Friday, January 29, 2010

Finally Friday

SAMMY

We hadded a good mom day yesterday - she werked from home and Nicky kept sitting on her laptop, and then sitting on her neck.  Miles layed across her knees and maded them ache, I layed 'ahind her head and kicked her, and Billy layed on the other end of the couch . when it was lunch time nicky tried to crawl inside her sammich to try and eat it, but when she offered him some he turned his nose up at it.  But Miles stoled a whole hunk of her sammich and eated it.  Then when she was done she wented upstairs to lay in bed (and she NEFUR takes naps during the day) and we all layed on her in bed.  So, it was a good day.  

And then today she abandonded us again.  and it's COLD here.  

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

WE has a mom day today!! It's snowing and the mom's carpool could not make it all the way to Buffalo.  We is FURRY thankful today!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Wednesday Rant

NICKY

Hi! I's Nicholas!!! My brofur Miles says I has to rant about somefing today.  I diddn't know what RANT means, so he saided that I has to complain about somefing.  WOW.  Complain? I doesn't think that I haf anything to complain about! I haf a nice house and I LOVES my brofur Billy, I has good noms and I likes to snuggle wif my mommy.  AND I haf my OWN 'PARTMENT!  I has mine own bed and litterbox and noms and mine own heater and no one can bother me when I sleeps at night. 

Oh wait, I knows what to rant about! I doesn't get to haf fun playing THoE in the middle of the night or lay on my mommy's head or jump up and down on the big  mommy bed.  I thinks that I is now old enough to not haf to stay in my 'partment at night!! I wants OUT at night!!!!!

Thank you

::whispers:: HEY MILES - was that ok???

Miles - ::shaking head:: he'll learn. 

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Oh for the love of....me?

SAMMY

Deer Lady who lives in my house

It has come to my attenshun that you have been LYING to me.  To all of us!!! Don't you think we talk while you are out at your "jahb"?  Seriously, we do compare notes.  This is what we haf discovered.

1.  I am your favorite little manly meezer man
2.  Miles is your favorite little manly meezer man
3.  Billy is your favorite little man
4.  Nicky is your favorite little baby meezer man. 

Also:

1.  I am your very special angel
2.  Miles is your special little angel baby
3.  Billy is your special baby angel
4.  Nicky is your special angel love

lastly:

1.  I am your first and most special little boyfriend
2.  Miles is your little honey boyfriend
3.  Billy is your sweet baby boyfriend
4.  Nicky is your teeny sweet baby boyfriend

Explain yourself!!!!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


The Foods Report:  bacon, ham, steak and eggs.  not bad!

The Nicky Report - he hadded a good v-e-t visit.  he's still tilty and he's still a little snotty and he gotted STABBED, but he PURRRED the whole time.  he'll learn...........

The what did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: um, well, you know.............

The Alien Report by our outerspace correspondent Sammy the whackjob.  - um, thanks lard butt Miles.  Ok, Sammy here with exciting Alien news - I think I have cracked their code and know what they are making noise about at one in the morning - donuts.  either that or the engineering plans for a really really big mothership.  but i think it's donuts.   Back to you Miles

um, I have no response to that...........

Ok, we also have breaking news on the blogging front.  As you know, the orinch meniss Billy has his own blog for Dancing Tuesdays.  Well, he now has a new feature - Really Annoying Friday -where he will find really really annoying songs or video clips guaranteed to make your people cringe and say bad werds at him.  It should be TONS of fun!!!

No Nicky you cannot have your own blog.  You are one of US, and we blog together.  Nicky will be posting on Ranting Wednesday this week.  That should be interesting. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, January 22, 2010

FINALLY Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

My Mommy says that I has a noo name - Nicholas Fuzzypants MEEZER!!!! I GETS TO STAY!!!!!!!!! I IS OFFISHUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I has to go to the v-e-t tomorrow.  YAY!!!! I loves the v-e-t!! They hold me and kiss me and love all ofur me there!!!!

This is me being happy that I AM OFFISHULLY A MEEZER!!!!!


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Lissen up The Mom (if that is in fact your REAL name).  Giving Billy  his own dancing blog AND his own facebook account is fine, HOWEVER, that does NOT mean that you can SKIP helping US blog here on our own MEEZER ONLY blog on Tuesdays!! And now that Nicky is here he is demanding his OWN blog time.  Straighten up woman! 

SAMMY

Uh, the mom? you better do what he says or just put a pile of ham in front of him to shut him up. 

NICKY

Blog? what's a blog? Does me get to blog too? I might haf lots to say, but I doesn't know yet.  Mostly me just says "SQUEAK".  Which ushually means "does I get to stay here forefur?"

Monday, January 18, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The ick sick report: The mom is FINALLY starting to feel better.  But please purr for her today.  Today she and grammie haf to make a hard decision about grampie and if he's going to be able to come home or move into a nursing home.  The mom is all leaky eyed about it.  We feels really bad for her and grammie.

