fur is not flying around.
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Dear Maxx -
Give up trying to make sense -
THEY
are
GASP (and gulp)
KHATS!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sammy, this is something to think on. How did you get to the garden?
Leading with the Foods Report was a great idea -- all kinds of good news there!
Billy and Nicky are doing well, we see... Miles has some investigating to do about that alien, though!
We don't like it when noses get in our patoots either. When we do that to each other we start wrasslin.
Another exciting weekend at Casa de Meezer...'cept this time it sounds like an episode of the X Files!
Sammy, you have a dilemma. Are you, or are you not an alien?
Oh, we've never had steak, ham, bacon or French Toast!(Mommy doesn't eat red meat, so that's never in the house, but we don't know what her excuse is for the French Toast!!)...Sammy, even if you are an alien, we still love you!!...So, how did you get to that garden anyway??...Happy week, handsome boys...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Hmmmm, so the mom has a history of bringing home aliens. Very interesting.
Wow, yoo guys hit da jackpot in da foods dis weekend! And Billy is teaching Nicky how to haf fun wif a woofie and protect da spot #13 from cold wet noses, good job. As fur Sammy, well, how didhe get in da garden...ooo, a mystery, we love mysteries.
Om NOM nom... a tasty update my friends!
HA HA HA!!!! That was one of the best Monday Reports ever, Miles! You MUST continue doing them!
Max i such a clever woofie, euuuuuhhh Alien.....
Purrs,
The Chans
PS: We all play the "wet nose etc" game here.
Max we think you on to something sammmy it somthing to think about
i a bit upset i never get all the great food you get i have to wait for it to be droped
LL
MOL Maxx may be onto something!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
pee ess- Mom really enjoyed seeing Maxx!
Miles, Mommy LOVES your reports. You do an excellent job!
Nicky, great thinking in learning to protect spot 13! Very important lesson!
Billy, you were so good this week....of course. I LOVE YOU (Auntie Deb)
Maxx, if Billy likes you...you must be a great woofie.
Sammy, how did you get in the garden??? Has Maxx got you questioning your own existance??? We love you.....alien or not! MOL
The question on everycats list to ask this week is Sammy "how did you get in the garden" - was it by a shooting star? or did you beam down from the moon?
Nicky remember always cover spot 13
Miles a good food report this week
Billy it seems you were quite good this week - no running outside - have an extra treat!!
*giggle* *snicker* *giggle*
an excellent Monday Report, guyzos! thanks for the updates!
So how did you get into the garden, Sammy? Is that why you see the aliens and no one else does?
MOL! What a great Monday Report!
Lion Tamer is the best.game.ever. But sometimes we get in trouble when we play it. hehehe
Your pal,
Titus
Sammy, that darn dog has you all confuseled. You are not an alien. You tell that doggie which way to go. Good report
Sammy-you are from Planet Meezer!!!! And Meezers are taking over the world!!!!!! We do share with other breeds and species though.
Another interesting weekend at your house!
Uh oh Sammy, you've got everyone wondering now. Do you get Mr. Bean on your TV? He dropped out of the sky and ended up in the road. Maybe that's how you got in the garden.
Oh Sammy it's ok to be mysterious!
You did hit the jackpot in the food dept!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
purrin
xo
Abby
I think you covered every corner Miles!
Well done and glad to hear all of you are giving mom and Maxx a fair share of excitement!
bonks
That was really a good interview, Sammy. But I really worry 'bout a kitteh that has a woofie for a friend. Sooooooooo unnatural!
Don't you worry Sammy- we knows you is not a alien.
And good idea to keeps things outta your patooty Nicky.
One thing is true- we loves the Miles Monday Report!
French toast sounds super delicious!
HAHA! "I'm from the garden" Oh oh! That Maxx just turned it around on Sammy, now what?Nicky, a tail over your butt is the best position to be in if you are ever in doubt.
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