Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wednesday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday


the Mom: we knows you is werking at home some days this week 'acuase of things that is going on at your werk- but you're werking TOO MUCH.  17 hours Monday? 15 hours Tuesday? for cripes sake, take a litterbox break! And also, PET ME.  Or else I will continue to stab you in the head wif mine mighty clawrs of doom.  

and uh NO, you're NOT doing clippy claws.  



Ok, I will just have to whap your head every 20 seconds until you pet me.  

Or feed me.  

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


Ferst, I's NOT a spazzmo Miles.  That's a mean name.  I's just easily 'acitable.  and i likes to climb stuff, but i's not allowed anymore.  but i still does when mommy is not here.  i can't help it.  i's sorry i's bad. i doesn't mean to be bad.  like when i ran ofur mommy's face last night and skratched her.  my butt was on fire.  i doesn't know why she didn't see the flames though.

Also, we is furry sad about our furriend the beautiful Praline.  We knows she's happy at the Bridge though.  

Monday, April 25, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report

The Foods report - LAMB!!! HAM!!!!! EGGS!!!!!!!

The What did Billy do report - he was good this week!

The What did Nicky do tihis week report: Well you all know about his tossing a meezer nick-nack off the bookshelf - but to get up there he could not JUMP so he hadded to CLIMB up the shelfs and he knockded eurryfing ofur on the shelfs too.  He was grownded (from being up high) and he has not goned back up there.  I's shur that won't last long.  'acuase he's a spazmo

The crackpot report with the head cracked pot head.  Uh, miles, you're weerd.  and you're fat.  Oh, I mean "undertall".  If you were about 3 feet tall you would be the perfekt weight. 
So, the aliens were going NUTS all last week.  I swore that the mothership was going to land in our back yard a couple of times.  But it didn't (uh, creamcheese head, it was the moon.  sheesh).  whatefur chickenpotpiehips.  Something has to happen soon because they're all going crazy!!!

Back to you oatmealbutt. 

::SIGH:: I think when you hadded your sneezing fit the other day your brains came out!

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, April 21, 2011

It went something like this....


"hey Nicky, why don't you climb up to the top of that bookcase in the hallway upstairs?" he said

"um, mommy doesn't like it when I do that" I said

"she won't have to know, besides you like being up on high places" he said

"oh, ok, if you think it will be ok I will do it" I said

"trust me, it's ok" he said

So when I gotted up there he said "see that little cat figurine thing? yeah, that one.  Toss it down here, I'll catch it" he said 

"why?" I said

"I want to look at it, it's a little meezer figurine and I want to look at it up close.  Don't werry, I'll catch it" he said

"are you shur?" I said

"yes! I's shur!" he said

"well ok, I said" 

::push push push:: - "here it comes" I said


"Hey! I said.  I thought you were going to catch it!"

"uh, HELLO? Where are you????"


"NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS" She hollered.  "GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU LITTLE MONSTER!" She hollered!  "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" she hollered again!! 
"No more being up high for you mister!" she said.  "You're GROWNDED!" She said. 

"SAMMY??????? SAMMY????????? SAMMY???????" I hollered

::yawn stretch: "oh hey Nicky, what's up? oh Dude, you're in trubble now! look what you did" he said.  

"I's so mad at you Sammy" I said "you said you would catch it!" I said

"what are you talking about? I was sleeping downstairs! The mom even saw me there when that thing crashed!" he said

Great. Now I's grownded and I's mad at Sammy. 

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wonderful Wednesday


HA! I gets to post 2 days in a row - and I'm shur that will chap Miles' furs.  MOL

Guess what? We gotted a email today from our furriends Egypt, Maxie, Tuxie and Midnigt about Meezer Colors Day!!! It's a cool day if you're a Meezer, honorary Meezer (like Billy) or  meezer bun, etc.  Go check it out. 

Oh, and I gotted in lots of trubble for somefing too.  But I should go 'acause I's supposed to be something called "grownded" and I doesn't think I's supposed to be on the 'puter.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


Guess what mommy did last night? No, not that.  uh, not that either.  NO, not THAT either. 