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  NOTHING.  NOT A DARN THING.  He efen VOLUNTEERLY cuddled wif the mom and mao mao maoed at her for attenshuns.  So, now he has his OWN facebook account.  The mom says that she feels bad 'acuase he's the only orinch meniss in a house of meezers and that we gang up on him.  blah blah blah.

The Snotbag report: He's still snotty and tilty.  He's getting some better though.  He only sneezed 27 times in a row this morning.  He wented to visit Grammie last week (we all did when we was baby kitties) and grammie falled in love wif him.  and he likeded it there.  I 'amember visiting grammie and grampie and i loved it too.

The Alien report - by our resident x-files whacko Sammy:   The aliens were out late at night - it was a noo moon this weekend and i thinks that they was hafing a secret alien conference in the dark.  I need to ask Billy's furriend Maxx when he comes ofur next time if he can translate for me. 

The Foods Report - home made home smoked BACON!!!!!!!! OH. MY. BAST.  this was the mostest delishus batch that she has maded.  And she's going to make more so that the next time the dad comes home to see us he can take some back wif him.  Or we can take it down there the next time we go to visit him.  

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today

Thursday, January 14, 2010

thursday.....

SAMMY

Well at least she cleaned our litter box.  But then she spent the whole night bomiting.  Whatefur it is she has will not go away, and we is furry upset about that.  Efen Nicky is upset - he keeps maoing at her wif his squeaky baby voice and she kind of squeaks back at him. And Nicky is still stuffy and tilty too.  Maybe they just keep making each ofur sick.  I knows that her baby talking him all the time makes me sick ("oh nicky poo, you're so cute"  blah!)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer The Mom

Yes, I know that you haf been sick sick sick with the ick ick ick or creeping crud or whatever it is that you beans get that makes you talk like you haf clothespins on your nose and makes your voice go away and makes you cough nonstop for eleventy squillion hours, and then makes you bomit for eleventy squillion MORE hours.  However, there's now a green cloud ofur the litter box and I'm not going anywhere near it.  If you don't want somefing bad to happen to the rugs, I sugjest that you get off your fat behind and scoop it.  and NO I don't really care that leaning over it to scoop it makes you dizzy and want to pass out.  If you passed out in it that would be really really funny. 

 

Monday, January 11, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Sick Report - the mom has been terribly sick since Friday - sore throat, cough, stuffy head, stuffy chest, bomiting, etc.  She's still sick and miserable! We has to purrr on her more

The foods report- NO EXTRA FOODS - a cause of the sickness.  SIGH

The What Did Billy Do to get in trouble this week report - guess what? no guess.  really.  guess.  it's prolly what you think. 

The Alien report  - take it away whack job Sammy -  I have noted that the aliens are quiet when it's cold and noisier when the sun is out and it's warmer.  I think that the answer to alien ee-rad-a-k-shun is to make it cold forever.  Back to you thunder thighs. 

Miles: uh, thanks id10t.  ::SIGH::

The Snotbag report: He's STILL snotty, and tilty but he seems to LOVE LOVE LOVE us.  He's always trying to sneeze in our faces.  He's a cute little monster.  Once he stops sneezing and blowing boogers all over the place I will think about using his proper name.  He has no idea what his name is yet - the mom calls NICKY!! NICHOLAS!!! NICKY!! and Billy comes running.  ::SIGH:: Am I the only one around here who knows his name?

That is the MeezerMonday Miles report for today!!!!

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Weekend Cat Blogging




WOW!!! We haf a LOT of entries for our first time hosting WCB!  So, let's get to it!!! (and leave any new links in the comments below)

Let's Dance - the BIRD dance with the awesome Pepi over at House of the Mostly Black Cats (AND Miles' almost sort of kind of brother-in-law-cat!)

The Whiskeratti are shining their light on a LOL cat - the Cat Blogosphere's own Daisy the Curly Cat

Jules is sharing the morning routine at Judi's Mind Over Matter (oh and Miss Judi, our the mom who went to Pitt sends this message to you "Roll Tide Roll")

Former presidential candidate Chey is doing a great job of ignoring the male over there at The Cat Post Intellingencer

Henry Oliver Mastillone is guest starring over at Curlz and Swirlz, and showing off his manly toes!

Eric and Flynn, way across the pond, are having some strange weather! Well, for them, here we have about eleventy squillion inches of snow.  Or, you know, a foot.

Our good friend Junior, is celebrating his birthday AND gotcha day!

Max the psycho kitty LOVES his younger human.  But you know, on his terms.

Tanner (er TAMIR) (sheesh the mom get it together and stop 'barassing us!) over at Friends Furever needs to protect his nip nanner from sister Allie

Mason Canyon!! Welcome to Weekend Cat Blogging! We LOVE the pictures of Gum Drop and Little One!

Caesar's world at King's Meow is all Topsy Turvy this weekend

Video Break!!!!


Caturday Rules!!!

