Friday, July 30, 2010



OOOO, one of the comments askded if they can teleport ofur to our nap pile....... YES YES YES!! FRIDAY NAP PILE!!!!!!!! EFURRYONE IS INVITED!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thursday, July 29, 2010

Thankful Thursday


I's thankful that I didn't drown when the big butt of doom crushed me and dumped me in the human litterbox.  Someone needs to learn to watch where they're putting that thing. 

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Wednesday Rant


Deer Mommy: What's wif the no Nicky Toosday post? Efurryone was prolly furry sad that they did not see mine cuteness!!!!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: french toast and sausage - wif MAPLE SYRUP.  OH BOY!!!!

The What Did Billy Do this week to make us mad and want to put him up for sale:  The way our front door is made in our house, it's impossible for the mom  to open it wifout there being a space where no one can sneak out.  The mom has been throwing her purse and 'puter bag in the door in front of her to try and catch the orinch meniss, but the other night he gotted out and took off down the street.  the mom caught him IN THE STREET 2 HOUSES DOWN. She was crying and screaming and it was not pretty.  She saided that she might haf to get the dungeon ready and put our litterboxes down there and make ALL OF US live there during the day while she is at werk.  Does anybody want to buy a slightly used, slightly damp all the time, orinch meniss?

The Nick Report - that boy is just plain nuts. 

The Alien Report - by resident screwball and mashed potato brain Sammy:  Well, I has it on good authority that the aliens stealed mine furs to clone me.  That's disturbing.  How will mine mommy know who is me and who is a clone?   What if the clones is ebil and try and eat mine mommy? AHHHHHHHHHH.   I think I needs to hide unner the bed. 

::SIGH:: Poor Sammy.  I should really stop telling our woofie furriend to screw wif Sammy when he bisits.  Or not.  Prolly not.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Thankless Thursday


I's really disappointed in the mom.  She has not helped us bisit hardly anyone this week and it makes me furry sad.  I doesn't care about her being tired or really busy at werk, our furriends will stop coming by here if we doesn't stop by their blogs and say Hi!


and if that doesn't werk - how about this - Nicky is just starting to make furriends- don't make him cry by not letting him bisit them!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Wednesday Rant


I am NOT vel-kro kitty!! I just like to try and live inside your skin wif you! And I likes to lick your face while you sleep.  Really, I'm kissing you, I'm NOT tasting you to see if you are done. 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Nicky Tuesday



scritch mine butt please. 

Monday, July 19, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report - how come when we get the hots here the mom does not want anything but begetables? PAH!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: Nothing -  it's too hot.

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report:  He chewed on some 'lektrik cords. someday he will learn

I really hate to do this, but here is whack-o Sam-o wif his alien report:  Thank you mashed potato head:  So, I still have furs missing in weerd places, and it's getting itchy in those places.   I haf been trying to figure out what the aliens could possibly want wif mine teefs.  I think I have it figured out - they're building a death ray and they are going to point it at mine house 'acause I'm on to them.  Or maybe they're making a necklace out of them.  I must to more research. 
Back to you cottage cheese thighs. 

::SIGH:: I'm so sorry.  I can't do anything about him. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, July 16, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Happy Gotcha Day to Me!


It's mine gotcha day!!! WOOOO HOOOOO!  Today is the day that grampa norton finded me in the garden and told the mom to 'dopt me!

This is mine furry ferst pikshur from July 2004 (the date on the pikshur is when the mom taked a digital pikshur of the print pikshur) 

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Nicky Tuesday


Mommy - you knows that i's just a baby right? I's only 9 momfs old, right? And you know that I has not had as much 'sperience as efurrycat else, right? so, if you knows that, why did you laff at me when I got really big tail poof and growled at the water in the baftub? it smelt really funny and I did not like it! And I did not want you to get in it - it was EBIL!!!!

PEE ESS: Come dancing wif me and mine brofur Billy!!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: bacon, eggs and chick-hen (grilled chick-hen!!!)

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble report: NOTHING.  it's TOO FREAKING HOT.  that what he says anyway. 

The Nicky Report: Nicky is doing ok, still really tilty and dizzy, but it doesn't slow him down.

The Sammy Report: (get ready).  Take it away POODLE PAW:  ok, so, I was kidnapped, left to defend myself against the aliens for a WHOLE NIGHT, knocked out, mine teefs was stolen, my furs were shaved on very weerd places on mine body (the bottoms of mine feets? mine inner thighs? poodle cut on the paw? WHAT THE FUR?).  I's feeling better now though. And I wants to thank efurryone for helping wif mine dental 'mergency.  The mom taked video of me picking the winner, but forgotted to put on much light so it was dark.  But, here is who I picked to win the wind chime: 
YAY! Concatulations Miss Karen Jo!!!  If your address to send it to is different than what is on your paypal accout, let us know, otherwise we will send it out (and there will be something in there for Herman too!) 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, July 09, 2010

Hissed Off Friday


I's a little hissed off today 'acuase we haf not been able to do the drawing for the wind chime.  We will do it tonight - I promise.  The mom has been having drug pharmacy prollems 'acuase she has not been able to haf her insulin for almost a whole week and she has been whacked out. the prollem was finally fixed thursday night so she should be back to what passes for normal for her. 

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Thursday Rant







Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Wednesday Rant


Sammy looks like a shaved poodle.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOL.  

Ok, well, not really, but he has parts of him shaved - like part of his leg and the bottoms of his back feets. weerd.   

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles Report:

The Sammy Report - Sammy hadded 5 teefs taked out on Friday.  On Saturday night he hadded to go to the 'mergency room 'cause he was barfing all ofur the place and not eating.  They gifed him sub-q flooids and sented him home - and he's doing better.  He's still not eating a lot, but he's not barfing anymore. 

The WindChime drawing report - 'acause the mom was sick too and hadded to watch Sammy, we will do the wind chime drawing on Wednesday night .

The Foods Report - it was a holly-day and we just gotted soft boiled eggs and a little ham-less burger.  The mom's stomach was icky. 

Sammy will return wif his alien report next week.  He's a little unner the spaceship right now. 

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Happy 4th of July

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed

234 years later, our elected officials seem to forget this.  They work for us.  Period.  If they are not doing what you want, WE the People, have the power to change this. 
And 234 years later, the brave men who risked everything, including their very lives, to sign the most important piece of paper in American History, are still my heroes.
New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

Friday, July 02, 2010



Mommy says it's Sammy - i's not so shur.  He has a bald patch on his leg and he stinks funny.  And he's missing 5 teefs. I has to spend the rest of the night sniffing his stinky neck. 

We will haf pikshurs tomorrow


Sammy is out of surgery and he's doing ok. 

The mom will be picking him up at about 5pm our time (eastern). 

She has not talked to the v-e-t about exactly what they did, she just talked to the tech who said he was awake and hissed off.

Today's the day

Today's the day - we is purrrrring hard that Sammy will do ok in surgery.  Hopefully he will be home late this afternoon.  We will update when we get the call from the v-e-t. 

The drawing for the wind chimes will be tomorrow - once Sammy is up to pulling a name. 

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Thankful Thursday


I am furry furry thankful for all of the purrrsss and purrayers and for the donayshuns to help me get mine mouf fixed.  Efen though I doesn't want to go - I has to spend the whole night there tonight all by mineself - I will not be able to cuddle wif mine mommy like I does all night efurrynight.  It will be furry lonely.  Maybe some kitties can teleport ofur to bisit me?

Just a 'minder that efurryone who donates green papers will be entered into the drawing for a beautiful chime from UncleMo.  Here is a pikshure of what the wind chime looks like: It's beautiful!

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...