Mommy was making some stuff to take to werk today for a "mixer" and she hadded hot peppers and was making something called Poppers and then she forgot she hadded hot stuffs on her hands and she rubbed her eyes.  Then she ranned around screaming and hollering - alot like I does! She also gotted it on her nose.  It was really funny!!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - FRENCH TOAST and PULLED PORK!!!!

The What did Billy do report - you know, for a blobbo fat cat like Billy he can shur MOVE.  He ranned out in the snow on Sunday and then ranned BACK INSIDE.  MOL.

The What Did Nicky Do report - spazzy spazzy spazzmo. 

Now here's the psycho report brought to you by SykoSammy.  MOL.   - yeah whatefur Miles - you better take a look in the mirror when you call someone BLOBBO.  Ok, so, Billy's woofie furriend camed to visit - his dad was going somewhere or somefing and his girl was moving out of the house so he camed here.  I got to ask him questions about why he has not gone back on the mothership.  His answer was "woof arf arf arf woof growl grrrr woof arf" which I think either means "I like it here and get good noms" OR "you are really a weerd little cat aren't you?".  I think it's the ferst one - good noms.  'cause I's not weerd.  Am I? MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM????

::SIGH:: - the weerd ones nefur realize that THEY'RE the weerd ones!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 


Friday, April 15, 2011

Finally Friday


Wow this has been a long week! The worry of not knowing if the mom was going to get more foods, the getting kicked off the sleepy spot for licking someone's face in the middle of the night, the having to put up with some baby meezer trying to bite mine, er, man bits, all the time, the constant whining of some other meezer about the aliens and some orinch meniss being, well, a orinch meniss!  it's time for a nap pile.  who's with me?

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thankful Thursday


I's thankful that the mom 'amembed to get foods on her way home last night.  Ofurwise we would haf had to eat her.  MOL

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Whiney Wednesday on a Tuesday Night



(MeezerMom) - yes Nicky?

Mommy - does you know what today is?

(MeezerMom) - um, Tuesday?

Nicky - it's NICKY TUESDAY.

(MeezerMom) - yes, we did a Nicky Tuesday Post

Nicky - well, haf you looked at the blog?

(MM) - um, no

Nicky - Well you should - mine Nicky Tuesday post is BELOW the MeezerMondayMilesReport post? How come?

(MM) - ummmmmm well...............
Nicky - you (*&T*^'d up?

(MM) NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS MEEZER!! where did you learn language like that

Nicky  - um from Miles?

(MM) - I bet.  I'm sorry that I goofed up your Nicky Tuesday post honey.  Would you like some speshul ear scritchies to make up for it?

Nicky - no.  um.............. maybe

(MM) ::scritchscritch::

Nicky - ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok.  I forgives you Mommy.  i loves you!

(MM) I loves you too Nicky

Monday, April 11, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - turkey, chick-hen and pancakes! not bad. 

The What Did Billy do report: - yeah, it was warm out so guess? yeah, THAT.  Except he didn't go in the road.  but he DID try and go in our naybors house and her kitty Leema smacked Billy in the head.  bwahahahaha

That What Did Nicky do report - again, does the word SPAZZMO mean anything to you? (Nicky: um, NO.)

Here wif the insane report is the head of the department of meezer insanity - Dr Cottage Cheese brains:   well things haf really picked up this week - there are MORE aliens in the nayborhood- baby aliens.  It must be baby alien season.  I doesn't unnerstand why they drop off baby aliens and don't take the older ones away.  Plus, they was all hollering for the mother ship or hollering at each ofur or hollering at the people they are going to eat.  i'm not shur.  at least none of them came up to mine slidy door this week.  back to you chairman of cranky pants. 

I's NOT cranky Sammy, I's just a little perturbed.  I's perturbed 'acause the mom has been slacking in the petting department.  AND she's been saying that me and the orinch meniss are ::gasp:: FAT and we needs to go on a diet.  HE'S overweight.  I'S under tall.  She says that I has to "cut back" on the people foods.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  She think I's cranky NOW, just wait! I may send one of Sammy's aliens ofur here to eat her.

