MILES
Deer The Mom
Yes, I know that you haf been sick sick sick with the ick ick ick or creeping crud or whatever it is that you beans get that makes you talk like you haf clothespins on your nose and makes your voice go away and makes you cough nonstop for eleventy squillion hours, and then makes you bomit for eleventy squillion MORE hours. However, there's now a green cloud ofur the litter box and I'm not going anywhere near it. If you don't want somefing bad to happen to the rugs, I sugjest that you get off your fat behind and scoop it. and NO I don't really care that leaning over it to scoop it makes you dizzy and want to pass out. If you passed out in it that would be really really funny.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Dirty litterbox! Oh noes! Yoo can come use my litterbox, Miles. Til yore mommy cleans yores at least.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Awww! We're sorry your mom is still sick. We are sending her lots and lots of healing vibes.
YIKES!!!!!!!! We can't have dirty litterboxes!!!!! We're willing to share ours until your beans get well. xxxxxxxx
Ok, I have to defend the bean here - sometimes you just can't get there to scoop it! Now, the fact that it is at green cloud stage (if that is truely the case) is bad, but I am sure your mom isn't doing it to be mean! Cut her a little slack, ok. Although even I have to admit it would be a little funny if she passed out in it - mostly bad, but just a teeny tiny bit funny too.
This time, we're definitely on your side, Miles. Dirty litterboxes are not acceptable, ever (and that includes all natural disasters!).
But we do hope that your The Mom feels better soon.
Dirty litter boxes are gross....but moms puking your litter box is gross too......maybe you can try the beans potty!
MOL! You're so understanding Billy!
We make mama clean ours, rain, shine, or illness. Seeing her pass out while doing it would REALLY be funny, though!
With FOUR of you, the litterbox must get pretty full pretty fast. Yuckies!
Feel better, The Mom.
Uh Oh, the dreaded "green cloud" of stinky stage! Your Mom must really be sick if the green cloud has formed over the box. Hope she feels better soon. Meanwhile, you may have to hold your noses when you use the box.
...and why again does she have khats???
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh man, stinky boxes is not good...our mom sits down on da floor to scoop ours or she really will fall in! Hope yoor mom feels better soon.
You should be more considerate of your mommy!! She doesn't feel good right now. She'll get to your litter box in due time. I'm sure she doesn't want anything happening to her rugs either.
XOXOXO Puddin
Make sure you have the flashy box ready in case she does pass out in the box!!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Heh...that would be kinda funny... unless she passed out for way too long, and then who would feed you?!?!?
Ummmm.....well last time Meowm let our litterbox get a bit on the rank side.....Orion left a "gift" in a not good place. We hope you don't have to resort to the sasme.
Sorry your mom is ill... but dirty litter boxes are the worst and definitely not acceptable!
Hope your mom gets better soon :-)
Sorry your mom's all flu-y. You boys just need to get creative is all.
Heers what Patches does: she goes up to da litter box, but leevs her 'deposit' jus outside on da floor. Den, mom HAZ to cleen it up or step in it!
Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle
Jeez, beans have more excuses than you can shake a stick at for not taking care of litterboxes. You just leave your business right on the floor outside the litterbox and she'll snap to it quick enouogh!
I hope she feels better soon so she can get back to spoiling you
Y'know...sick or not, she's gotta take care of the box...it's an unwritten rule....
Hope she feels better....
I don't like using the litterbox, but if I have to, I balance all four paws on one corner so I don't have to touch it. Maybe you should all do that until the green fog goes. We hope your mum feels better soon.
Eric
Hope your Mom feels better soon. The last time our litter box was not as clean as we wanted, one of us kicked some of the poop out of the box.
Oh we hopes yur Mom feels better berry soon.
(and cleans dat litterboxz)
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Hi guys,
Sorry for my long absence. We moved, and when I was finally ready to blog, I could not remember my password.
Don't pee on the rugs, you mom might not let you blog (that happened to me), but I would totally laugh if my mistress fell into my litter box.
This is a terrible problem, Miles. We hope that your mom gets better so she can clean up after you guys without passing out!! GET WELL MEEZER MOM!
Miles, we understand your frustration... just understand that your human meezer mom is frustrated too. (When she isn't coughing or bomiting or feeling cruddy.) You need to find someone else in the house who will pick up the slack and clean that box. Until then, take care of your mom and we'll send healing vibes her way too.
Uh oh! This could be a problem for everyone.
Houston, there's a problem!
Well said, Miles. You were direct and to the point...AND I see by Sammy's post that it got the desired results.
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