Milo and Alfie also live across the pond and don't know about snow!

Pierro has his own room!! He's a LUCKY boy!

Frostin' is having fun messing with his human!

Um, Ping? Shoes? really? You got caught red handed dude!! (and Sammy give a big :WAVE: to his girlfriendcat Abby over there at ManxMnews)

Scooter over at Kool Kittie Krew has some great New Year's pictures!

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, it's just

There's some sort of ultimatium being given over at Jan's Funny Farm!

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now....... it's just the kitties at Noll's Nip

Breaking News! Pandafur has a NEW BROTHER! Welcome Ramses!!!

Tygana has a great guessing game going on!

Wally and crew were having an easy Sunday, until............

Clementine  fits right in with Samantha and Maverick

He's KING OF THE WORLD! That's Mouse over at TT@TOT

You really don't expect anyone to get up over at Chocolate and Croissants, do you? (mmm Croissants....)

Frrankendrolleke is a runt? Isn't that kind of rude? HAHAHAHAH. 

Cliff and Olivia are hard at work!

Kitikata-san is really not happy about sharing the perch

Luna and a living room art gallery - a beautiful combination!

Puddin has  LOT information to share! Very edu-ma-k-shunal Puddin!

Derby is laffin and laffin at the weather guessers where he lives

It appears that Miss Faith Boomerang is going to take off in a pod.  Or maybe take a nap.

Neo has made some great resolushuns!!!

Nikita has a great post about the scenes that his daddy sees every day (oh and he is hosting in a couple of weeks too! YAY!)

Patchouli over at Pam's (Sidewalk Shoes) has the ignoring thing down pat!

Check out the beautiful house panther over at Rosa's Yummy Yums

Kashim and Sally are helping the mom this weekend!

Samson is OFFICIALLY gotcha'd!!! Concatulations Monty Graycat and Mom!!!

It's cold over at Pet's Garden!!!

Dascha did NOT do it! Nope it was like that all along

Here's a PSA from the Cat Blogosphere - which is moving to the back up exile site for a few minutes or a few days.  no on really knows. 


Friday, January 08, 2010

Weekend Cat Blogging

MILES

WE is hosting the Weekend Cat Blogging this weekend!!!! Please please please go through your posts and pick one of your posts from this week and submit the link in our comments.  We would like to haf TONS of submissions!!!!!

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I is thankful that the mom gotted a noo battery for the flashy box so that we can get pikshurs of our secret paws presents! We haf only opened one and we is MAD that we has not opened the others! So, to our secret paws, we will be posting our pikshurs this weekend! We apologize for our stoopid the mom.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

ROOLS ROOLS ROOLS

Personal Hy-jean rools

1.  EYE BOOGERS must not be removed.  We like them where they are.  You haf scary nails that we doesn't want around our eyes.  EFUR.  

2.  Toe Nails - DO NOT clip the mighty claws of doom! 

3.  Sticky Furs - lissen, yesterday you dropped a WHOLE SPOONFUL of stinky goodness on my back while you was gifing us brekfest (I doesn't want to hear anything about "you was in the way and you bumped my hand" it's YOUR FAULT).  My furs gotted sticky in a place I cannot reach (right 'atween my shoulder blades).  DO NOT take a washcloth and soap and clean my furs.  SHEESH.  Billy would haf done it for me. 

4.  Poopy feets - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE clean the little runt's feets - he keeps stepping in his poo and THEY STINK. 

 

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Get Well Tuesday




Our good furriend Kismet hadded to go to the er last night wif possible congestive heart failure.  Kismet is one of our oldest blogging furriends and we love him and his sister Sophie so much.  You can read about what happened on Skeezix's blog. Please send some purrrss for Kismet.  This noos has maded our Mommy's eyes leak.  

Also, please purrr some for our little Nicholas - his head is still really tilty and he still has the snots and sneezes.  He will prolly haf to go back to the v-e-t this weekend.  ::sigh::

And Billy is Dancing on Broadway today! 

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen, eggs and brekfest sausage.  not bad. 

The little snotbag report - he's still a snotbag - sneezing boogers on the mom.  it's kind of funny.  He's a cute little thing though.  His head is still really really tilty - he almost turned his head completely upside down yesterday when he was trying to look up at the mom. 

The What Did Billy Do to Get in Trouble This Week report - well, he RANNED OUT OF THE HOUSE IN THE SNOW and maded the mom RUN AFTER HIM IN HER BARE FEETS.  She was just opening the door to see how cold it was an out he ranned.  she knowed if she taked the time to put her boots on he would be GONE.  BAD BAD BILLY

The Alien Report by our resident whack job Sammy - well, the aliens haf been quiet - they must not like the snow.  that's a good thing.  I can relax a little when they is not outside making noise and stuff. 
Back to you chunk butt. 

uh, thank you Sammy. 

Well, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

oh yeah, it FRIKKING COLD and it's snowing!!!

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...