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today

Nicky Tuesday


Hey! Know what I likes to do? I likes to run around and run around and run around wif mine spiral wire toy in mine mouf and holler at the top of mine lungs for like EFUR and wake mommy up and make her get out of bed and trip ofur me in the hallway in the dark.  That is the BESTEST kind of fun

Friday, April 08, 2011

Funny Friday

Deer Woofie furriends - sorry about the ferst one - but the mom blew coffee out her nose when she seed it and Sammy says that's how the aliens in our nayborhood look anyway. 

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Thankless Thursday


BAH - pa-sketti for dinner last night.  AND i gotted kicked off the cowch acause I was "stabbing" the mom.  She's a weenie. 

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Winning Wednesday


I stole some roast pork from the mom's plate last night!!! WINNING!!!!!!


The aliens was quiet yesterday! WINNING!!!


I trashed the human litterbox room! WINNING!!!!

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


Hey Mommy - sorry I slept on your face last night.  The air blowy thingy felted good and that was the bestest spot to feel it.

Monday, April 04, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  chick-hen and ham.  it was a fair week but it could haf been better OH, wait, I did haf some of the mom ribs. So that's good. 

The What Did Billy Do report - he will NEFUR learn.  He ranned out and ranned into the road.  The mom freaked and he laffed  and laffed

The What Did Nicky Do report- SPAZZZZZZ.  The mom cleaned and he wented 'ahind her trashing. 

The Mom report - The mom FINALLY taked down the chrissymouse lights.  oh, she says it's 'acause they has been frozen on the gutter, we says it's 'acuase she's lazy. 

Here's cottage cheese brain wif the latest installment of the crazy report:   I's NOT crazy Miles, but YOU IS fat.  So, the aliens across the street excaped on Sunday and was running crazy all ofur the nayborhood.  I think they ated their humans and were looking for more.  They was loud and they camed right up to mine slidy door.  I think they was trying to eat ME.  AHHHHHHH. 

Back to you creampuffthighs. 

Well, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Saturday, April 02, 2011

The Power of Love - for sweet Shell


I don't often post here on the boys blog, as I have my own, however I feel the need to post today.  If anyone ever doubts the power of unconditional love, or that it even exists, the story of Shell will prove that it is all powerful and very very real.  As owners, rescuers and lovers of any furbaby, we enter into the relationship knowing that we will have to suffer the horrible pain of loss at some time.  It could be 18 1/2 years in the future as it was with our sweet Trixie and Norton, or 12 years as it was with my Ralphie, or merely weeks as it was with beautiful Shell and the courageous MaryAnne.  I have followed their story since the beginning and have marveled at MA's courage and patience and was awed at the power of Shell's love for her, and her love for Shell.  Poor Shell had so many things to overcome, but something drove her to try to get better.  I think that Shell's purpose was to prove to people that no matter what an animal looks like or has been through, there is always a heart there and the capacity to forgive humankind any abuses they have suffered and give love unconditionally. 

Sweet Shell, I never knew you but I will never forget you.  MA, there are not enough words to thank you for what you did for Shell, and what you have done for every other animal that has crossed your path.  You are truly a remarkable woman.

Friday, April 01, 2011

Finally Friday


For Sale: one slightly used female adult human bean.  Pretty much useless.  Snorks and drools when she sleeps.  Sleeps too many hours a day.  Forgets to buy kitteh foods. Gets far too hot when 4 cats are sleeping on her. Useful only for pettings and brushings.  Has dragon breaf.

Wanted:  One less used female adult human bean.  Not forgetful.  No snorking or drooling.  Has the ability to read blogs for hours on end AND write witty comments.  Also hs the ability to write spektakurlarly funny or poi-gn-ant posts.  Never gets too hot.  Always brushes her teefs 'afore playing kissy face.

Applications being taken in the comments sekshun.

Which we prolly will not get to read 'acause someone will come home from "werk" and start snorking and drooling on herself when she falls asleep on the cowch.

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